Nicki Minaj Banged Zac Efron

October 3rd, 2013 // 31 Comments
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“His penis… it didn’t touch my ovaries.”

Apparently Nicki Minaj secretly hooked up with Zac Efron right around the time he was in the middle of his newfound coke habit, so I’m already on board with this because I would have sex with Nicki Minaj sober. Or my own hand because it’s easier to overpower. (What? I’ve been reading Melissa Gorga‘s book.) Via Hollywood Life:

“Zac and Nicki shared a steamy night together. Nicki took Zac to her house in West Hollywood. She said he was the best lover she’s ever had.”

When Zac Efron dropped that condom on the red carpet, it was allegedly a Magnum which a.) completely negates my caption up there (EFRON!) but b.) adds another layer of credibility to this story on top of all the coke. So right about now I’d be feeling pretty shitty if I were Drake who also banged Nicki but didn’t earn the title of Best Ever. I’d also have uncanny peripheral vision because my eyes are practically next to my ears. Sneaking up on me will never be an option, so don’t even try that shi- *walks into pole directly in front of him*

Photos: Instagram / Fame/Flynet

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  1. Deacon Jones

    He was probably the “best ever” because he had coke dick and banged her until 8 am

  2. Damn. Zac Efron is racking up an impressive list of notches on his belt. I’d happily be in a shitty Disney musical if I’d known it would land me chicks like Hudgens and Nicki Minaj,

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    I can see harpoon scars

  4. If I could just have sex with the top half of her body…Ah, who am I kidding, I quit drinking years ago

  5. EricLR

    When asked for comment, Zac Efron responded “HOLY FUCK NO! JESUS CHRIST, I WOULD NEVER EVEN *TOUCH* THAT SKANK! NOT IN THE DRUNKEST MINUTE OF THE DRUNKEST DAY OF THE DRUNKEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!” and then vomited.

  6. The word hideous doesn’t begin to describe this creature.

  7. “he was the best lover she’s ever had”

    This is the statement that let me know this whole story is total bullshit.

  8. Why did they use the Madame Tussauds picture instead of the real Nicki?

  9. I can’t look at her name without thinking “Nicki The Minge.”

  10. Cock Dr

    Sex tape or STFU.

  11. “She said he was the best lover she’s ever had.”
    Most likely he’s the first guy that didn’t run out of the house after she fell asleep.

  12. brian

    Anyone would say that when they’re getting a contact high from a crack harpoon.

  13. Rick James

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  14. I figured Efron was gay, not into beastiality.

  15. Sorry fellas, but Zac Efron looks like he knows how to fuck. Drake, on the other hand? Meh.

  16. Nick Manaj may not be the prettiest girl on the block but if you ever wanted to hit some nice ass bootay, she’d be up there on my list. I mean I love everyone of every race but lately I have been having some dark chocolate fever. I’d mix my white chocolate with her dark chocolate anytime. If you say anything otherwise you are probably gay or a right winged conservative.

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    yumm
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    too much Self-Confidence ! she is a trash ..but a rich trash .

  18. Nicki Minaj Bikini
    yum
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    I hope the ocean wash off her wig ..and she run away with her bald head .

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    yumm
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    the Mermaid farts …

  20. Nicki Minaj Bikini
    yumm
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    now …all damn fishes die die die

  21. kery

    She is so lucky!! hate her.

  22. Nicki Minaj Bikini
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    Normally they beach themselves in pods.

  23. “Sneaking up on me will never be an option, so don’t even try that shi- *walks into pole directly in front of him*”
    See, Fish? First it’s Kanye, now it’s you. Go give those paparazzi a piece of your mind…it’s their fucking fault!

  24. Nicki Minaj Bikini
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    This fucking comment board looks like English as a Second Language 101.

  25. Nicki Minaj Bikini
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    Don’t worry, she’ll pop right back up. She IS a Weeble afterall.

  26. Elf

    Aww, just when I had told my friends that they make blow up dolls so much more life like these days, you had to prove me wrong by showing me this photo

  27. Nicki Minaj Bikini
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    Wow. You mean he ACTUALLY banged that hot box of rainbow colored ghetto funk?

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    Patsy hudson Faith
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    So qht

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