Nicky Hilton previews Nicky O

August 18th, 2006 // 306 Comments
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Nicky Hilton previewed her Nicky O South Beach Hotel yesterday with a few drawings and collages she put together. And when all her investers declare bankruptcy a year from now they’re gonna look back and wonder why they put all their money to back a proposal that looks like something an 8-year made for their mom. You don’t build a hotel around this. You tape it to the fridge and hand somebody a gold star.


  1. Onrico

    “My parents are rich, so I must be smart”

  2. Poor poor Hilton family…so many failures…

    http://www.10pennypixel.com

  3. endometriorama

    heatherette? i thought that was amanda lepore’s thing. anyway, it’s ugly.

  4. Onrico

    “My parents are rich, so I must be smart”

  5. endometriorama

    heatherette? i thought that was amanda lepore’s thing. anyway, it’s ugly.

  6. Fugurself

    Just another cumdumpster

  7. Fugurself

    Just another cumdumpster

  8. It looks a little too much like she was scrapping together parts of magazines. Yet, in the third shot, I am quite surprised that she even accomplished perspective. It actually looks like a hotel room, and I don’t think an 8 year old could do that. It definitely shows that she’s the Hilton sister with slightly more talent.

  9. can't help myself

    Did someone tell this lump she was pretty at some point? GAAAAAAAAAH that SHIRT THING is killing me.

  10. Solo

    First thank you in my first comment.
    But atleast she is trying to do something, not like her sister running around parading her armpits

  11. jrzmommy

    What in the FUCK is THAT in the green shirt? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!!!

  12. lohanjob

    those drawings remind me of the site where the guy critques his coworkers’ kids’ artwork. ‘I’ve never seen a fire engine that needed to be shaved. Terrible’

  13. Solo

    First thank you in my first comment.
    But atleast she is trying to do something, not like her sister running around parading her armpits

  14. trampstar

    Remind me.. The Hilton sisters are famous again…*why*?!? Everyone– Just stop looking at them, and maybe they’ll go away.

  15. SLipman407

    is she looking a little hefty or is it just me?

  16. trampstar

    Remind me.. The Hilton sisters are famous again…*why*?!? Everyone– Just stop looking at them, and maybe they’ll go away.

  17. Those drawings remind me of the site where that guy critiques his coworkers’ kids’ art projects. “I’ve never seen a fire engine that needed to be shaved. Terrible.”

  18. SLipman407

    is she looking a little hefty?

  19. Solo

    Something is wrong with comments?
    Is it this where i say FIRST? =\

  20. It looks a little too much like she was scrapping together parts of magazines. Yet, in the third shot, I am quite surprised that she even accomplished perspective. It actually looks like a hotel room, and I don’t think an 8 year old could do that. It definitely shows that she’s the Hilton sister with slightly more talent.

  21. danielle

    first?

  22. danielle

    who cares about the lesser infested hilton?

  23. can't help myself

    is the whole hotel going to be bedazzled like that guy’s shirt?

  24. tits_on_snack

    I thought she had at least gone to school. And by school, I mean college, not kindergarten. And what’s with the female-to-male post-op chemotherapy patient?
    I’m confused.
    I can’t wait to see the pink playdough shoebox diarama of what the hotel’s restauruant will look like.

  25. rolson

    first?

  26. tits_on_snack

    I thought she had at least gone to school. And by school, I mean college, not kindergarten. And what’s with the female-to-male post-op chemotherapy patient?
    I’m confused.
    I can’t wait to see the pink playdough shoebox diarama of what the hotel’s restauruant will look like.

  27. mrs.t

    Who is that…ummmm…person in the shot with her? Is a gender-neutral dwarf the new small-dog-accessory replacement?

  28. PunjabPete

    YOu have got to be shitting me…

    COnstruction paper and markers… High art…

    Hiltons must die…

  29. Jennyface

    FIrst

  30. rolson

    first?

  31. tits_on_snack

    I thought she had at least gone to school. And by school, I mean college, not kindergarten. And what’s with the female-to-male post-op chemotherapy patient?
    I’m confused.
    I can’t wait to see the pink playdough shoebox diarama of what the hotel’s restauruant will look like.

  32. kr8ie

    Her shoes are awesome!
    Her drawings suck. I made collages like that for grade 6 art class.

  33. mrs.t

    Who is that…ummmm…person in the shot with her? Is a gender-neutral dwarf the new small-dog-accessory replacement?

  34. Benny

    God who gives a fuck about this…….First bitches

  35. kr8ie

    Her shoes are awesome!

  36. mrs.t

    Who is that…ummmm…person in the shot with her? Is a gender-neutral dwarf the new small-dog-accessory replacement?

  37. Jennyface

    First!

  38. Benny

    Who gives a shit about this…..first

  39. rolson

    first?

  40. Morph

    first bitches…

  41. kr8ie

    Her shoes are awesome!

  42. kr8ie

    Her shoes are awesome!

  43. rolson

    first?

  44. rolson

    First!

  45. Morph

    First!!!

  46. Does each room come with a welcom basket of Penicillin?

    First?

  47. mrs.t

    Is a gender-neutral dwarf the hot new accessory for fall?

  48. Redpac

    Does each room come with a welcome basket of Penicillin?

    First?

  49. KatMac

    What the hell is that thing beside her?

    P.S. – First?

  50. Morph

    1SSSST

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