Nicky Hilton was reportedly attacked over the weekend at a West Hollywood IHOP. Authorities say a homeless man pushed her to the ground prompting her to open a can and put him under citizen’s arrest – right in front of the cops. E! News reports:
L.A. County sheriff spokesman Steve Whitmore tells E! News the 25-year-old Hilton was at the front door of the pancake purveyor around 4:50 a.m. when she was shoved in the back.
“One of our deputies was in the IHOP…and heard a commotion,” Whitmore says. “He went outside to investigate and discovered that Ms. Nicky Hilton was pushed from behind.”
Hilton was more insulted than injured and–we’re not making this up–placed the perp under citizen’s arrest, which Whitmore says was unncessary, since a deputy was already present.
That’s like peeing on a house fire after the fire department just put it out. Which I heroically do all the time. Ladies?
EDIT: I added a pic of the “homeless man” and you’re not fooling anyone, Chris Brown. But good effort.
Hunter | February 24, 2009 at 12:55 pm
she would
Tim | February 24, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Obviously she stomped him with her enormous mutant feet.
Richard McBeef | February 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I would her before paris.
jizzle | February 24, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Nicky Hilton is about to smack a bitch.
CHALLAH!
S. Z | February 24, 2009 at 1:03 pm
poor paris, nicky is just amazing and she’s …
well, like pamela now.
ROUGH DADDY | February 24, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Wow, she gives new meaning to long arm of the law…that guy will be real popular at the Homeless shelter, being place under citizen arrest by a twig…
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | February 24, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I’d push her in her behind….with my penis.
Sarah | February 24, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Damn, that’s one of the cleanest looking LA homeless dudes I’ve ever seen.
Parker | February 24, 2009 at 1:23 pm
She’s even dumber than her sister. I’d put her under citizens arrest then sentence her to a half hour of anal sex. Then I’d suspend the sentence because I’d be afraid I’d catch something while carrying it out.
Danklin24 | February 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Damn she’s lookin good but damn is she stupid. Citizen arrests are absolutely worthless. WTF are you going to detain him with, a hair scrunchy?
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Misty | February 24, 2009 at 1:37 pm
She paid him to do it.
Deacon Jones | February 24, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Hmm, Horseface junior is actually looking fuckable in this pic.
I’m with Parker, 1/2 hour anal sex, discard in river
Where's Darkwing Duck? | February 24, 2009 at 1:52 pm
I don’t mind this Hilton. She seems normal, and probably isn’t totally dripping with disease. She doesn’t stage photo-ops with photographers, she doesn’t party like a fucktard, she has a job & no porno to date. Good for you Nicky Hilton!
Photoshop Police | February 24, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Citizen’s Arrest! Citizen’s Arrest!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqewojda3M0
someone had to do it.
Misty | February 24, 2009 at 2:04 pm
@15…That was great. Thanks!
Jennyjenjen | February 24, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Parker, what’s up with the constant anal talk? Some might see that as a little homoerotic…
Yup! | February 24, 2009 at 2:10 pm
@17…Except for the fact that Parker has only made anal references about woman so I don’t how know how anyone would take that as homoerotic. ?????
The Music Elitist | February 24, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Funny, I didn’t know Mark Hamill was homeless.
p0nk | February 24, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Parker shares his parents’ basement with his dad’s 10 year archive of Penthouse mags. Normal is relative.
So you can be arrested in LA for pushing somebody? Murder (OJ, Robert Blake) and child molestation (Michael Jackson) are ok, but don’t push a Hilton.
Jrz | February 24, 2009 at 2:42 pm
“Um, officer! He pushed me!”
You don’t make a citizen’s arrest for that…..you punch people in the face when they do that…Jesus, grow a set you stupid bitch.
Jennyjenjen | February 24, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Parker is fixated on doing a “girl” from behind, anally. He doesn’t need any of the female bits, therefore homoerotic.
10pound | February 24, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Whats a socialite doing at an IHOP?
I’m calling PR shenanigans.
Oh…and she looks like a shit I took this morning.
The Gregor | February 24, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Nobody puts Flapjack in the corner!
Deacon Jones | February 24, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Parker’s a hit and run anal commenter Jen, you’re not going to get him going.
We have something in common, I was a hit and run anal rapist in college
Parker | February 24, 2009 at 3:31 pm
@Jennyjenjen, I took the time to check the dictionary for you. Of course your usage was incorrect but I could overlook that. Your attempt to create a definition that fits your misunderstanding is something I could not overlook.
ho·mo·e·rot·ic (h?’m?-?-r?t’?k)
adj.
