has photos of Nick Nolte at Kauai Airport Monday night passed out on the terminal floor. According to fellow passengers, Nick was passing in and out of consciousness for more than two hours after their flight was delayed due to engine problems.
According to the source, Nolte was still extremely friendly despite his groggy state — chatting with fans and allowing passengers to snap photos, however, he wasn’t entirely functional. “At one point we helped him put a dollar in the vending machine.”
This would be sad if it was anybody except Nick Nolte. It might actually be a step up for him. Compared to his normal routine of digging through dumpsters and offering sexual favors for booze money, this is like attending some fancy ball.
























Kristin | July 18, 2007 at 4:41 pm
first
Me | July 18, 2007 at 4:41 pm
First
Me | July 18, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Kristin would beat me. :(
Gawd | July 18, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Yes. The side of Hollywood they like to keep swept under the rug.
threebabygirls | July 18, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Yikes. What has happened to this man?
(and this is the first time I’ve ever seen a post with 0 comments. I feel special)
Kristin | July 18, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Maybe he took a sleeping pill so he could nap on the flight, and then the flight got delayed?? :)
Donkey | July 18, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Maybe they’ll make “Another 48 More Hours”.
It worked for Die Hard’s Bruce Willis.
Me | July 18, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Maybe he took ecstasy thinking he could roll around in his seat. The flight was delayed so he had to roll around on the floor instead.
Christ on a Crotch | July 18, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Wow, I mean…..wow, I don’t know what to say. I actually feel…sorry for this guy.
Someone please email this to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Avril Levigne, Nicole Richie, Kate Moss, Keith Urban, et al (the list goes on and on of the boozehounds) so they can see what GREAT ACTORS can end up looking like after an eternity of boozin’ it up.
AND those listed are not GREAT actors, so it’s even more possible for them.
(crying hysterically over keyboard, while snot drips into the spaces between the keys)
FRIST!!! | July 18, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Wha? He looks just like me on a Thursday night!!!
Or Tuesday, whatever.
Lamgelinaoly | July 18, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Um… can we say “Jet Lag,” or “exhaustion.”
Cough… hack… hack… cough.
Bern | July 18, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Nick Nolte is hilarious. He’s like a crazy hobo Gary Busey on steroids. i love it.
jMo | July 18, 2007 at 5:04 pm
man that guy knows how to have a good time.
eXtasyStef | July 18, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Groggy would mean jet lag. Unable to insert a dollar into a vending machine sounds more like ‘exhaustion’ of the Lindsey Lohan type.
adeliza | July 18, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Check out the chick with the buck teeth in pic #1, laughing at him!
Suburban Socialite | July 18, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Who else here thought this was Jack Nicholson before reading the headline?
lapet | July 18, 2007 at 5:29 pm
for 66, dude knows how to party. Go out with a bang dude, not a whimper.
Kamiki | July 18, 2007 at 5:31 pm
God thats so pathetic, how the mighty fall (well OK not sure he was ever mighty)
charm | July 18, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I loved him in the 3 Fugitives. Hilarious movie for the time.
TOMMY SALAMI | July 18, 2007 at 5:35 pm
i remember taking beaver traquilizers with gary, but that was only the beginning he went on to lick frogs , snort furiture polish and eat magic mushrooms . i saw gary later that evening sniffing peruvian flake cocaine off the breasts of a pregnant cambodian and telling her he wanted to use her breast milk to make a white russian…… the man is my hero
Ooba Gooba | July 18, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I saw him in the SavOn drug store in Malibu a few years ago. It was right after he had gotten out of rehab, and he looked healthy. These pictures don’t look anything like the guy I saw. Wow.
havoc | July 18, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Does the guy not have a manager or publicist? Jesus…..
Maybe he’s doing research for Down and Out in Beverly Hills 2?
lambman | July 18, 2007 at 5:47 pm
LOL
Chauncey Gardner | July 18, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Look at those two people behind him in the first photo. They look so thrilled to be in a photo with Ned Beatty.
wedgeone | July 18, 2007 at 5:57 pm
#24 – Ned Beatty. Hilarious.
