Excuse Me, Nicole Kidman, Could You Point Me In The Direction Of That Movie Where You Pee All Over Zac Efron?

May 25th, 2012 // 41 Comments

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  1. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my! That is a lovely boob! It appears to be frozen like the rest of her but I am not complaining! Beats droopy boobs!

  2. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
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    Afrolashes?

  3. Frank Burns

    Time for dumb tinkle-based revisions of Nicole Kidman movie titles! To start, here’s some of her movie titles:

    Just Go with It
    The Golden Compass
    The Human Stain

    Hmmm, you know what? Nevermind.

  4. Fembot Engineer

    The nipple actuators on this early model were just a prototype, but we’ve had such great success with them they are still used in production models today.

  5. Nude Nicole Kidman with ass dimples and perky tits in Eyes Wide Shut. ‘Nuff said.

  6. Nicole Kidman Nipples Keith Urban The Paperboy Cannes
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I like them together.
    After her stint as Mrs. Tom Cruise Nic deserves some heterosexual happiness. I’d also like to express my appreciation for her lack of inhibition RE: nude performance.
    Good luck; the odds are always stacked against any big name entertainment industry couple lasting until “death do you part”.

  7. Is the sky blue?

    A story about someone getting pee’d on following a post about Kim Kardashian.

  8. She likes short dudes.

  9. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    After much analysis and calculations, I have confirmed it to be a nipple.

  10. Whatever she did to her lips was a mistake.

  11. Dick Hell

    Sure she looks good now but in 20 years she’s Goldie Hawn.

  12. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s taking cues from Miley Cyrus now.

    Nice.

  13. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    She will never decompose as the whole body is full of plastic, they will be able to dig her up 100 years from now and she will look the same!

  14. Thank you, pokie fairy.

  15. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s like, what? 15 years older than Britney Spears? And THAT nipple is STILL pointing forward. Go Kidman!

    • KV

      That’s because the nipple has been botoxed. BTW shouldn’t there be more draping on the boob ? Looks like the nipple show was done on purpose.

  16. Nicole Kidman Nipples Zac Efron The Paperboy Cannes
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    You will notice that Nicole’s engorged nipple is practically in Zac’s face, yet he’s completely oblivious to it.

  17. Vicenzo Boskipatolini

    1) Skeletor hands
    2) Skeletor face
    3) Botox lip fat rolls
    4) Ginormous ear lobes
    5) Random facial irregularities
    3/10 WOULD STILL BANG

  18. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
    Jason
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    Watch out, black-guy-on-the-right, that nipple is sharp!

  19. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
    Throjo
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    “Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back…and to the left.”

  20. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    you could dive off of those lashes!

  21. Nicole Kidman Nipples Zac Efron The Paperboy Cannes
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    John Cusack caught mid fart

  22. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
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    Bello Nicole Kidman Bello!

  23. me

    It looks like she has a giant scar below the nipple

  24. Mama Pinkus

    she looks embalmed

  25. Dee

    It sounds like a lot of really, really, jealous or sick people. What would make people write such nasty comments about someone they don’t know ???????? People that work with her in movies talk about how kind and down- to -earth Nicole is. Nicole is a beautiful class act, a REAL MOVIE STAR.

  26. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
    prez02169
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    Looks like some sort of piercing and chain on that nipple?

  27. Cpm

    Ugh. Apparently Kidman was convinced all the botox in her urine would counteract the jellyfish venom in Efron’s sting.

  28. YTBOY

    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL>

  29. Marj

    NICOLE KIDMAN–REAL MOVIE STAR THAT CAN ACT. SHE’s NOT THE USUAL BIMBO. NICOLE’S LUSCIOUS, TALENTED HUSBAND IS NOT THAT MUCH SHORTER THAN NICOLE WHEN SHE TAKES OFF HER THREE INCH HEALS. KEITH IS MAN ENOUGH THAT I THINK HE LIKES IT. TOM DID NOT LIKE HER WEARING HEELS WHEN THEY WERE STANDING TOGETHER.

  30. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
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    Must have been cold that day!

  31. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
    Will
    Commented on this photo:

    Nicole Kidman’s Nipples where HARD, My Cock Was HARD!!!

  32. Hugh

    Well hell, Nicole’s got me hard as a rock again. What to do?

  33. Nicole Kidman Nipples The Paperboy Cannes
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    Absolutely beautiful stunning, mouth watering legs!!!!!

  34. Bob downe

    She is really a drag queen……….. :p

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