- Jessica Simpson is either not pregnant or as dumb as.. Jessica Simpson. And we’re back to square one. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kirsten Dunst’s nude scenes are getting cut now. That’s gotta sting. [The Fab Life]
- Angelina Jolie will not tolerate your insolence. [Dlisted]
- Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis is apparently the editor of EW now. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Josh Groban has a hard life. [Popeater]
- Amy Smart and Rose McGowan should kiss. — That’s all I got. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Elizabeth Hurley still has it. It being Photoshop. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Cameron Diaz is somehow still cast as a love interest. I don’t get it. [Popoholic]
- A Young Stephen Colbert. [BuzzFeed]
- Jamilya Aliyeva, the Internet. The Internet, Jamilya Aliyeva. [theCHIVE]
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Not interesting. Next please.
Plus, typical white american trash body : massive trunk, no ass.
furst?
Those Hilton girls have the ugliest knees!
Even Al Gore has a waist.
It is pretty tough trying to handle a 200-pound St. Bernard, he I think he managed quite well in that role.
she’s ok. Rose McGowan still looks hot.
If i was that greasy clip site i would be very careful from now on. I COULD LOSE MY PATIENT. FIRST WARNING!
She is just plain gorgeous. No where like her skanky sister who is just a media whore. I came across some of her old modelling photoshoots many of them featuring her topless and some completely nude. Gorgeous!
agreed but rose McGowan is hotter.
first
fail
Stephen Colbert is actually extremely cute. He’s just so damn funny and smart that I forget it.
Umm….Nicky Hilton in a TOWEL!!!! Nothing really to see.
ugh why any these chicks at all. america has millions of hotter chicks, fuck i kno plenty myself. surely hollywood u cld do better, get some fuckin glasses.
No muscle tone whatsoever.
An uglier version of Paris, with a fat dumpy ass.
Uma Thurman?
there are all sort of punnishments…….
Yeah time for “a shot at love” with the Arab tit buffet aka Jamilya Aliyeva. Get on this MTV…How does she look on web-cam with a tampon string?
She is not too cute. But way cuter than her sister.
No, that’s Nicky Hilton in a towel… showing only a hint that she is wearing a bikini.
Meh, the less interesting Hilton. At least Paris is a huge slut. This one bores. She’s less attractive as well. I wonder how it feels to be her and have to take on the wing men of the guys her sister fucks? That’s gotta be debilitating to the ego.
Girl got some nasty man feet just like her sister. Wonder if she’s on Valtrex as well?