Nicole Kidman Is Made From A Stronger Space Age Polymer Than I Thought

If someone told me Nicole Kidman got hit by a bicycle, my first reaction would be, “Holy shit, someone needs to sweep up the broken pieces of her porcelain body before a gust of wind takes them.” Except here she is surprisingly still intact in New York yesterday after infamously annoying photographer Carl Wu crashed into her with his bike. NASA informs me she’ll be ready for deep space provided the prototype test launch goes well. “It’s just your basic pass through the sun. These things are built for it.”

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