Nicki Minaj’s Nipple Slip Has Destroyed The Very Fabric Of Our Society

August 5th, 2011 // 224 Comments

While performing on Good Morning America, Nicki Minaj‘s nipple popped out, and ABC didn’t catch it in time for the east coast feed prompting the Parents Television Council to commence its Puritanical pants-shitting because anyone under 80 actually watches GMA and isn’t trained to skip the musical performances by now. – “Rock n’ roll, you say? Not with this angina.” *click* – Of course, what everyone should be getting up in arms about is that Nicki felt the need to ferociously eat fried chicken onstage which proves she really has been Lady GaGa in blackface all along, except now she’s just doing horrible caricatures of stuff you people love. And what do I mean by “you people?” I mean black people. You love fried chicken, and it’s cool. Own it, don’t hide it, you’re not doing anything wrong. Want to know what white people love? Ranch dressing. Mercy me, how exciting.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Dave Mustaine

    Ok, who?

    • Cliff Burton

      Exactly Dave. Just another talentless african getting their typical handout from the white guilt riddled american public.

      • Grim Reaper

        Cliff that shit is funny. Dave I kept trying to get you to come our party but you wouldn’t give in. Too bad, heroin can’t kill you twice.

      • Kirk Hammett

        Our new crab walking bassist is better, Cliff. Psyche.

      • ♛ Jason Newsted ♛

        HAHA at “crab walking” ♋.

      • Lemmy

        Ha Ha! “Grim Reaper” What’s death?

      • Kurt Cobain

        Lemmy…

        Hes this real nice fellow my wife introduced me to.

      • PoorMaryKelly

        Guilt riddled? You must not be very familiar with white people.

      • Captain Obvious

        @ PoorMaryKelly

        Uh, yea. Guilt riddled.

        How else do you explain: The current “not enough work experience to run a 7-11″ president, Al Sharpton, (c)rap music, flash mobs that arent gunned down in seconds, rodney king still being able to commit crimes etc etc etc.

        Looks pretty cut n dry to me.

      • KemaLeslie

        @Cliff I beg to differ. Many Black people such as myself can’t stand this trick! Yes many of us love fried chicken but that’s a dumb ass stereotype because as far as I can recollect there are just as many white people in my local Popeye’s. Another misconception about a food is watermelon. I happen to HATE watermelon. Do you like raw meat? A white stereotype is that “you people” like your meat rare. SMH And this travesty of an artist is Black w/ African Ancestry ofcourse but she’s not African she’s Trinidadian (as in nationality). There are White Africans fyi.

      • jacobo

        ahhhh

        nipple envy.

        so sad …..

      • Sarah

        Oh wow cliff of course black people can’t sing. Beyonce and her music mite is a hwite hand out too huh? You’re pathetic

      • Stacy

        another white handout? Wow. Beyonce is better than many white female singers. Get over yourself

    • Facebook Me

      Nicki Minaj is the black version of Lady Gaga

    • Meh

      That thing is african?

    • missy scott

      U low down sum of a ##### dont be so mnasty do u know black people r running things its about time.

      • missy scott

        its about time there should be more white people like me if i was born durring slavery i would b dead standind up for whats right why u got to say

      • Captain Obvious

        @ missy scott

        gerbl garbl blah blah blah umpph grgetepp

        yea, exactly. they be running thangs in da ground girlfriend.

        thanks for proving everyone right with your obviously 3rd grade edumacation.

    • Highly Educated

      @Captain- “Not enough work experience to run a 7-11″? Oh yeah? What do you call working as a civil rights attorney and 12 years teaching law at UChicago? An institution of which you’ve probably never come within a ten-foot radius.

      It’s about time we had a philosopher king. Last professor we had running this country was Woodrow Fucking Wilson. (Remember? World War I? Women’s suffrage? Or did they not get to that part before you dropped out of high school?) And it’s also about time closet racists like you stop hiding behind the internet’s comfy obscurity.

      P.S. Surprise! I’m white!

      • Anita H.

