Nicky Hilton wears a bikini

December 26th, 2007 // 80 Comments

The Hilton family spent Christmas in Hawaii and Nicky Hilton decided to spread some holiday cheer by wearing a bikini. I’m surprised at the shapeliness of Nicky’s ass compared to the frailness of her figure. I would’ve expected her butt to be entirely level or concave even. I also assumed the slightest of ocean currents would whisk her off deep into the Pacific dragging Paris with her but, sadly, it appears Santa didn’t get my letter this year.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

  1. AssBigot

    she’s way smaller compared to Paris

  2. my comment

    Strange gangly legs,
    big feet,
    prerequisite tramp stamp tattoo just above butt crack
    and a grotesquely elongated lower torso
    and a flabby ass that can’t even fill out a string bikini.

    And only in her twenties. LOL!.

  3. RCA

    You got a lot to learn about “asses”. YES…there is an ass there…but the question one should be asking is…what good is it for other than taking a dump…because I’ve seen chalk boards with more shape.

    Seriously.

  4. put the ugly people in the back

    Thnak you #7. I fucking HATE long torso’s, they are so manly. The best body type for girls is the barbie body, crazy long legs with a cute tiny little torso. All those losers on shows about how to dress say the goal is to make your legs look longer and your torso shorter it’s the most flattering to the body. But some people are just born lucky and have that body type without having to use eye fooling clothing tricks. YAY ME!!!

    Poor girl; no boobs big nose and dwarf legs. That’s a shitty combination.

  5. Jus' Stupid

    Wow, smokin bod…

  6. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day

    she looks like karolina kufucka the VS model and that aint a compliment.

  7. grobpilot

    She’s got a dumpy ass

  8. @ #7 LOL!

    she doesn’t have cellulite spot!

  9. Nakeddago

    Any of you that say “she’s ugly” or “I’d never do that” are full of shit! Any straight man would hit that or Paris over and over again…I get so sick of you fakes on here being utterly ridiculous with your posts to try and “fit in”. Dumpy ass, bullshit.

  10. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation

    H I D E O U S !!! OMFG !!!! I’ve never seen an assless, titless creature before the Hilton sisters …. what a couple of disfunctionals
    On the other hand…she DOES have a pretty long neck though …just right for …………..OH… sorry

  11. clete

    The only person who could find a Hilton sister attractive is probably also attracted to gangly pre-teen boys. Seriously without the cash they would not be given a second look. I give them credit for their unwaivering self-confidence as warped as it is. Photo number 3 is hilarious. Buy a butt and some boobs… Ashley Simpson & Ashely Tisdale could recommend a dr. to fix that deviated septum.

  12. guest

    She’s a lot prettier than Paris. She’s also got a great body so stop dissing her because we all know you’re jealous

  13. zoe

    perfect figure. I begin to understand why so many men at pubspa.com discuss her and share her movies and videos all the day.

  14. hehe

    *rolls eyes* i hate the people who say stop dissing the celebs. thats what this site was made for dumbasses. go on some other site that worships celebrities if thats what you want to do.

  15. She’s too skinny but I think she’s pretty http://www.spymac.com/details/?2320168

  16. daniduke

    her ass is flat and saggy… r u kidding??? she is skin and bones, not attractive.

  17. evan

    Hi wud you like to hv sex with on that very beach that ur roaming in the bikini

  18. scarlett

    most probably anorexic seeing as she has no muscle tone on her legs and even though shes a waif her arms are flabby…

  19. scarlett

    most probably anorexic seeing as she has no muscle tone on her legs and even though shes a waif her arms a flabby…

  20. redraven

    She is hot! I am lucky to find her video in bikini, WOW… sexy, there is no words in the any language to describe hier beauty, Her video was found at a dating club – interracialloving.com, there are many her bikini photos and many people are talking about her

  21. FRT

    Holy crap…I can’t believe I’m writing this…and I haven’t had a drink in 8 hours…but compared to her string-bean sister with the funny face and clown feet…Nicky ain’t all that bad to look at. She at least has an ASS!…not like the sunken pit her sister Paris runs around showing off…and she certainly has a pretty smile.

    Holy crap…I better go pour myself a stiff one before I incriminate myself more.

  22. may

    she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service sugarmommymeet. it is a site for rich men to date sexy women.. spoil and support them. what a fucking slur..

  23. Me

    You would think with all that money that family has…that they would be able to buy these girls a cheeseburger, or 2….or 12

  24. Many fans of Nicky Hilton! But who knows she had a profile at kissinterracial.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so

  25. ubli

    This looks like the jail bait special edition bikini. Black and white stripes variety, not the flat orange. You all need to wait a few more years for this child to become an adult.

  26. KK

    Why do you people always expect thin white women to have huge, bouncy asses?

  27. XMAN

    She is the only hot hilton

  28. XMAN

    She is the only hot hilton

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