1. Of or concerning homosexual love and desire.
2. Tending to arouse such desire.
Further, I question your implied assertion that a woman’s ass is the same as a mans but having had experience only with the female form I’ll have to defer judegement until such time you retract this assertion or provide details to support it such as some first-hand comparisons carried out with a recognizably scientific methodology.
And @20 Penthouse is so lame. If my dad had any thing like that it’d be something cool like Juggs or Big Ass Babes.
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Deacon Jones | February 24, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I’m a big fan of SWANK personally.
Regular porn just doesnt cut it anymore
Where's Darkwing Duck? | February 24, 2009 at 4:49 pm
@Parker
I’m sure Nicky’s ass is nice & clean. If you hit that, well you better sully her image & video record that shit.
Mike Hawk | February 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Fight crime? Like a traffic cop? Cause Lord knows that face could stop it.
Jennyjenjen | February 24, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Looks like I hit a sore spot Parker! Keep up the denials, you are only fooling yourself.
Parker | February 24, 2009 at 5:47 pm
@28
I find SKANK to be bold yet unrefined. Like those late night movies on Skinemax. Yes, every page is flesh-colored, but for that more discerning among chicken choking pudwhackers, skin alone does not a mien man’s mag make. No, to these captious connoisseurs, a woman, being a sum of parts, should have a mag for each of her individual parts, thus Assmania, Beaver Country, Juggs, etc. Ergo, the object of man’s desire is not the woman herself but only one particular part of her. Which part will vary depending on both his socioeconomic standing and his highest free throw score.
bob | February 24, 2009 at 5:53 pm
This Hilton clearly got the better end of the gene pool.
Parker | February 24, 2009 at 6:14 pm
@Jennyjenjen
When I read what I wrote I saw no denials, only questions about your childish leaps of logic. Your bad, haha! On the other hand, I’m so sorry your one-track mind will never leave the playground where it stopped developing. Tell me, is every man who never looked at you a closet homo? You know, on a higher level, it’s tragic what people like you have to go through but on the bright side, your limited understanding of what goes on around you should lighten the burdens of your rather marginal existence.
Jennyjenjen | February 24, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Yawn….
Parker | February 24, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@25
I’m not hit and run. Sometimes I do diatribes or how-to’s and once in a while I’ll even throw in a short story or dialogue. But those are only on everyone’s lucky days.
Parker | February 24, 2009 at 6:32 pm
@25
I’m not hit and run. Sometimes I do diatribes or how-to’s and once in a while I’ll even throw in a short story or dialogue. But those are only on everyone’s lucky days.
Parker | February 24, 2009 at 6:35 pm
@25
I’m not hit and run. Sometimes I do diatribes or how-to’s and once in a while I’ll even throw in a short story or dialogue. But those are only on everyone’s lucky days.
Parker | February 24, 2009 at 6:39 pm
@25
I’m not hit and run. Sometimes I do diatribes or how-to’s and once in a while I’ll even throw in a short story or dialogue. But those are only on everyone’s lucky days.
Parker | February 24, 2009 at 6:43 pm
@25
I’m not hit and run. Sometimes I do diatribes or how-to’s and once in a while I’ll even throw in a short story or dialogue. But those are only on everyone’s lucky days.
Mike Hawk | February 24, 2009 at 7:04 pm
talk about stopping traffic…Thanks Parker.
sin | February 24, 2009 at 11:10 pm
The cleaner one going to an IHOP? Staged publicity stunt. But what does Nicky do and what does she gain by this exposure?
gerard Vandenberg | February 25, 2009 at 12:42 am
YOU GET THE CONNECTION?
her sister supports CRIME!!
It's NO Surprise | February 25, 2009 at 3:00 am
Pfff!..
She looks like a Tranny..I’d be afraid of her too.
If need be..she could always hold any perpetrator down with her bigazz size 12 plus Gorilla feet.
Richard McBeef | February 25, 2009 at 9:19 am
Anybody who argues about how not gay they are anonymously on the internet is totally gay. Parker embrace your feelings.
ishi-san | February 25, 2009 at 9:44 am
@ the Parker-gay discussion: *hahaha* that’s what you get for trying to be the ‘cool’ kid talking about ass-f****
Parker | February 25, 2009 at 10:28 am
@45 et al.,
Anybody who tells someone to embrace their gay feelings already knows how nice it feels to do that. Kudos to ya.
sd card | May 12, 2010 at 8:03 am
I do not mind this Hilton. It seems to be normal, and probably not entirely sweat disease. He did not step in photo ops with the photographers, not party is working and not porn.