Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Sext, This Is Information You Know Now

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2013

During an appearance on The Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday, Keith Urban revealed that when he’s away from Nicole Kidman the two like to get it on through the sensual art of making penis emoticons on their smartphones. Via Us Weekly:

“We never text. We never email. Phone calls only, which I really love that,” Urban continues. “Maybe one text. Maybe one cool, kinda, one of those kind of texts a year.”
“What kind of text, what do you mean?” DeGeneres asks laughing.
Nice sex texting,” Urban replies.

First off, “nice sex texting” is probably the creepiest thing one person could say to another outside the context of incest. Second, naturally I’m about to recreate said texting.

xxx-xxx-xxxx: i bet ur nice sex hole doesn't feel like a mannequin's at all
xxx-xxx-xxxx: oh YES keith u know just what to say
xxx-xxx-xxxx: i'm not tom cruise...
xxx-xxx-xxxx: OH GOD I'M CUMMING KEITH I'M CUMMING SO HARD
xxx-xxx-xxxx: that's right now it's daddy's turn
xxx-xxx-xxxx: ...
xxx-xxx-xxxx: i said it's daddy's turn
xxx-xxx-xxxx: ...
xxx-xxx-xxxx: nicole??
xxx-xxx-xxxx: [Android unit 'N_Kidman' charging. Sequence 'Sext_Keith' terminated.]
xxx-xxx-xxxx: you always do this! :(

 

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