Good Morning, Nicole Aniston, And Other News

March 27th, 2014 // 35 Comments

- The Tom Cruise jerking off pic cracks me up every time. EVERY. TIME. [Lainey Gossip]

- We’re officially one horseman shy of the apocalypse. [Dlisted]

- This is a gallery full of hot redheads. [theCHIVE]

- Lady GaGa is recycling PR stunts now. [Fishwrapper]

- Samuel L. Jackson is a vegan now. I feel like someone just shot the last unicorn. [WorldLifestyle]

- Dear Christian schools, the Internet will find you. [The Frisky]

- Wikipedia tells holistic medicine to eat a dick. [The Daily Banter]

- Selena Gomez is getting really good at Instagram. [Popoholic]

- And now Joan Rivers on Lena Dunham. [tooFab]

- What’s up, Macri Elena Velez Sanchez in a bikini? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Glenn Beck didn’t like Noah? I don’t believe it. [FilmDrunk]

- Good goddamn, Nina Agdal… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Why did the site look so weird when I first visited this morning? The formatting was different, there were different links at the top (http://www.thesuperficial.com/about) and the background was white.

  2. ace11

    any relation to Jennifer Aniston?

  3. Nicole Aniston Bikini
    brick
    Commented on this photo:

    The new Jenna Jameson? I think so. Maybe even a better (hotter) one.

  4. Nicole Aniston Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit does this girl have some nice curves. What am I supposed to buy off her? ill take 10

  5. One of the hottest porn stars today. Her body is awesome.

  6. Do the 138 water people pay you directly or just hand over pics of bikini clad skunts for free that you can use to generate click dollars?

    Not hating on how a motherfucker gets his cash, just curious how this works.

  7. Nicole Aniston Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Now if the water company really wanted some attention they could have staged a photoshoot crasher to run up to her and yank that skirt down.

  8. Fish, your obsession with girls with weird faces is a bit disturbing. Nina Agdal is freakish from the neck up. If you start from the feet, and never make your way above the tits, then yes she’s hot. But her squishy face is not attractive at all.

  9. Nicole Aniston Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank god Jennifer Aniston got all worried about getting married and her hotter younger sister was able to get out of that basement she was being locked in.

  10. Nicole Aniston Bikini
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    If you’ve ever fantasized about that one super-rich chick at Coachella who thinks she’s a hippie because she wears a tie-dye gypsy and trances in the middle of the crowd, you’re going to love this water.

  11. anonym

    wait until you see her fake tits.

  12. s45qu4tch

    “And now Joan Rivers on Lena Dunham.”

    I got an image of Rivers physically on top of Dunham, and my penis crawled up into my abdomen and is quietly crying.

  13. Cat Wolf

    Wait I just looked her up – she sucks dong for a living, like a Kardashian, but not black dongs, so not like a Kardashian. I just saw one of her scenes on the inner webs, she’s not really into it. She’s also dead inside, so once again like a Kardashian.

  14. Mase

    Yeah, she’s never been into it since day one, just in for the paycheck. She’s thick and stumpy, so so made up looks and a snooze in her flicks.

  15. Nicole Aniston Bikini
    Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    God……….. how low has she tied that thing. She is used to it getting lower and lower. Those curves on her waist are killing. And I agree that she is hotter than Jenna. Jenna did not have such good curves. She is Jenna 2.0

  16. Nicole Aniston Bikini
    Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    Standing far away with that piece of clothing falling lower and lower she can kill anyone ………. and am sure that its not just the body but her looks …………. look at her eyes. Well done God and the doc who worked on her body

  17. Nicole Aniston Bikini
    Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    God I love that face ………….. so what she is a pornstar ………. i would marry her if she leaves it for good irrespective of how many huge cocks have been in there ………. i would love to kiss her day in abd day out

  18. Nicole Aniston Bikini
    Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    God I love that face ………….. so what she is a pornstar ………. i would marry her if she leaves it for good irrespective of how many huge cocks have been in there ………. i would love to kiss her day in and day out

  19. Nicole Aniston Bikini
    Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    Would it not be nice if they matched that bottle with a nice long dick in her mouth ………….

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