        @ (wishes he was) Highly Educated

        Youd think if you were “highly educated”, youd know this kiddo. Now come sit on Mommys lap and try not to cry.

        Obama’s “teaching career” at Chicago was, to put it kindly, a sham.

        Obama applied for a position as an adjunct and wasn’t even considered. A few weeks later the law school got a phone call from the Board of Trustees telling them to find him an office, put him on the payroll, and give him a class to teach. The Board told him he didn’t have to be a member of the faculty, but they needed to give him a temporary position. He was never a professor and was hardly an adjunct.

        The other professors hated him because he was lazy, unqualified, never attended any of the faculty meetings, and it was clear that the position was nothing more than a political stepping stool. He had the lowest intellectual capacity in the building. Pretty doubtful whether he was legitimately an editor on the Harvard Law Review as well, because if he was, he would be the first and only editor of an Ivy League law review to never be published while in school (publication is or was a requirement).

        Consider this:

        1. President Barack Obama, former editor of the Harvard Law Review, is no longer a “lawyer”. He surrendered his license back in 2008 possibly to escape charges that he “fibbed” on his bar application.

        2. Michelle Obama “voluntarily surrendered” her law license in 1993.

        3. So, we have the President and First Lady – who don’t actually have licenses to practice law. Facts.

        4. A senior lecturer is one thing. A fully ranked law professor is another. According to the Chicago Sun-Times, “Obama did NOT ‘hold the title’ of a University of Chicago law school professor”. Barack Obama was NOT a Constitutional Law professor at the University of Chicago.

        5. The University of Chicago released a statement in March, 2008 saying Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) “served as a professor” in the law school, but that is a title Obama, who taught courses there part-time, never held, a spokesman for the school confirmed in 2008.

        6. “He did not hold the title of professor of law,” said Marsha Ferziger Nagorsky, an Assistant Dean for Communications and Lecturer in Law at the University of Chicago School of Law.

        7. The former Constitutional senior lecturer cited the U.S. Constitution recently during his State of the Union Address. Unfortunately, the quote he cited was from the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution.

        8. The B-Cast posted the video.

        9. In the State of the Union Address, President Obama said: “We find unity in our incredible diversity, drawing on the promise enshrined in ourConstitution: the notion that we are all created equal.”

        10. By the way, the promises are not a notion, our founders named them unalienable rights. The document is our Declaration of Independence and it reads: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

        11. And this is the same guy who lectured the Supreme Court moments later in the same speech?

        When you are a phony it’s hard to keep facts straight.
        http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2010/03/to-be-lawyer-or-not-to-be.html

      • Moves like Jagger

        How the heck we go from making silly FUNNY comments to a POLITICAL ramble? WTF!!! lighten up all of you… closet racists who google BS on the net and liberals…

        I see through the lies and BS from both parties and at the end of the day I support the one who cut the most taxes… so far neither has shown me a CLEAR indication they can help. We spend trillions in wars and millions of Americans seem to go each day clueless to the fact that both parties support these wars and neither one understands that we borrow money for these bombs, troops, the billions we give to these governments in these countries we are fighting the wars.

        No quit your crap and just leave the funny insipid comments to the pictures on superficial.com… the name of the site speaks for itself so lighten up!!!

      • cock puncher

        haha “highly educated,” MY ASS! You’re a sucker.

        Nice job, Anita.

    • Lillia

      Oh shut the fuck up. Like you would say that shit in the middle of the street, You fucking internet gangsters act so brave behind a computer screen but you wouldn’t say that kinda stuff in real life. You’d get your ass handed to you, you cowardly piece of dog shit.

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    celylj
    Commented on this photo:

    who cares…it’s a titty

  3. Deacon Jones

    Just like my ex’s……big, brown, rubbery nips, love ‘em!

    This bitch has had so much plastic surgery she’s the next black Joan Rivers.

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    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    nice.

  5. Poison Ivy League

    I think dat ass has a better chance of destroying society.

