Nicki Minaj’s Butt Made You A Video

August 20th, 2014 // 54 Comments

If yesterday was Breast Day, then today is Nicki Minaj‘s Ass Day because here’s four minutes and 49 seconds of it shaking and rubbing all over shit. (I’d say “twerking,” but that’s Miley Cyrus’ word she stole from black people.) I also had Photo Boy make screencaps for those of you who just want to look at butts on top of butts without hearing Sir Mix-A-Lot being beaten into the ground by said butts. He probably never wants to look at another one again except, whoa, hold up, girl, he didn’t say nothing about dem titties.

WARNING: Video is basically butts forever.

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  1. loose_deuce

    Gross.

  2. RichPort

    In a career filled with such gems as “Stupid Ho”, this is her crowning achievement on the road to eventual obscurity. She’s set both female rappers and music in general back a good 20 years with this ass-inine nonsense.

  3. I’ll add a sarcastic comment about the video right after I make a quick pit stop at the E.R. to remove the pens I instinctively drove into my eardrums while listening to this. BRB.

  4. Guest

    This video did nothing for me. Is this what it feels like to be homosexual?

    • No, dude. It’s what it feels like to have some taste…
      This whole production is essentially a hood-rat’s howling call to tell everybody she’s opened for business.

      Such a howl usually has little effect in the AM during a weekday when you’re not drunk.

  5. Jess L

    she’s just disgusting and did I mention, NO CLASS. All her money will never buy that ghetto chick any class. Just pure ghetto trash

  6. rican

    It is amusing how these days looking and acting sexy basically consists of looking and acting like a cheap ho. Or should I say, stupid ho?

  7. … Well, that was a sad display of having unlimited money to create something interesting, and doing absolutely nothing with it.

    At the very least, TRY to make the song fun to listen to… like, JUST TRY, in the future…

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    Cock Dr
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    Screencaps cannot capture the constant subcutaneous fat rippling & jiggling that went on during the entirety of this video.

  9. A review:

    Ms Minaj has produced a masterpiece, combining social commentary and a tasteful display of sexual liberation. Her video somehow manages to touch on and criticize many facets of modern life, ranging from architectural references to the fungibility of the English language.

    Sexuality is omnipresent in this video, but it’s definitely sub-textual. She’s so demure and coy, especially the banana-eating and whipped-cream smearing. Such a clever metaphor! How does she manage to keep the interest of her viewers with such a prudish portrayal of sex? It’s a shame, though, that she thinks of her vagina as a boring sleep-aid. She’s apparently stupefied enough sexual partners that she’s earned the moniker “NyQuil.”

    Minaj also uses her sexuality to promote a message of positive body-image. She points out that Micheal “love my sex appeal” despite (or perhaps because of?) it being clear that Minaj “ain’t missing no meals.” This provides the aforementioned Micheal with “something he can grab.” It’s quite a relief that she has the courage to show women can have a healthy appetite and still be both sexual and objectified.

    The juxtaposition of slang and proper grammar is exciting and indicative of both complex lyrical development and an underlying post-modernist disdain for the structure and stricture of an imposed set of rules for speaking . The line, “he toss my salad like his name Romaine” shows that proper regard for the spelling of vegetable names can mix well with a complete disregard for verb tense.

    When she compares Micheal’s penis to a tower, not Eiffel, it’s clearly a ploy to pique the listener’s curiosity and push the listener to expand their architectural knowledge beyond a stodgy old French landmark. I myself wondered if Micheal’s organ was more comparable to the Space Needle in Seattle with it’s thin shaft and wide top, or the Sears Tower in Chicago with it’s thick base and thinner top. Who knows? Perhaps she’s thinking of the Burj Dubai?

    And let’s not forget the date-rape commentary. Surely when she mentions that she’s on “some dumb shit” and is “high as hell” despite only taking “half a pill,” she’s warning other women that some nefarious man might try to use drugs in order to initiate sexual congress.

