So Nicki Minaj Is A Republican

September 4th, 2012 // 114 Comments
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If you follow politics closely, you may have noticed the blogosphere freaking out today over claims that Nicki Minaj is a Republican even though she’s black with a foot-long yucky Satan hole making her everything the GOP stands against. Even more ridiculous, the source is a Lil Wayne track where Nicki claims to be hanging out with a zombie. No, really:

“I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney / You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy / Out in Miami I be chilling with a zombie”

Just to point how insane this narrative I shamelessly milked for traffic is, I’m extremely liberal and here’s what even I said on the same exact track:

“Motherfuckers don’t know Obama planned Aurora / Beam my dick into Michelle like she’s Uhura”

See? I didn’t mean any of that. I just needed words that sounded the same, and to prove to Lil Wayne that watching The Wire really did make me an honorary black guy so it’s not weird that I think that. Y’all trippin’.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Why can’t we just note her “lyrics” are a baby step above gibberish, regardless of implied politics, and concentrate on boobs and TC lovin’ TC?

  2. Deacon Jones

    Well that explains a lot….

  3. Senor Mouse

    Republican Trannies ?
    Who Knew

  4. Wlly Ketchum

    She looks like a linebacker

  5. kimmykimkim

    Not surprised. Most money hungry assholes are republicans.

    • Most of them, eh? Well, I guess we should be thankful you even acknowledge the democrats that are money grubbing…

      • kimmykimkim

        We aren’t talking about Democrats here, are we? No, we’re talking about Nicki Minaj being a stupid cunt. If you want to talk politics go do it with somebody who gives a shit about your opinion, random dude on the internet.

      • TheTrooffairy

        Sounds like someone’s grumpy.

        Get laid, hag.

      • Says the dumb bitch spouting her opinion about politics online. Perhaps you should take your own advise and forgo the spewing of your anti-Republican vitriol, random cunt on the internet… :)

      • kimmykimkim

        I love how I don’t even resort to name calling but someone who is obviously such a good person calls me a dumb bitch AND a cunt. It’s reminds me of the time I went around some slow asshole going under the speed limit in the left lane. He then decides to speed up, cut me off AND give me the finger. It was then that I noticed his Anti-Obama bumper sticker.

      • TheTrooffairy

        …and she’s still talking politics.

        STFU!!

      • kimmykimkim

        Heaven forbid a woman has an opinion! You should all just lock me up in a looney bin! And I wasn’t talking about politics, dicksneeze, I was talking about an asshole who happened to be a republican. Want me to shut the fuck up? Bring your ass down here to Dallas, Texas and make me shut the fuck up. I fucking dare you, bitch.

      • TheTrooffairy

        How cute…there she goes spewing the angry hag-speak, again.

        Get laid, bitch! And maybe a life too…gettin a little too wound up about things on here, no?

      • kimmykimkim

        No, you’re cute! Assuming a woman with a view on anything must be an angry old hag that doesn’t get laid! I get laid all the fucking time by my boyfriend. I also, believe it or not, have a life. Your arguments against me do not hold water. I’ll keep this shit going as long as I fucking want just to piss you off. And I already told you assholes, if you want a fucking fight, bring your pussy asses to Texas. We do not fuck around.

      • Devilish Diva

        +1000 Bring it, Kimmykimkim! Who the fuck are these assholes who think they can call women names b/c they have opinions? They’re the ones who can’t get laid b/c they’re assholes!

      • TheTrooffairy

        Boyfriend? Laid all the time?? …and still this angry? He must have a tiny dick.

        I’m a chick btw. Sorry your life sucks donkey nuts.

      • kimmykimkim

        No sweetheart, he doesn’t have a tiny dick. It’s fucking giant and I couldn’t be happier. None of this has shit to do with anybody’s dick size or getting laid. That’s just some bullshit you bring up because you do not have an actual point. What pisses me off is bulllshit. I have zero tolerance for your bullshit or anybody else’s. You all are the fucking assholes who don’t like what I posted to begin with so you put your cunt stink all over it. You are the one with the problem.

      • You tell em, Kimmeh.

      • Devilish Diva

        The Trooffairy? More like the Nasty Ass Lying Cunt Fairy!!!

      • Relatively

        God damn you, TheTrooffairy. I like to live in a fantasy world where most assholes are men. How DARE you ruin that for me!

      • “Dicksneeze” is funny.

