The Hilton family spent Christmas in Hawaii and Nicky Hilton decided to spread some holiday cheer by wearing a bikini. I’m surprised at the shapeliness of Nicky’s ass compared to the frailness of her figure. I would’ve expected her butt to be entirely level or concave even. I also assumed the slightest of ocean currents would whisk her off deep into the Pacific dragging Paris with her but, sadly, it appears Santa didn’t get my letter this year.
Photos: Pacific Coast News































Vlad the Impaler | December 26, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Whoopie do?
Tappable | December 26, 2007 at 2:49 pm
very tappable
stupid bitches make me sick | December 26, 2007 at 2:52 pm
when is she going to use some of that fortune to get that horrible beak fixed? that thing is huge and makes her uglier than she would be with a normal size nose.
Racer X | December 26, 2007 at 2:58 pm
SLORE.
jackasses make me mad | December 26, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Bet Mr. Sempstupid will think this chick is ugly…. She’s no Kim K….. thankfully.
FRIST!!! | December 26, 2007 at 3:04 pm
She’s hot….. but not as hot as ME!
jim-bob | December 26, 2007 at 3:04 pm
She’s like five six and four feet of it is torso. Is there such a thing as dwarf leg syndrome?
MassGrrl | December 26, 2007 at 3:13 pm
The Hilton sisters are ugly chicks with nice bodies. See ‘em all the time, all over the world.
They are not special.
Sheva | December 26, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I’d hit it.
There’s no problem with her here at all. In fact I saw her on David Letterman last year and she looked pretty chunky. She’s clearly been taking better care of herself.
In fact she’s not even recognizable here. Doesn’t look like her.
ukh | December 26, 2007 at 3:16 pm
slow news day fish?
Mr Semprini | December 26, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I won’t even stay at a Hilton, just in case it may be infected, too.
Ript1&0 | December 26, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Awwwww Fishy! Are you sad? I can push them in for you.
But imagine – a world without Paris?? How would life be any fun without her to rip on? We needs this, daddy.
Ript1&0 | December 26, 2007 at 3:26 pm
PS – Hi, DR. I woke up at the crack of noon. Isn’t that hot?
sammm | December 26, 2007 at 3:31 pm
what does her tattoo say?
jenster | December 26, 2007 at 3:31 pm
seriously, both of them have the manliest hands ever.
jenster | December 26, 2007 at 3:33 pm
seriously, both of them have the manliest hands ever.
Choochio | December 26, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Hey, I love her. She’s hot as hot can be. But the best body on the beach this year belongs to Amy Weber (http://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com/WND/index.php?option=com_content&task=v...). I’ve never seen a backslide arch upwards like that before. Nikki needs to start working out with Amy!
FRIST!!! | December 26, 2007 at 3:47 pm
#6,thankyou troll
Santa didn’t get my letter either. All I got was a mop..
wtf | December 26, 2007 at 3:49 pm
no matter what, she if too freaking skinny and her ass is ugly… a real woman’s ass is sexy and voluptous not just a half assed round buttock attached to a toothpick… ugly ugly ugly…. must you post such ugly pictures… i wanna see kim kardashian not ugly hiltons
ph7 | December 26, 2007 at 3:58 pm
She looks like a special ed kid in pic #3
TheDeeDee | December 26, 2007 at 4:04 pm
I find her prettier than Paris. However, she is just too thin. Her legs, especially the knee part are Gollum-ish looking.
FRIST!!! | December 26, 2007 at 4:06 pm
#19, I concur
brow | December 26, 2007 at 4:17 pm
tramp stamp
D. Richards (Pansy.) | December 26, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Oh my.. Sister-of Paris has fantastic legs. Look at those things. It’s as if they were sculped out of marble by Michelangelo himself. The tone. The.. She’s beautiful. And the ass. The ass is. Let’s put it this way, you’d never know that she was a Hilton with an ass like that. Amazing.
No I’m kidding. Obviously. The Hilton parents should be very ashamed. Not only are their daughters socialite nobodies. Seriously, what have they done in life besides show up with name recognition? But their bodies are absolutely hideous. No offense to those girls. It’s not even like that. The Hilton sisters are just fucking disgusting inside and out. Ha!
