Nicolas Cage’s Son Went Crazy

June 8th, 2011 // 90 Comments

Nicolas Cage‘s son Weston (Actual photo.) apparently lost his shit at a Hollywood restaurant yesterday after being told he couldn’t order chocolate milk with his dinner which is how I chose to read this. TMZ reports:

Weston was at The Farmer’s Kitchen in Hollywood at around 4:00 today, when his trainer told him he couldn’t eat something on the menu. For some reason, we’re told Weston went off and started pushing the trainer in a violent way, at one point trying to roundhouse the trainer.
The trainer took Weston down, and someone else tried calming Nic’s son down, to no avail. Weston got up and continued freaking out.
Cops showed up and told Weston if he didn’t get on the ground they would tase him. Weston then complied. Cops put Weston in handcuffs but they were so worried he was unstable they strapped him to a gurney.

Weston is currently on 5150 psychiatric hold and Nicolas Cage has cleared his schedule to be with his son because there’s nothing like a drunken crazy person in debt up to his eyeballs to the IRS to calm a situation down.

NICOLAS: How you doin’, champ? Hangin’ in there?
WESTON: I don’t know what happened, Dad. I… I just lost it. Oh, God… *sobs*
NICOLAS: Hey, there there now. It’s gonna be okay, son. Now what I’m going to need you to do is get the fuck out of this bed because I owe $80 million to the government! Also, your crying makes me want to drink five belts of scotch and name a baby Hawkman.
WESTON: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
NICOLAS: It’s supposed to get your ass in the car. Now move it, Danzig, I’m double-parked.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Can

    Nathan Explosion doppelganger, for sure.

  2. Gerald Tarrant

    Hey Weston, enjoy the hair while you have it. I’ve seen your future and it ain’t so long and flowing.

  3. Peter North

    what an asshole

  4. Danicat

    No surprise when you see this video montage of Cage Sr losing his shit for four minutes straight from your mates over at iwatchstuff:

  5. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Commented on this photo:

    i guess staring into your future of nic cage’s hairline, the long hair of sadness and gloom are almost forgivable.

  6. RoboZombie

    Here’s his son getting knocked out

    Heh heh “Danzig”

  7. That Girls & Crispy Critters calendar would look rad hangin in the back of an amblance

  8. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Burt Reynolds
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    Pretty tough guy, until you take his chocolate milk away :(

  9. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Cock Dr
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    That’s messed up. All of it.

  10. me

    are we supposed to know who the cartoon pic is? Sometimes I think that 20 year old kid at the coffee shop is running this site.

  11. DKNY

    Get a fucking haircut, buddy. Grow up.

  12. chris

    @me – see comment #1

  13. Bow Chica Wow Wow

    He just got married a while back, looks like reality is settling in! The trainer sounds like he was doing his job. What is it with been rich and an asshole?

  14. Freaky

    Wow. Just wow. His short fuse may be justified; I’m sure he catches a lot of shit about choosing to live his life as a Danzig fanboy. You never know when they’re at the tipping point.

  15. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know Bam Margara was Nicholas Cage’s son.

  16. Angela

    #1 – Get married. Check
    #2 – Have a major blow up with your wife. Check
    #3 – Appear to be calm after. Check
    #4 – Loose your shit when someone says something to you and tries to tell you to remain calm. Check

    These are the 4 requirements to being a male heir in the Cage family.

  17. Deacon Jones

    Does having a personal trainer take a couple tics of the ole “Respect Meter” in the outlaw biker/goth counter-culture?

    • not gona see too many 1%ers on an exercise bike lol i believe it’s 76-88ci min. also doubt wes’s a goth, don’t they sit in bed all day like depressed over how the world aint fair and stuff?

  18. So, you owe the government $80,000,000? Here’s an idea… stop paying for a trainer for your son (I’m sure his comic book ain’t paying for it). Sure, it’s a drop in the bucket, but it may lead to NOT LIVING A LIFESTYLE YOU CAN NO LONGER AFFORD!

