Nicolas Cage Backstage With Guns N’ Roses Will Melt Your Mind Now

June 9th, 2014 // 39 Comments
Nicolas Cage

*sips wine* “Put down the bunny.”

For those of you just joining the Internet, Tracy Morgan is in critical condition after a deadly car crash, and white supremacist militia members tried to start “the revolution” at a Las Vegas Walmart, but none of those stories contain the human element of Nicolas Cage wearing a shirt with Nicolas Cage’s face on it, so here’s that happening backstage at a Guns N’ Roses show. And in case you’re not completely gripped by the lapels, look me in the eyes and tell me that’s not Tim Allen pulling a Wilson in the background. I fucking dare you.

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  1. Nic Cage and Dice! Fuhgeddabowdit!

  2. Slappy Magoo

    Amish Dice Clay?

  3. Were they inducted into the Hasbeen’s Hall of Fame?

  4. Is that the Diceman? Nice!

  5. Nicholas Cage being Nicholas Cage, I guess. No mention for the Diceman?

    • Just watched “Private Resort” on Crackle and Diceman was the man in that movie. Ahhh, memories of cheesy teen sex comedies gets me all teary eyed.

  6. Was Emilio Estevez in an Anaheim Ducks jersey not invited to this 90s clusterfuck?

  7. I think i’ve just found my outfit for work tomorrow.

  8. It looks like he wandered into a Goodwill store near the arena, spent a thoughtful few moments getting dressed, missed the irony of the shirt completely, and made his way backstage threatening to go “all Ghostrider” on anyone who objected.

  9. Dickinabox

    I’m ova here now!

  10. renotastic

    Welcome to the Has-Been Enough To Write A Children’s Book Club. Shall we begin?

  11. Appetite for fashion destruction.

  12. Voice of Reisling

    His shirt is even trying to drink the wine.

  13. PassingTrue

    Nice to see that Whoopi is trying another reboot of the “Hollywood Squares”. I’ll take Ruth Westheimer for the block Peter.

  14. Looks like Izzy Stradlin and Steven Adler for the best GnR biopic ever.

  15. Slappy Magoo

    I guess when GnR started singing “Welcome to the Jungle” Cage thought he was the Great White Hunter and tried to shoot a tranq dart in Dice’s calloused hide?

  16. Bertny

    Washed up Jim Carrey does a spot on washed up Nick Cage!

  17. JimBB

    That band is not GnR. GnR broke up a long time ago. That’s just Axl Rose’s solo band.

  18. Ali

    No sir, that’s Andrew Dice Clay

  19. To paraphrase the Diceman: “Hickory dickory duck, nobody gives a fuck.”

  20. Dubadubdub

    Aw, hell, ‘Fish…the quote is “PUT. THE. BUNNY. DOWN.”

  21. I don’t care what anyone says, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane remains one of my favourite movies, so Dice gets an eternal pass.

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