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Excuse Me, Nicole Kidman, Could You Point Me In The Direction Of That Movie Where You Pee All Over Zac Efron?
May 25th, 2012 // 39 Comments
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Oh my! That is a lovely boob! It appears to be frozen like the rest of her but I am not complaining! Beats droopy boobs!
Afrolashes?
Time for dumb tinkle-based revisions of Nicole Kidman movie titles! To start, here’s some of her movie titles:
Just Go with It
The Golden Compass
The Human Stain
Hmmm, you know what? Nevermind.
Days of Thunder?
Billy Bathgate
The nipple actuators on this early model were just a prototype, but we’ve had such great success with them they are still used in production models today.
Nude Nicole Kidman with ass dimples and perky tits in Eyes Wide Shut. ‘Nuff said.
I like them together.
After her stint as Mrs. Tom Cruise Nic deserves some heterosexual happiness. I’d also like to express my appreciation for her lack of inhibition RE: nude performance.
Good luck; the odds are always stacked against any big name entertainment industry couple lasting until “death do you part”.
A story about someone getting pee’d on following a post about Kim Kardashian.
She likes short dudes.
yup, she definitely has a type doesn’t she?! Short dudes with longish man-glam hair and big noses.
I guess if this marriage ends she can date that little loud brown hair boy from Glee.
After much analysis and calculations, I have confirmed it to be a nipple.
Whatever she did to her lips was a mistake.
Sure she looks good now but in 20 years she’s Goldie Hawn.
Goldie Hawn is two years older than Paula Deen. Let that sink in for a moment.
She’s taking cues from Miley Cyrus now.
Nice.
She will never decompose as the whole body is full of plastic, they will be able to dig her up 100 years from now and she will look the same!
Thank you, pokie fairy.
She’s like, what? 15 years older than Britney Spears? And THAT nipple is STILL pointing forward. Go Kidman!
That’s because the nipple has been botoxed. BTW shouldn’t there be more draping on the boob ? Looks like the nipple show was done on purpose.
well, ruching usually parts when it gets stretched (because her boob is stretching the material).
You will notice that Nicole’s engorged nipple is practically in Zac’s face, yet he’s completely oblivious to it.
1) Skeletor hands
2) Skeletor face
3) Botox lip fat rolls
4) Ginormous ear lobes
5) Random facial irregularities
3/10 WOULD STILL BANG
Watch out, black-guy-on-the-right, that nipple is sharp!
“Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back…and to the left.”
you could dive off of those lashes!
John Cusack caught mid fart
Bello Nicole Kidman Bello!
It looks like she has a giant scar below the nipple
she looks embalmed
It sounds like a lot of really, really, jealous or sick people. What would make people write such nasty comments about someone they don’t know ???????? People that work with her in movies talk about how kind and down- to -earth Nicole is. Nicole is a beautiful class act, a REAL MOVIE STAR.
Looks like some sort of piercing and chain on that nipple?
Ugh. Apparently Kidman was convinced all the botox in her urine would counteract the jellyfish venom in Efron’s sting.
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL>
NICOLE KIDMAN–REAL MOVIE STAR THAT CAN ACT. SHE’s NOT THE USUAL BIMBO. NICOLE’S LUSCIOUS, TALENTED HUSBAND IS NOT THAT MUCH SHORTER THAN NICOLE WHEN SHE TAKES OFF HER THREE INCH HEALS. KEITH IS MAN ENOUGH THAT I THINK HE LIKES IT. TOM DID NOT LIKE HER WEARING HEELS WHEN THEY WERE STANDING TOGETHER.
Must have been cold that day!
Nicole Kidman’s Nipples where HARD, My Cock Was HARD!!!
Well hell, Nicole’s got me hard as a rock again. What to do?