If you follow politics closely, you may have noticed the blogosphere freaking out today over claims that Nicki Minaj is a Republican even though she’s black with a foot-long yucky Satan hole making her everything the GOP stands against. Even more ridiculous, the source is a Lil Wayne track where Nicki claims to be hanging out with a zombie. No, really:
“I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney / You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy / Out in Miami I be chilling with a zombie”
Just to point how insane this narrative I shamelessly milked for traffic is, I’m extremely liberal and here’s what even I said on the same exact track:
“Motherfuckers don’t know Obama planned Aurora / Beam my dick into Michelle like she’s Uhura”
See? I didn’t mean any of that. I just needed words that sounded the same, and to prove to Lil Wayne that watching The Wire really did make me an honorary black guy so it’s not weird that I think that. Y’all trippin’.