      • Darling

        I am a democrat and I get laid way more than you. What does ones opinion on politics have to do with getting laid? If you are going to make generalizations about one’s sex life based on their political beliefs, then you must be a creepy, old, thin-dicked white man that watches women getting golden showers online while preaching that they need to “return to the home”.

      • Devilish Diva

        @Darling: Love what you wrote but I’d like to add something as well: …who secretly want to be women and crave cock.
        Repressed Republicants can be extremely freaky.
        Psst. Get out of the closet, it’s OK.

      • kimmy, I wouldn’t mind coming to Dallas and putting something in your mouth. Does that count?

        (studiously ignoring your reference to a boyfriend)

      • kimmykimkim

        Yeah, TF, um that’s not at all what I was referring to. Not at all.

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    YagiSka
    Commented on this photo:

    If you adjust your monitor’s color saturation, she looks just like every other fat Republican bimbo I’ve seen walking into a shopping mall jazzercise class.

  7. leftistsbane

    LOL @ the ignorant, stupid leftists children and burnt out fucks that gobble up their master’s propaganda as fast as they gooble cock.

    War on women..LOL. War on blacks.. War on kids…..it’s funny how most of these leftists believe themselves to be “intellectuals” YET they believe every word that comes from Obama and his bigfoots lips.

    • Whenever I see “leftist” on internet commentary, I know what’s about to follow is going to be scintillating, and sound nothing like “Alls I know is I got a gun, you’s on my lawn, and I’m missin’ O’Reilly.”

      • Actually, it was the incorrect application of “leftists” in the plural that told me I was about to be dazzled by the erudite quip to follow. “Gooble” was merely a freebie. It was whining that “war on blacks” is part of the “master’s propaganda”, then finishing it all with a racist slur – again, misusing the plural – that was the real irony-fest.

      • One of us, one of us, gooble gobble gooble gobble, one of us, one of us, gooble gobble gooble gobble…

      • Just for that classic reference, I’ll stand aside let you take the earlier flight to Texas. If you can come up with the 3 second clip of an angry old man frothing at an empty chair, I’ll pay for your ticket.

    • What an idiot

      LOL @ you, for ignorantly thinking that using such disgusting imagery and temper tantrum language is actually acceptable in decent society. Time to go back under your bridge, you troll…

    • leftisbane is a retard

      wow what a dumbass

  8. USDA Prime McBeef

    That ghastly abomination legitimately rapes my hearing and vision.

  9. someone please off her

    I wonder if this dim bulb gets the irony that, if the Republican party religious extemists get their way, her kind of “music” will face censorship…

    • Smacktard

      yeah, I remember a ways back when the politicians were squawking for music warning labels and censorship. What was that Republican’s name? Gore? Yeah, it was Gore. Dumbfucks.

      • fuckityfuck

        so true, I almost forgot about Cheney’s war on Eminem

      • Lindbergh's baby

        You are correct, Smacktard – it was Tipper Gore and the PMRC – look up the famous ruination of Jello Biafra and the Dead Kennedys over “obscenity” charges.
        The Dems also tried to foist the “V-chip” on us.
        Both parties are full of control freaks. Can we get past the insipid left-right paradigm, people??? They’re ass-raping us from both sides of the aisle.

  10. o0

    It is refreshing to see a black person in the spotlight not automaticallysupport Obama because he is also black. Way too many people elected the man because of his color.

    • And way too many people are excited about Romney because of his color.

      • I call bullshit. If that was the case, Obama would not have been elected at all. You cannot claim race bias is the reason Obama will likely get voted out of office in 2012. He beat a white guy to get the position based upon his promises of change. If he loses to a white guy now, it won’t be because he is black and people want a white guy. It will be because Obama hasn’t delivered in his 4 years as POTUS. You don’t get to just turn the claim that the voting populace is racist on or off as it suits you.

      • One word: Birthers.

      • Most reasonable goddamned thing I’ve ever read on this site, including my own postings.

      • Devilish Diva

        GravyLeg: Obama has created 29 consecutive months of private sector job growth (more private sector jobs were created last year alone than all 8 years of GW Bush’s presidency), saved the stock market and auto industry from freefalling and collapsing, health care for all regardless of a pre-existing condition, tax breaks for everyone including the middle & working classes, working towards better and more affordable education, etc. I could go on but I have work to do.
        Republicants have made this country into a Third World nation with a tiny oligarchy hoarding all the wealth & power and a large underclass scrambling for scraps.
        Fuck you, asshole Republicants!!!!