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    Liverachee
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t tel if she’s white or black , OK , Lite – Brite then I guess

  7. Facebook Me

    “commence its Puritanical pants-shitting” LOVE it Fish!

    See what you started Janet Jackson.

  8. Billy Barty, Jr

    Frankencooch or Frankencooter, judging by the nipple

  9. Illuminati

    Meh

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    Commented on this photo:

    I’m…not familiar with the kind of thing I’m seeing …

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    Compound9
    Commented on this photo:

    how was this a slip it looks like the nip was out the whole time just enjoying the show.

    How many here were breast fed? how many of you here are women? how many men/boys out there don’t have nipples and have never seen one?

    If this is a problem we are fucked as a species.

  12. just don’t even care…skanks will be skanks, attention whores will be attention whores.

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    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s reminding me of a 1990′s era Barbie with all the pink and shiny and bright and frizzy blonde hair.

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    deeznutz
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  15. BENWAW

    Jesus and I thought Rianna was bad, that’s just gross

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    platinum
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT?! She has nipples?! THATS!…wait…doesn’t every, single human being have nipples? …male AND female? …and isn’t the only difference between a man’s chest & a woman’s chest INTERNAL? Don’t tell me it’s an indicator that she has arms or feet or something TOO! That’d be UNHEARD OF!

  17. Henry

    If you were letting your child watch this female perform on GMA, then they were already corrupted to begin with.

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    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t she a lesbian? I feel like she is actually two signs of the apocalypse, not just the Nip Slip sign.

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    My attitude: “Nipples are natural. Black women with blond hair are not.” Feminist and racist at the same time. I’m multitasking.

  20. Rough's thule

    P.T.C. Should send Nicky a bouquet of flowers because they’ve been dormant for a while.

    By the way, I think the PTC is up in arms because she has implants. They like it au naturel.

  21. Mr Obvious

    She’s the Lil’ Kim of this generation.

  22. General Disarray

    Oh good lord the children saw a tit!!!!
    Now we’ll have to pluck out their eyes.

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    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    The dancer behind her has her nipple out too….CONSPIRACY!

  24. Hrunting

    How nasty

  25. Fester

    Wow, for one microsecond Good Morning America wasn’t the worst thing on TV.

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    There are about a 100 things in the picture more offensive than her nipple. 101 if we could hear her singing.

    • Jillia

      THAAAANK YOU!!! WTF is this get up? Is this what passes for pop entertainment these days?! SHEESH! I’m gonna go rub bleach in my eyes now. Later!

      P.S. Fish, thank you for not posting the video. If you even think about putting it up i will hunt you and everybody you’ve ever loved DOWN!

  27. stratacat

    My eyes lit up when I read ranch dressing. I guess some stereotypes really are based in truth.

  28. Deacon Jones

    There’s a hot 22 year old girl at my work that just got sent home for wearing shorts that were “too short”.

    She walked into a staff conference room call we had at noon and she had those khaki, “Panama JacK” shorts on like 2 ” past her crotch.

    Every man in the room slowly swiveled his chair in her direction as she sat down and gave the 1/4” eyebrow raise to each other, keeping their index finger/fist tightly pushed into the side of their face the whole time, it was classic.

    She had those tight snowbunny legs too man, WHEW

    • sent home for dress code on a friday, that’s lame. take an ass shot for us as she was leaving? :D

    • Facebook Me

      Nice material to wack it to for ya later. At least you got the visual, to us it was like reading the short stories in Playboy.

    • Deacon Jones

      Man, to make it worse, she sat for the first 10 minutes on her shins, so like her knees were sticking straight out, and then the shorts rode all the way back, like a pair of underwear.

      And the chair was at maximum height, so her thighs were above table level, even on the other side of the table. Her supervisor (woman, 35,) goes “Marissa, can I talk to you real quick” immediately after the call, we all just rolled our eyes

    • Isn’t if funny how something like that is 1000 times sexier than a chick in a bikini at the beach?

