Nicky Hilton in a Bikini and Other News

- Jessica Simpson is either not pregnant or as dumb as.. Jessica Simpson. And we’re back to square one. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kirsten Dunst’s nude scenes are getting cut now. That’s gotta sting. [The Fab Life]

- Angelina Jolie will not tolerate your insolence. [Dlisted]

- Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis is apparently the editor of EW now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Josh Groban has a hard life. [Popeater]

- Amy Smart and Rose McGowan should kiss. — That’s all I got. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Elizabeth Hurley still has it. It being Photoshop. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Cameron Diaz is somehow still cast as a love interest. I don’t get it. [Popoholic]

- A Young Stephen Colbert. [BuzzFeed]

- Jamilya Aliyeva, the Internet. The Internet, Jamilya Aliyeva. [theCHIVE]

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