      • Mike Walker

        >more private sector jobs were created last year alone than all 8 >years of GW Bush’s presidency

        Sure, because they were all lost during the previous two years.

        About a third of the “private sector jobs” created since 2009 are in heavily subsidized industries and barely qualify as private sector anyway.

      • Shh! You’ll wake her!

      • Eric

        “Obama has created 29 consecutive months of private sector job growth (more private sector jobs were created last year alone than all 8 years of GW Bush’s presidency)”

        Not hardly. Comparing the Civilian Labor Force numbers (that’s the number of civilians who are employed or seeking employment) between Obama last year and all of Bush’s 8 years, you get: (using BLS numbers)
        Obama Jan 2011 – Jan 2012 = 1,145,000 jobs added
        Bush Jan 2001 – Jan 2009 = 8,761,000 jobs added

        Granted that is 8 years of Bush to one year of Obama, but that is using Devilish Diva’s rule. So no Devilish Diva, Obama only created about 1/7 the number of jobs as Bush, by your definition.

        How about comparing apples to apples and compare Obama to date vs. same number of months for Bush?
        Obama Jan 2009 – July 2012 = 1,297,000 jobs added
        Bush Jan 2001 – July 2004 = 2,901,000 jobs added

        Darnit Bush had better numbers again. For all of you Dems out there you might want to consider that, when the country had a Republican in the White House and a Republican Congress we had 4.6% unemployment, vs. 8.3% now, the annual deficit was $161 Billion vs. $1,200 Billion now, the national debt was $9 Trillion vs. $16 Trillion now, and the economy was growing at 3.4%/yr instead of 0.7%/yr now. That was with the Bush Tax Cuts, and the costs Iraq and Afghanistan baked in.

        Keep in mind that in January 2007 the Democrats took control of the House and Senate. So when the economy collapsed a year and a half later, it was the Democrats who were in charge of Congress and the entire legislative branch of the federal government.

      • Hey, is this the same Eric who was “done with this place” two weeks ago? Welcome back, man.

      • Eric

        Nope. Different Eric.

      • Dude of Dudes

        You must be new to arguing with liberals. They dont like facts or logic.

      • Republicans always project their faults onto others.

      • Devilish Diva,

        Couple of corrections for you on your post…
        29 months of private sector job growth? Well then, unemployment must surely be at an all time low, right? Wrong. Historic unemployment. Your numbers and the facts don’t jive.

        Auto industry saved? Chrysler is now foreign owned. GM is now owned by our government who loves to make orders for GM cars then claim that GM sales are through the roof. All evidence points to GM needing another bail out ASAP. The domestic auto industry is screwed and even more so thanks to new MPG regulations.

        Healthcare for all? Increased premiums for all and a new tax (see the Supreme Court ruling) that is unconstitutional at best.

        Republicans are not to blame for that is happening to this country. It amazes me to see how many people want to claim that greedy old white Republicans (not your claim but a common one) are to blame for all our problems. Yet is is the socialist left that wants more people on food stamps, government provided programs, and free insurance. Obamacare is killing small businesses BTW.

        And Obama’s policies are the epitome of the Oligarchy at work. No budget. No jobs committee meetings. Don’t like a law? Just sue over it. This president has done more to damage our country than any foreign power ever could.

        Sad to say, too many people like you love the idea of redistribution of wealth for that poor underclass you describe. As someone who came up from poverty through hard work, I can tell you, all the people hoping to get a freebie from the government are lazy pieces of shit and I look forward to your funding getting pulled when the people who actually work their asses off take this country back. The dole should be temporary, it SHOULD carry a stigma (people have to have shame in being on welfare in order to have pride in being self-sufficient), and it should not be a lifestyle option.

      • Dude of Dudes

        That was awesome GravyLeg

      • Devilish Diva

        @ GravyLeg, Mike Walker, Eric: If you’re going to tell lies, at least have the courtesy of taking the Republican dick out of your mouth before spewing them.
        Everything you all wrote can be disputed with facts reported by the Wall Street Journal, Forbes magazine and the New York Times. The 2 former publications are Republican-owned and even they were able to tell the truth.
        I don’t have time to dispute fools over the internet b/c I own a business and I have never been and am not on the ‘dole’ (what are you, a British troll?). We don’t have the dole here, it’s called welfare.
        If you get your information from Fox News, I feel sorry for you.
        When you argue and refute people, don’t assume they’re brainwashed idiots who aren’t educated and don’t read reliable sources.
        I can see why Republican men are in favor of rape and banning abortion, that’s the only way they can get off and procreate.
        Maybe you guys should try being honest and fair and less, oh I don’t know, maybe prickish?
        Have a great day and enjoy your RAPE babies!!!

