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In a move now being carefully studied by California’s penal system, New Orleans’ D.A. has decided not to press charges against Nicolas Cage for the incidents that led to his recent arrest. People reports:
The New Orleans District Attorney has confirmed that no charges of any kind will be pursued against him,” Cage’s attorney Harry Rosenberg tells PEOPLE. “After their investigation, the DAs refused all charges against Nick and the matter has been closed.
Ah, celebrity justice. It’s about as rewarding as taking a long drunk pee then getting your dick stuck in your zipper. But I guess the still hurting New Orleans economy benefits enough from Hollywood morons bringing their projects to town to put up with behavior like drunkenly daring the cops to arrest them. If that was me, I’d have been tasered and on the ground with a boot on my neck before you could say “Season Of The Witch was a piece of shit.” And the investigation, which included eyewitnesses, would have ended with me sitting in a cell trying to figure out how to make jambalaya in a toilet.
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