    All told, this video serves to provide a fantastic model for younger women. They should be sexual, yes, but not overtly so. They should be well-rounded in their vocabulary and diction. They should understand that the world is quite large and that one person’s vision of a large penis or a boring vagina may not be in congruence with the views of another. And above all, she is clear that women need to be careful as they go thru life; some people are out to exploit their sexuality and take advantage of their naivete. This is a fine set of lessons, most definitely suited for the pre-teen audience at whom it’s undoubtedly aimed.

  10. banacek

    Major Lazer’s Bubble Butt music video was bigger….I mean better.

  11. I lasted about 2.3 seconds, then I muted it. Seriously, do men find this sexy? I think it’s nasty.

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    CrashHell
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    …subtle…

  13. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Anaconda Music Video
    CrashHell
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    …real subtle…

  14. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Anaconda Music Video
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    It looks like someone is strangling a fat black guy with pink string.

  15. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Anaconda Music Video
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    10 minutes ago I’d have said 5 women in daisy dukes spreading their legs would be sexy. I feel I’ve grown as a person since then.

  16. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Anaconda Music Video
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    It’s clear by the look on Drake’s face that he prefers turf over surf…

  17. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Anaconda Music Video
    Pilin
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    Heart shaped butt.

  18. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Anaconda Music Video
    Anus Pounder
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    PRO.

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    elephantman
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    Now that she has stopped wearing all thosw goofy costumes she semms to be very doable, just sayi.

  20. My eyes!! The goggles do nothing!!!!!

  21. music is HORRID. would I bang her? hell yes.

  22. Hmm

    Holy shit that was bad, like exceptionally bad. Do they have Razzies for songs and music videos because this sure as fuck deserves all of them. Wow.

  23. Alright. First things first, that song is garbage. Secondly, the video is a fucking M-ASS-TERPIECE. Nicki is fucking sexy and I’ll use any excuse to stare at her magnificent body.

  24. Frunken

    The end should’ve included a dedication to all the butterfaces out there.

  25. The hole's in there somewhere...

    “Jesus Christ! What a whore!”
    - Jesus Christ

  26. Darling

    She is so fake. And she just had to ruin my favorite song.

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    anon
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    She is so fucking fake and skanky and soooo fucking hot.

  28. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Anaconda Music Video
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    Mmmoooooooooo

  29. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Anaconda Music Video
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    Good god, I’ve seen potatoes with better skin

  30. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Anaconda Music Video
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    interesting…

  31. Sir Mix-A-Lot's Anaconda

    LIES….I actually don’t want none…from any fat ass.

  32. She’s great to look at except I’m not too impressed by twerking. So maybe just have her disrobe. And that fucking noise she calls music has to rate up there towards the top of the list of most annoying sounds in the world.

  33. cybrrble

    I’d get head from her…..anything else might be dangerous without rabies shots.

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    whatever dogg
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    If only her wish to the Butt Genie was lyrical talent.

  35. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Anaconda Music Video
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    She is beautiful I must say so of Niki!

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    thecb
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    nasty whore

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    cb
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    no honor…

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    cb
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    that dude’s face is jacked… looks like a scrambled egg. and she is just a disgusting ass.

  39. Innvertigo

    she is so fucking ugly. I like it how instead of making quality music they just shake their ass to divert your attention from how pathetic her music is. What do you expect from the hip hop/pop genre. no talent.

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    I notice very few ppl can be bothered to comment. Yawn. I’ve got it. Tits are so yesterday. Everyone has plastic ones. The butt craze is being promoted by plastic surgeons who ran out of mammary glands to lift, tuck, balloon to ridiculous proportions. And hey bums makes for way better voyeurism. But I wonder if we could get more of a look at those nasty vagina and bum hole shots per dating naked. I mean the butts are getting old now too. There must be a plastic surgeon market there: giant vagina lips, the never ending bum hole; a whole new market!

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    Phil Whitestone
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    Something about her butt looks very wrong here

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