It’s Cool, Internet, I Didn’t Need My Mind Anymore, And Other News

September 13th, 2013 // 7 Comments
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WATCH: 'Wrecking Ball' (Nicolas Cage Edition)

- Tracy Anderson wants to fix Lena Dunham. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sinead O’Connor is still making incredible life decisions. [Dlisted]

- This is a link to a huge pair of breasts. [theCHIVE]

- John Mayer is basically copying Katy Perry now. [Fishwrapper]

- So both the Olsen Twins are into old dudes. Probably easier to kill. [tooFab]

- Disney Princesses Twerking Will Shatter Your Childhood [BuzzFeed]

- Hello, Lisalla Montenegro… [Popoholic]

- Kanye West got drunk and yelled a bunch of crazy shit at a crowd. [IDLYITW]

- Karlie Kloss is apparently a giant. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Kardashian is getting more plastic surgery. [Celebslam]

- Goddamn, Natalie Dormer in Esquire UK. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- There’s going to be a five hour long movie with Shia LaBeouf and full penetration. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. argleblargle

    At least with Nic Cage’s face, that old man ass makes sense.

  2. michelle

    Hahaha! It took me a few minutes to realize that it was Nichola Cage’s face on Miley’s body.

  3. cc

    When she makes a sex tape, I hope they don’t do this.

  4. Inner Retard

    My mother tried, my father tried, my grandparents tried. Despite all their shit I somehow remained sane if not undamaged. But I doubt I’ll survive seeing this video.

  5. well, I’m not clicking that.

  6. Please someone for fuck’s sake insert the segment with Cage’s head in that Bee helmet?
    LMFAO

  7. anonymous

    So when does Nic Cage appear in the video?

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