      • Easiest way to tell when a liberal has lost the argument. They spew the trash you just spewed. Rape babies? Just WOW.

        DOLE means giving of money and is often used in reference to welfare. You would think a person who claims to be so well educated as you do would know that.

        Enjoy your Kool-Aid.

      • But she's right...

        As an Independent, I’m voting for Obama because our country was heading towards another Great Depression under Bush’s inane policies. The Diva is right: everything you said was inaccurate.
        As Bill Maher said, Obama is not “Chocolate Jesus.” Obama didn’t promise to fix 8 years of Republican idiocy in four (he admits we have more work to do) and he never pretended to be perfect.
        Even P.J. O’Rourke and George Will, both right-wingers, have admitted the Republicans are not focusing on building our nation and being partisan.
        As for rape babies, 31 states allow visitation and custodial rights to rapists. Paul Ryan said earlier that rape was a method of conception and no abortion should be allowed. We should all be outraged by this.
        I would rather drink Obama/Biden Kool-Aid than Romney/Ryan’s poison.
        By the way, in the US, it’s much more common to use the word “dole” as a verb than a noun.

      • Eric

        Devilish Diva, I got the Civilian Labor Force numbers from the Bureau of Labor and Statistics. You know the government agency that tracks the nation’s employment. Go look them up if you don’t believe me. The BLS issues statements on the nation’s employment situation every month. There is a new report out this Friday. They are publicly available to look at, Google is your friend. So instead of resorting to childish ad hominem attacks that have zero facts in them, I suggest you go to BLS website and try to learn something.

  11. Now I have two reasons not to like her.

  12. Yuuuuup

    And progressives predictably called her racist names on Twitter.

    In other news, the sun rose in the east today.

  13. Smapdi

    If Minaj is “everything the GOP stands against”, does that mean she thus represents everything the Democratic Party is for? If so, uhm, congratulations, I guess. Put her up on stage and have her talk to an invisible Romney, that kind of stuff is real popular these days.

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    Politics aside, the real question should be does she even know how to vote?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe most of the old boys in the GOP club would hoot & holler at this display, but deep inside they yearn for cock.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      When god tells you your latent urges are wrong, the best way to deal with your internal dichotomy is to not let the homos get married.

      True story.

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    ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    I have started assuming that every woman with fake boobs, especially if they look hard and hemispherical, is a Republican. But, yeah, blaming the economy on “lazy” unemployed people– that’s like blaming your cold on your runny nose and sore throat.

  17. In related news, lil Wayne is a martian, fireman, and pretty much every other kind of man you can think of, because as we all know; Rap is Real Talk.

    Crap now i haev to go watch Rea Talk by R. Kelly. Damn you Fish!

    • fuckityfuck

      one thing we know is he is not a human being, someone should drop the world on his fucking head for letting this trash speak

  18. The Right

    I was starting to get worried. This blog hadn’t called Republicans racist in several days. He must be feeling better as he must feel well enough to be hateful again.

  19. Willie Dixon

    As a person pretending to be conservative, I will not longer read this blog again!!! EVER!!!

    …until there are more Courtney Stodgen (sp?) picts!

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    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t help but think that in 30 years our kids are going to look back at shit like this and feel the same sense of “WTF is that?” that I get when I look at 80s airline-shoulder pads and decorated sweater sets

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    fuckityfuck
    Commented on this photo:

    when will she start a twitter war with kim over who has the lumpiest ass?

  22. Randy Poundersnooge

    “I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney / You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy / Out in Miami I be chilling with a zombie”

    I’m Barack Obama, and I approve this message.

  23. This might be one of the BEST things to happen for Obama’s campaign!!!

  24. Yes, It's True

    GOP = GIRL OWNS PHAT….ass

  25. GrandDragon

    A zombie is a tropical drink, you douche nozzle.
    1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
    1 oz pineapple juice
    1 oz orange juice
    1/2 oz apricot brandy
    1 tsp sugar
    2 oz light rum
    1 oz dark rum
    1 oz lime juice

    • Smacktard

      and a douche nozzle is also a tropical drink, you moron –
      1 part rum, 2 parts vodka, and 1/2 part YOU.

