Nicki Minaj & Mariah Carey Are Getting Along Nicely

Here’s Nicki Minaj flipping out on Mariah Carey, and apparently Randy Jackson, too, during an audition taping for American Idol while Keith Urban just sits there in the middle thinking, “Well, at least no one’s touching me with their plastic face. Their dead plastic face…” TMZ reports:

Nicki Get this shit in self control. Get in control. Get in control.
Randy Settle down, settle down.
Nicki Don’t lose your head. Don’t lose your head (inaudible). Don’t tell me I’m a gangster.
Nicki (inaudible) every 5 minutes. So every time you patronize me, I’m-ma take it back, and if you’ve got a f**king problem, handle it.
Nicki I told them I’m not fuckin’ putting up with her fucking highness over there. Figure it the fuck out. Figure it out.
Nicki I’m not gonna sit here every fucking minute to have you come down and harass me every minute everyday.

Eventually order was restored:

Keith Bitches, I’mma snatch up both yo’ weaves, I’m from Australia. (hops in kangaroo pouch, bounces off camera)

Okay, that last part didn’t happen, but only because I thought it’d be racist if Keith Urban beat both of them with a boomerang while yelling, “Y’all brought the Steve Irwin outta me!” Which he did, I saw the whole thing.

Video: Courtesy of TMZ