In a revelation on par with Lindsay Lohan admitting Dina’s breast milk was 80 proof, Nicole Kidman has finally confessed to using Botox, but wants us to believe she can quit at any time and hasn’t replaced her blood with it. Via The Daily Mail:
Miss Kidman, 43, made her confession to a German magazine interviewer who asked her about keeping wrinkles at bay.
‘I’ve tried a lot of things but apart from working out and a good diet most things don’t help,’ she replied. ‘I even tried Botox but I didn’t like how my face looked afterwards. Now I don’t use it anymore – and I can move my forehead again.’
Her previous declarations on the subject included: ‘I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything.’
Okay, maybe, for the sake of argument, Nicole Kidman has been truthful all along. For all we know, this is the face she made the first time she caught Tom Cruise getting Top Gunned in the kitchen and it froze like that. Or Keith Urban spends his evenings polishing her forehead like a bowling ball. No one really knows what Australians do when we’re not looking. Including them on account of their over-sized Foster cans and constant boomerang throwing. It’s a miracle they can still mangle the King’s English, too right.