  26. bodyform

    Can’t the take a chair and make him talk to an invisible Nicki Minaj?

  27. Kate

    It’s amazing to me that whenever a person of color steps out of the role liberals think they should have (Obviously all black people should support Obama, duh!), the Left goes nuts on them. Seriously, just do a Twitter search on Bebe Winans, who isn’t even Republican, just sang at the RNC, and you’ll find all sorts of racial epithets hurled at him. Guess what? It’s not the conservatives doing the name-calling either. For all that liberals like to paint conservatives as racist hate mongers, the most vile things I see are coming from party of ‘tolerance’.

    • fuckityfuck

      it’s not about her being “black”, the real issue at hand is she barely has a brain, none of her lyrics make sense, she’s schizophrenic and she’s undergone ungodly amounts of plastic surgey to become a sex symbol and dumb girls look up to this broad

      • Kate

        Yes. THAT’s why this article was written. It’s got nothing to do with her being black and (possibly) a Republican. That’s why the article talks about her gibberish lyrics and doesn’t say anything related to her being black and Republican like ‘Nicki Minaj is a Republican even though she’s black’. You’re totally right. I missed the whole point.

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    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    I was trying to think of a snappy comment to this pic but I just can’t stop laughing at the whole thing. thanks for livening up whats been an otherwise pretty shitty day!

  29. I have no idea what the fuck is going on here.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm.. What would it be like to have a normal sized ass?

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do black women think they look good with huge asses?

  32. And I thought that this election cycle was going to be hard for me to decide. I hate unions and want smaller gov’t, so I should be a Romney supporter. But with those crazy Tea Partier and Donald Trump, it’s even. Now with Hank WIlliams Jr and Minaj supporting Romney, I’m voting Obama :(

    • ChaCha

      Well, if you’re going by that, 99.9% of the crappy, douche-tastic celebrities you see on this site support Obama; I suppose that’s why it’s ALWAYS worth mentioning whenever one of them is a Republican.

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    The dancer in front of Nicki… hahaha

  34. Colin

    To be fair, it IS a Lil Wayne track, so chilling with a zombie is perfectly accurate.

  35. Buck

    Finally black people are waking up to the fact that the democrat’s are the party of racists

  36. mjosh

    She goes from…
    “I kept having doors slammed in my face,” Minaj told Cosmo. I felt like nothing was working. I had moved out on my own, and here I was thinking I’d have to go home. It was just one dead end after another. At one point, I was, like, ‘What would happen if I just didn’t wake up?’ That’s how I felt. Like maybe I should just take my life?’”

    To…
    “You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy”

    She was suicidal over being rejected in the music injury. She was so lazy that she’d rather kill herself over getting a real job. Being a music artist isn’t a real job… there images of Rhianna smoking weed on the beach like every other day. Snoop Dogg was a pothead and cokehead too. Most artists are and the sad part is, they aren’t even capable of playing instruments.

    She’s voting republican because she lucked her way into a fortune and baby girls gots ta look out for herz.. She was probably on her way to receiving handouts if she hadn’t made it as an artist. She said herself that she should take her life because she wasn’t making it in the music world. When she wasn’t calling people to listen to her music, what was she doing? Probably smoking weed on her couch listening to music. Just because you have a job that pays you millions doesn’t mean you’re not lazy. She’s the lazy bitch.

  37. Josie

    Democrats RULE!!!!!!!!

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    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this another one of those retarded Hip-Hop Vote or Die things? I remember a lot of them didn’t even vote in that election.

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    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    That is the look of envy.

  40. Times like these remind me of the movie Bulworth:

    “Rich people have always stayed on top by dividing white people from colored people/ but white people got more in common with colored people then they do with rich people.”

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    CANTSTOPSTARING
    Commented on this photo:

    This is when she realizes zebra stripes are not reducing.

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    This kind of makes me think of that illustration depicting the human evolution sequence. And before anyone tries to tell me how racist I am here’s a little piece of information… My WIFE is a cro-magnon!!!! So who’s the racist now?

  43. Alpha Female

    I wouldn’t mind if she died.

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    aidree
    Commented on this photo:

    too much of anything is never good

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