#22 – So you’re saying that the first “Down and Out in Beverly Hills” wasn’t acting, just Nick being Nick?
Gary Busey vs. Nick Nolte in a real life deathmatch. First one to make their liver explode wins.
gossipmonger | July 18, 2007 at 5:59 pm
So sad.. he used to be so handsome, now… well, now there are no words to describe that…
Sauron | July 18, 2007 at 6:13 pm
What’s wrong with Nick Nolte?It seems he really doesn’t care.Sometimes human beings become on the outside what they’re on the inside.
eaglepupil | July 18, 2007 at 6:18 pm
NSFW–Not So Fuck Worthy!
CantSayNo | July 18, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Nick Nolte and Lemmy Killmeister from Motorhead… separated at birth?
Lexoka | July 18, 2007 at 6:47 pm
I love that guy! Sure, he’s weird, but that’s part of why he’s so great.
Bitt | July 18, 2007 at 7:46 pm
The Deep, North Dallas Forty, 48 Hours………he was mighty, so the mighty has fallen. Even losers are laughing at him now.
Mdiz | July 18, 2007 at 8:11 pm
i feel bad for him, obviously his life isnt doing to weel
jeez, loks like hes having a roughh go
give him some sympathy!
sue | July 18, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Maybe being rich and famous is dangerous. The man is a genius and no one came to make sure he is okay? He’s old after all. I wouldn’t want to live out there. Fun to read about how the mutants live and die.
cooter | July 18, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Holy Jeebus! Nick is totally f#cked up!!!
http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/
TOMMY SALAMI | July 18, 2007 at 8:47 pm
cocaine is one helluva drug…………
Taylor | July 18, 2007 at 9:47 pm
What is he holding?
Pink cat eye glasses?
Sparkly brass knuckles?
Nicki | July 18, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Sad…
choocher | July 18, 2007 at 10:10 pm
It’s the People Magazine “Sexiest Man Alive” curse. How else do you explain Travolta’s elephantitis of the head, Tom LTC Cruise being possessed by Xenu, and Pierce Brosnan’s cancer of the career?
krazihottkelli??? | July 18, 2007 at 11:44 pm
I like Nick Nolte
and I
have a feeling that
he’ll be
the next to OD on
pillz and
alcohol or coke….
Hez lookin
pretty bad theze dayz.
Funsome | July 19, 2007 at 2:32 am
What’s wrong with a celeb acting normal? Who hasn’t passed out in the airport after a flight delay? C’mon…been to Vegas anyone?!?! Honestly it’s nice to see one of them who doesn’t give a shit, and in a good way.
Veggi is stupid | July 19, 2007 at 4:47 am
It’s not just one bad night he’s had the guy is obviously a serious alcoholic. He looks just so sick but I suppose its too late to get help.
Coco | July 19, 2007 at 4:51 am
oh dear oh dear. someone give him a hug.
woodhorse | July 19, 2007 at 8:40 am
He’s already jaundiced. That’s not funny. #20 was funny.
jrzmommy | July 19, 2007 at 9:25 am
Well, Nick Nolte came to boogie!!
Tessa | July 19, 2007 at 10:23 am
@25 “Gary Busey vs. Nick Nolte in a real life deathmatch. First one to make their liver explode wins.” LMFAO!
BaldAsBritney | July 19, 2007 at 10:32 am
Big fucking deal, I look like this every time I fly back from vegas.
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | July 19, 2007 at 10:57 am
“Compared to his normal routine of digging through dumpsters and offering sexual favors for booze money, this is like attending some fancy ball.”
As if the mental giant who wrote this is so above it all. Please. God this site sucks anymore. And whatever hack writes for it totally steals stories–verbatim–from Socialite.com, The Scoop, TMZ…..you name it.
luxe | July 19, 2007 at 11:15 am
If you want my body and you think I’m sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
git in mah bellaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
V. Smith | July 19, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Nick Nolte fucking rocks. I think he’s just reenacting a scene from the Hulk movie.
TheRage | July 19, 2007 at 12:30 pm
is he smoking a bowl??