And I always thought Nicky was the prettier of the two (?). Now I realize. Neither one are attractive in the least.
lalaland | December 26, 2007 at 4:28 pm
okay i must say, her body isnt BAD…her legs are a bit skinny but you’ll have that with tall skinny people like that…but seriously we mine-as-well admit, we will never be satisfied
i wanna see some hott men on here!! wtf is up with that???
ali | December 26, 2007 at 4:35 pm
are you kidding me? her body is disgusting. look pretty flat to me.
grandma ass.
Tattoo Reader | December 26, 2007 at 5:13 pm
# 14 -
It says – I wish I were a Biker Slut!
Supermarket Shopper | December 26, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Her body is the shape of a rotten banana and I’m sure that she smells like one, too, just looks at all of those flies hanging all over her. I think I am going to Puke!
Vince Lombardi | December 26, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Pancake butt…. yep, a Hilton.
shanana | December 26, 2007 at 5:59 pm
THAT is hot? Good grief, people. You gotta get out more.
She’s got the body of an aging 45 year old with a saggy ass and a bikini bottom that looks like a diaper.
Sheva | December 26, 2007 at 6:08 pm
I’d rather hit this than that fat cow Kim Harlotisian any day.
A Friend | December 26, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Any Hawaii photos of PARIS and her mother KATHY?
mrs.t | December 26, 2007 at 6:33 pm
With all that fucking money, they can’t fix that fucking nose? And call Kardashian to Find out who did her ass implants? KIm did go a little apeshit on the size-Nicky couldn’t support an ass of those proportions…..but the sag makes me sad in my heart.
And that nose is all burnt up because it sticks out farther than anything else on her body-she needs one of those Kid-N-Play hats from 1985. The baseball cap with the bill that’s like 20 inches long.
Realist | December 26, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Bigger boobs and more curves generally would help, but she has a pretty nice body! MUCH better than her sister.
A Friend | December 26, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Hi,
For more photos of the HILTONs in Hawaii, go to http://www.thehiltonfiles.com
Greetings
From Argentina | December 26, 2007 at 7:26 pm
She needs a nose job.
When she is 40 or 50 we are talking about a bad situation on that face.
maz | December 26, 2007 at 7:28 pm
hott
p. nym | December 26, 2007 at 7:41 pm
#14 I think it might say ‘HILTON’… ?
Nikky Raney | December 26, 2007 at 9:06 pm
she’s still so much better than paris.
S.I.N. | December 26, 2007 at 9:24 pm
DUDE!! …it’s a bug on a stick.
michelle | December 26, 2007 at 9:27 pm
that is not Nicky Hilton.
cUtIe&GiRl | December 26, 2007 at 9:49 pm
She is a really sexy and hot girl..It seems that she has a personal account at a military&admirer dating club with her pictures and blog. She is so popular there. Her photos on that site http://www.militaryfriends.com/photo/cutie
I hope I were her, thus I can date those hot guys there…LOL
Beastman AIDS | December 26, 2007 at 10:04 pm
cUtIe&GiRl – for using alternating case i’m going to uppercut you in the ovaries and for spamming i’m going to shoryuken your colon.
gerard Vandenberg | December 26, 2007 at 10:53 pm
She is wearing a bikini all right. But what’s on those enormous feet?
THAT’S THE REAL QUESTION!!
hellov | December 26, 2007 at 11:20 pm
N H is so beautiful and hot in bikini.She looks so hoooot! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site “WealthyKiss.com”last week. Just curious!
The Jetset | December 26, 2007 at 11:45 pm
If she was any heavier, you’d be talking about her “ginormous” thighs…
babyglyniss | December 27, 2007 at 12:40 am
she looks like heather from antm cycle 9 here.
dude | December 27, 2007 at 3:05 am
wow she has a really flat chest. i always assumed she had big boobs.
coldy | December 27, 2007 at 3:53 am
hot ,
Lowlands | December 27, 2007 at 6:29 am
Aww! I haven’t seen Nicky for a while! I’ll bet she did enjoy her time at the beach.Doesn’t she wear her braces anymore?