    ‘Cause Nick Cage sucks at movies and junk. And buys lots of yachts and property. Yes, I’m jelly.

    • Epstein's Mother

      No reason to be jelly. You, too, can buy yachts and property and stuff. All you got to do is go $80 million in debt.

  19. bing

    Is he for real ?

  20. timmy the dying boy

    What sort of trainer would let his client eat at a place called “The Farmer’s Kitchen?”

  21. Um

    This kid could actually look decent if he cute his hair, shaved, and well.. listened to his trainer.

  22. Rancid

    I start fights in restaurants with my trainer all the time. The only difference – I FUCKING WIN.

  23. It had to be said

    When you see your kid with the long stringy hair and the crazy eyes, you just have to think, honey, all the years of hard work were worth it. He’s a man.

  24. Photoshop Police

    Roid Rage over chocolate milk?


    • chev70

      It’s those “HAIR ‘ROID’S” he’s takin’ in an attempt to beat the family “slap-head” genes.

  25. stratacat

    Too bad it wasn’t a food fight.

  26. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Commented on this photo:

    How about Nic Cage gives the government half… OF NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

  27. Richard McBeef

    He should start making arrangements with Brett Michael’s bandana supplier soon because hissy fits and temper tantrums can’t fight Cage genetics.

  28. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
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    I’m willing to take a roundhouse to the face to shave that scraggly shit off his head.

  29. Venom

    Shocking, who would have guessed this kid would flip out. lol

  30. Sir-rough-a-lot

    You know this kid only complied because he didnt want more trouble for his father. Weston’s arms are so long and powerful, they look like it can pick up two squad cars and smash em together. These cops are brave for even confront this menacing fellow.

  31. Sir-rough-a-lot

    BTW, did he by any chance mutters “puny humans” while on the gurney?

  32. the captain

    well, nicolas need a shrink too.

  33. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
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    holy shit! in picture 4 he’s holding a calendar which looks to be titled “girls and corpses.” that’s awesome. i don’t think in a million years i would have though of something so messed up.

  34. Must have called him Tonto.

  35. Savalas

    Are we talking trainer, as in “personal trainer”?

    Or trainer as in “animal trainer”?

  36. And here I thought 5150 was just a bad Van Hagar album.

  37. ffgddfoij

    Crazy drug addict…but so hot. I wish more guys had long hair -_-

  38. BanDit82BaBy

    Roid Rage or Heroin Withdrawal??

  39. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
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    hes so damn ugly what is this monstrous thing i’m looking at

  40. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Commented on this photo:

    the guy is a silver spooned rich kid, growing up had the best of everything and now he thinks he hard core metal??? BAHAHAHAHAH!!! yeah ok…

  41. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Commented on this photo:

    Wouldn’t you be surprised if Nicolas Cage’s kid didn’t turn out this way?

  42. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Commented on this photo:

    nasty motherfucker

  43. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Commented on this photo:

    Reminds me of my, “Kittens and Elephant Penises,” calendar.

  44. M

    Although he’s trying way too hard to be Peter Steele, I’d still fuck the living daylights out of him… Ugh, that hair.

  45. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Jay Prima
    Commented on this photo:

    Was he a trainer or was it a life coach?

  46. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
    Jay Prima
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    Was he a trainer or a life coach?The poor kid must have had some problems

  47. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
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    This guy looks like the lead singer of Slayer.

  48. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
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    Shit, I heard about that calender before, Kristen Bell said she was asked to pose for it. Though whether they meant the girl or the corpse is unclear.

  49. Weston Cage Nathan Explosion
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  50. bahlder

    Obviously has daddy issues, he feels he can’t live up to his father’s image so he went as far in the opposite direction as possible to escape it. Now he’s having mental breakdowns over trivial shit. Sad. Hopefully he’ll get his shit together instead of ODing in some hotel room.

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