    • Lux

      Man, that sucks.
      Of course the older, less attractive woman had a problem with it.
      We had a girl at our place who was an absolute cellulite dog who wore short-shorts and no one said “boo” about.
      If the girl doesn’t feel uncomfortable, why hate?

      • mommynow

        am now the fat 45 year old mom. was once young and cute and rocked too short minis at work, etc. older women HATED ME. women my age were jealous, nowdays, I would tell another young woman at work wearing sexy clothes to PLEASE do that while she had the body for it! :) I’m glad i worked it when I could! now it’s capris and flowy tops for me :(

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    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    No, a nipple will not destroy society or damage our kids for life. But then neither would the pubes of a rapper, or a glimpse of just his shaft. For that matter why should the top of the clitoris not come out once in a while on live TV.

    You have to draw the line somewhere liberal “anything goes weenies”. Where would you like to draw it? What can fall out and what needs to stay hidden? You tell me.

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    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    No, a nipple will not destroy society or damage our kids for life. But then neither would the pubes of a rapper, or a glimpse of just his shaft. For that matter why should the top of the clitoris not come out once in a while on live TV.

    You have to draw the line somewhere liberal “anything goes” weenies. Where would you like to draw it? What can fall out and what needs to stay hidden? You tell me.

  31. Cardinal Fang

    Trying to figure out what word is being censored.

    No, a nipple will not destroy society or damage our kids for life. But then neither would the pubes of a rapper, or a glimpse of just his shaft. For that matter why should the top of the clitoris not come out once in a while on live TV.

    You have to draw the line somewhere liberal “anything goes weenies”. Where would you like to draw it? What can fall out and what needs to stay hidden? You tell me.

    • @ Cardinal Fang

      Useless liberals need to stay hidden under the rock that they came from.

      • Deacon Jones

        Yeah, it disturbs you guys from all the dick-sucking you do on toilets

      • Larry Craig

        @ Deacon Jones

        You mean that ONE time I did that, yea…but since when did dick sucking, fudge pirates, homos etc bother you hypocritical ignoramuses?

        Your comment references dick sucking by a male as if it were wrong.

        I thought you were the party of progress, the all encompassing acceptable of everything tarts…what happened?

        Yea, thats what I thought. Its why you fucking wack jobs better enjoy what you have now because in about 2 yrs, youll have NOTHING for the next 20+ yrs at least.

      • Deacon Jones

        What’s wrong with gay dick sucking? Nothing, at least, in our party.

        You guys always cry about less government yet want to legislate who I fuck or marry. If that’s not the ultimate intrusion of government into someone’s life, I dont know what the fuck is.

      • grumpy gus

        It’s all a scam, DJ. Both parties want us poor and sucking the gov’t teat from womb to tomb. They pick bullshit pet issues so dolts like you will blindly support whichever “side” gives lip service.
        W was in office 8 years, and repubs had control of all three houses for the first few…how many people were they able to tell “who to fuck?” It makes no fucking sense.
        What they *did* do is spend and spend, get us embroiled in wars with no end in sight, bailout their wall street buds…then the dems regain power and continue those trends.
        Our deficit now equals %100 of GDP, unemployment continues to rise, inflation and energy prices are BLASTING US IN THE ASS, they sent 30k MORE troops to afghan, and continue the bombing in Libya, they raise the debt ceiling and the stock market tumbles over 500 points in a day…and all we get are excuses about how this is all due to the Japanese earthquakes and the “arab spring.” Yeah, ok. You go ahead and have fun with “your” party.

      • Deacon Jones

        I’m not happy with it, but if someone like Bachmann gets in office, we’re fucking screwed.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The act is far more offensive than the poor little nipple.
    I mean, it’s attached to her. It can’t get away. I feel sorry for it.

  33. Albine

    That’s disgusting, and she should be ashamed of herself, to show her ugly nipples and fake boob on National TV. It looks like someone stuck a grapefruit in place of her boob. This just ugly, very, very ugly. I think I’m going to be sick!

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    LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    80 years ago when I worked at my college radio stations we ALWAYS had a 15 second delay for anything that came in a a live remote feed. That way if anything broke we had the time to respond to it.

