During an appearance on The Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday, Keith Urban revealed that when he’s away from Nicole Kidman the two like to get it on through the sensual art of making penis emoticons on their smartphones. Via Us Weekly:
“We never text. We never email. Phone calls only, which I really love that,” Urban continues. “Maybe one text. Maybe one cool, kinda, one of those kind of texts a year.”
“What kind of text, what do you mean?” DeGeneres asks laughing.
“Nice sex texting,” Urban replies.
First off, “nice sex texting” is probably the creepiest thing one person could say to another outside the context of incest. Second, naturally I’m about to recreate said texting.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: i bet ur nice sex hole doesn't feel like a mannequin's at all xxx-xxx-xxxx: oh YES keith u know just what to say xxx-xxx-xxxx: i'm not tom cruise... xxx-xxx-xxxx: OH GOD I'M CUMMING KEITH I'M CUMMING SO HARD xxx-xxx-xxxx: that's right now it's daddy's turn xxx-xxx-xxxx: ... xxx-xxx-xxxx: i said it's daddy's turn xxx-xxx-xxxx: ... xxx-xxx-xxxx: nicole?? xxx-xxx-xxxx: [Android unit 'N_Kidman' charging. Sequence 'Sext_Keith' terminated.] xxx-xxx-xxxx: you always do this! :(
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