Nicolas Cage‘s son Weston (Actual photo.) apparently lost his shit at a Hollywood restaurant yesterday after being told he couldn’t order chocolate milk with his dinner which is how I chose to read this. TMZ reports:
Weston was at The Farmer’s Kitchen in Hollywood at around 4:00 today, when his trainer told him he couldn’t eat something on the menu. For some reason, we’re told Weston went off and started pushing the trainer in a violent way, at one point trying to roundhouse the trainer.
The trainer took Weston down, and someone else tried calming Nic’s son down, to no avail. Weston got up and continued freaking out.
Cops showed up and told Weston if he didn’t get on the ground they would tase him. Weston then complied. Cops put Weston in handcuffs but they were so worried he was unstable they strapped him to a gurney.
Weston is currently on 5150 psychiatric hold and Nicolas Cage has cleared his schedule to be with his son because there’s nothing like a drunken crazy person in debt up to his eyeballs to the IRS to calm a situation down.
NICOLAS: How you doin’, champ? Hangin’ in there?
WESTON: I don’t know what happened, Dad. I… I just lost it. Oh, God… *sobs*
NICOLAS: Hey, there there now. It’s gonna be okay, son. Now what I’m going to need you to do is get the fuck out of this bed because I owe $80 million to the government! Also, your crying makes me want to drink five belts of scotch and name a baby Hawkman.
WESTON: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
NICOLAS: It’s supposed to get your ass in the car. Now move it, Danzig, I’m double-parked.
Photos: Splash News
Nathan Explosion doppelganger, for sure.
Hey Weston, enjoy the hair while you have it. I’ve seen your future and it ain’t so long and flowing.
what an asshole
No surprise when you see this video montage of Cage Sr losing his shit for four minutes straight from your mates over at iwatchstuff:
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/11/nicolas_cage_losing_his_shit.php
Hilarious. That guy is a hack.
i guess staring into your future of nic cage’s hairline, the long hair of sadness and gloom are almost forgivable.
Here’s his son getting knocked out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw
Heh heh “Danzig”
Yeah, “Danzig” made me snort a laugh.
That Girls & Crispy Critters calendar would look rad hangin in the back of an amblance
Pretty tough guy, until you take his chocolate milk away :(
That’s messed up. All of it.
are we supposed to know who the cartoon pic is? Sometimes I think that 20 year old kid at the coffee shop is running this site.
Metalocalypse.
If you don’t know who they are then you are probably some fat, middle aged housewife with 3 kids and wishing every day that you could just kill yourself.
+1
Oh, and you fuck my mother
Name jacking is lame dude.
Get a fucking haircut, buddy. Grow up.
@me – see comment #1
He just got married a while back, looks like reality is settling in! The trainer sounds like he was doing his job. What is it with been rich and an asshole?
Wow. Just wow. His short fuse may be justified; I’m sure he catches a lot of shit about choosing to live his life as a Danzig fanboy. You never know when they’re at the tipping point.
I didn’t know Bam Margara was Nicholas Cage’s son.
#1 – Get married. Check
#2 – Have a major blow up with your wife. Check
#3 – Appear to be calm after. Check
#4 – Loose your shit when someone says something to you and tries to tell you to remain calm. Check
These are the 4 requirements to being a male heir in the Cage family.
#5 – Not know the difference between lose and loose – Check
It happens sometimes, douch. :)
#6 Not knowing how to spell ‘douche’. Check.
Cage = rage almost by definition
Their family name is Copolla. Nick took a stage name based on Luke Cage (DC Comics), known for his jailhouse fights etc
Does having a personal trainer take a couple tics of the ole “Respect Meter” in the outlaw biker/goth counter-culture?
not gona see too many 1%ers on an exercise bike lol i believe it’s 76-88ci min. also doubt wes’s a goth, don’t they sit in bed all day like depressed over how the world aint fair and stuff?
So, you owe the government $80,000,000? Here’s an idea… stop paying for a trainer for your son (I’m sure his comic book ain’t paying for it). Sure, it’s a drop in the bucket, but it may lead to NOT LIVING A LIFESTYLE YOU CAN NO LONGER AFFORD!
‘Cause Nick Cage sucks at movies and junk. And buys lots of yachts and property. Yes, I’m jelly.
No reason to be jelly. You, too, can buy yachts and property and stuff. All you got to do is go $80 million in debt.
Is he for real ?
What sort of trainer would let his client eat at a place called “The Farmer’s Kitchen?”
Right, because locally grown lettuce, tomatoes and carrots are so unhealthy. Much better to have eaten at Bob’s Burger Barn.
+1, bianca
This kid could actually look decent if he cute his hair, shaved, and well.. listened to his trainer.
damn it. I meant CUT not cute
It’s national typo day here on the Superficial, folks!
If he shaved he’d look like Rumer Willis. Look at that fucking chin.
I start fights in restaurants with my trainer all the time. The only difference – I FUCKING WIN.
Ok tough guy
When you see your kid with the long stringy hair and the crazy eyes, you just have to think, honey, all the years of hard work were worth it. He’s a man.
Roid Rage over chocolate milk?
Understandable.
It’s those “HAIR ‘ROID’S” he’s takin’ in an attempt to beat the family “slap-head” genes.
Too bad it wasn’t a food fight.
How about Nic Cage gives the government half… OF NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
He should start making arrangements with Brett Michael’s bandana supplier soon because hissy fits and temper tantrums can’t fight Cage genetics.
I’m willing to take a roundhouse to the face to shave that scraggly shit off his head.
Shocking, who would have guessed this kid would flip out. lol
You know this kid only complied because he didnt want more trouble for his father. Weston’s arms are so long and powerful, they look like it can pick up two squad cars and smash em together. These cops are brave for even confront this menacing fellow.
BTW, did he by any chance mutters “puny humans” while on the gurney?
well, nicolas need a shrink too.
holy shit! in picture 4 he’s holding a calendar which looks to be titled “girls and corpses.” that’s awesome. i don’t think in a million years i would have though of something so messed up.
Must have called him Tonto.
Are we talking trainer, as in “personal trainer”?
Or trainer as in “animal trainer”?
Yeah, he was fending him off with a chair.
Potty trainer.
LOL !!!
And here I thought 5150 was just a bad Van Hagar album.
ur probably ugly cuz u have bad taste you skank
Crazy drug addict…but so hot. I wish more guys had long hair -_-
Roid Rage or Heroin Withdrawal??
hes so damn ugly what is this monstrous thing i’m looking at
the guy is a silver spooned rich kid, growing up had the best of everything and now he thinks he hard core metal??? BAHAHAHAHAH!!! yeah ok…
Wouldn’t you be surprised if Nicolas Cage’s kid didn’t turn out this way?
nasty motherfucker
Reminds me of my, “Kittens and Elephant Penises,” calendar.
LMFAO
Although he’s trying way too hard to be Peter Steele, I’d still fuck the living daylights out of him… Ugh, that hair.
Was he a trainer or was it a life coach?
Was he a trainer or a life coach?The poor kid must have had some problems
This guy looks like the lead singer of Slayer.
He wishes!
Shit, I heard about that calender before, Kristen Bell said she was asked to pose for it. Though whether they meant the girl or the corpse is unclear.
hot
Obviously has daddy issues, he feels he can’t live up to his father’s image so he went as far in the opposite direction as possible to escape it. Now he’s having mental breakdowns over trivial shit. Sad. Hopefully he’ll get his shit together instead of ODing in some hotel room.