    The only reason I can think of for not having at least a 5 second delay is that they (they, being the Conservative Suits who make the corporate broadcast decisions) want a nipple slip every once in a while for the free publicity.

    • Likes Jailbait

      Every corporate suit is conservative? Nice. But it makes sense. Liberals are far too business weak and life lazy to make it to such status. You can find them hugging trees and saving whales if you do want to locate one for conservative progamming.

    • The Listener

      LJ, I read an apology made by NBC for the error and they admitted they had a 5 second delay on the east coast, but they still didn’t catch the exposure and so it aired live, but the subsequent airing on the west coast did not show the nip slip.

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    freaky
    Commented on this photo:

    Brown nipple. Blond hair. I’m getting mixed signals here. Do not want.

  36. mel

    i prefer mila kunis causing my cock to vomit than nicki minaj causing the more traditional kind of puking.

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    Beefarino
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that’s a nipple I can hang onto.

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    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, pass the grape soda plz…

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    I was kind of expecting it to be neon green or with a flashing light or something.

  40. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    First she shows her nipple, and now her liver? Too far.

  41. Look, Middle America, I know your biggest fear is that your kids will see this and start beating off. You need to understand that your kids are already beating off. They know more about how to work your computer than you do and even if all they had was the Sunday newspaper, it would be enough to jerk it too. You know this because when you were 14 you gave yourself blisters.

    I don’t think children should be exposed to porn and it’s a parents job to filter out inappropriate material, but when you scandalize a nipple you really set up a weird repressed sexual obsession type situation. That’s how you make a Dahmer. You want your kids to grow up with a healthy, normal view of sexuality? Then quit making such a big deal out small things and display a healthy normal view of sexuality.

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    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the only thing in the picture that is not a pastel color.

  43. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks like that thing I nailed to the bottom of my kitchen chair so the floor wouldn’t get scratched.

  44. karabo Lehlohonolo Thokoane

    People must stop hating, Nicky is super hot & the nipple issue was a mistake & by my understanding everyone is entitled to make mistakes

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    themoose
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me or does she look like Dee Snider during his Twisted Siter days?!?!

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    themoose
    Commented on this photo:

    sister not siter!!!!

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    The Listener
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look at picture 8, you can see the surprise look on her face when one of her dancers apparently pointed out to her that her nipple was out, and then Nicki covers it up.

    • To those who think this was NOT scripted, please feel free to give yourselves a hard slap upside the head. By the way, this kind of thing is the fame whore handbook under Maximizing Your Media Exposure.

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    peter pantsless
    Commented on this photo:

    America is hilarious. In a laughing at you, not with you kind of way.

  49. kimmykimkim

    Holy shit Fish! That’s motherfucking funny! White people really really do like Ranch Dressing! (Hidden Valley is waaay better than Kraft.) Oh man, you almost had me crying.

    • Is that an American thing? Every American I know loves ranch dressing, but I’ve never had it. I’ve also never been to Costco too though, so it may just be my sheltered life.

      • i make my own roquefort dressing, since i shop at wegmans which has all the like cultured shit

      • kimmykimkim

        Hahaha! Hmm, yeah, it probably is an American thing. I never realized that! Haha! Oh man, its good stuff though. My girlfriend uses it as her secret ingredient: How’s the pasta? I put some Ranch in the sauce! -or- How’s the chicken? I marinated it in Ranch!…and she’s a first generation American born Mexican, so I’m thinking it must be an American thing.

      • kimmykimkim

        Roquefort dressing? I don’t know what that is. Is that a Northerner thing? I’m assuming ur American dude@dude, but I base that on nothing.:o) Wegman’s, huh? That sounds fancy like they sell Cornish hens and caviar and play classical music over the speakers.

      • they have caviar but not beluga :( but some expensive wines n champagnes.. r’s fancy french for blue cheese. amer but most of youth in europe

    • Ro

      American. White. Don’t like ranch dressing…

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