In case there was any doubt in your mind that Nicky Hilton’s new Miami hotel Nicky O isn’t going to be a complete joke, check out this photoshoot she had for it featuring a bunch of naked people. I know the Hilton family education consists of Saturday morning cartoons, but this is the sort of marketing campaign you’d use for beer, condoms, or homoerotic cruises where you question your own sexuality. The only hotels that should be marketed this way charge by the hour and have women on the first floor walking around with price tags on them.
Don’t click any of the NSFW pictures if you’re offended by male genitalia or the female buttocks, because there’s plenty of both all around. Thanks to Mark for the tip, and for reminding me why I don’t scour the internet looking for naked pictures of men.
Not a tighty-whitey, though, fer sure.
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low????
I made Sarah Jean promise me to never EVER let her IP address show up in the log on this site, and in return for her solemn vow I would then remove my Sarah Jean blogspot site. I am a cruel bastard, yet I am not above mercy. Although I did post a personal ad for her to try to get her laid, but I was just being helpful.
And afterwards I did fuck her dog.
I can’t hate on her entirely. It was the genuine rage she developed in me that allowed me to band together with some very twisted mother fuckers and smote her. And, as you all know, I loves a good smote. And now I am buddies with some of the most off-beat people on the planet. And that makes my giblets tingle.
Ferret,
If you really cared you’d send her dog a case of peanut butter so he’d have his own supply.
Extreme peanut butter?
Yep, saw the fahionable housewife. Sorry, Ferret, I know you’ve made your peace with her, and that’s awesome, but I…just…can’t! She one of these stupid young women who wanted to be Britney Spears’ best friend, that makes me wonder what the women of ’70s went through Women’s Lib for! She gets on my tits!
Looks like the chunky monkey vampire fake-goth chick got bored and booked, too, so she never had to get smitten. Smoten? Smited? Plus 10 Smited!
who is this freak of nature Sarah Jean.
i must have missed her,why oh why did i go to med school.damn my infernal need to help others it alwasy bites me in my FUCKING ass.
Home schooled?Daily outfit posts?Make up tips?Deep parts of people?Getting the FBI involved?having her daddy write nasty letters?she cant be married people.she just cant be.
If i could have one wish before i die,it would be to see this womans site.
Or is she an urban legend?
Please someone show me HOW.
I HATE that stupid lower-back tattoo the girl has. Is there anything more pathetic than seeing that on a girl? Someone called it tramp-stamp above, that’s too kind a phrase.
Seeing it on a guy, maybe, but that’s still close.
#106 – I call it a ‘Cum Catcher’. Hehe.
Sarah Jean….what am I going to do with you?
You PROMISED not to come back here, and now I see you have been lurking here again.
You know you love the attention! Come on baby, give me some sugar.
How is your mom? How are things at the campground? Dance Studio? Trailer?
boink!
That guy must be a gay or something for not having a boner. Either that or he gets laid a lot.
NICE JOB CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So THAT’S why they call it a wee wee. I’m actually a little embarassed for the guy.
I’m too lazy to read all of the comments, but has anyone pointed out that the guy standing in front of the gorgeous naked blonde does NOT have an erection? That’s great if they want to promote Nicky O’s as a gay bath house.
One Hilton is bad enough. Your making the sister even more of a celeb whore by adding fuel to the fire. :-)
http://www.digital-six.net
One Hilton is bad enough. Your making the sister even more of a celeb whore by adding fuel to the fire. :-)
http://www.digital-six.net
ewww saggy balls.
and she is the “classy” sister?
what a joke
MY EYEEEEESSSS…..AHHHHH….MY EYYYEESSSSSSSSS.
Not Safe For Work? Try Not Safe EVER!
Looks like the other dudes told him, take your speedo off first then we’ll take ours off. Trust us, you’re hung like a horse.
#39, his balls unfortunately are not swing left and right, they’re dragging the ground…ewwww, don’t you think if they were going to have him stand around neknek they would have interviewed him naked or something…that is one set of very fugly balls, not that balls are all that handsome, but dang, his give new meaning to saggy ball sack.
That’s not a small penis. What were you hoping for, seven inches flaccid?
… EDNA AND SARAH JEAN …
Edna, I just checked out your site, that is some crazy shit! You are pretty cool – for a churched-out nut job. Thanks for the Sarah Jean archive. Top notch work. Did Shaun help you with it?
http://ednas-gonna-smote-you.blogspot.com/
Wow, I haven’t been here in ages and when I visit I see penises(small) and nutsacks (large) and skinny girls with weird vertabrae growing out of their asses. I guess you take the good with the bad at this freakshow. Thank God Nicky wasn’t naked is all I have to say. Good job superfish!!!
Now I remember why Im a vegetarian.
hey – at least he got the balls to hang what looks to be evenly… most balls swing from side to side and look like elephant skin. I don’t know, I’m a woman, I’ve just seen alot of balls recently, especially old man balls… BALLZ… at least I have my own set to play with BALLZ… they come in different flavors from the sex store BALLZ… nicky has ‘em… don’t you?
she’s just trying to take some of the attention that paris gets all the time