Nick Lachey lives a miserable existence

February 21st, 2008 // 47 Comments

Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo make their living by simply showing up at places. They get paid to visit tropical resorts that need publicity or do photo shoots at department stores. Nick just has to stand around for a couple hours and take pictures. Easy stuff, right? Apparently not for Nick Lachey. Page Six reports:

According to a source at JC Penney’s “American Living” launch at Skylight on Hudson Street, “Nick was complaining the whole time he was there. He started whining, ‘When can I get out of here?’ and refusing to take photos. That’s what he was paid to show up for.”

Jesus. Nick Lachey’s life really is sheer torture. I mean, the dude gets handed bags full of dough but he has to smile for pictures. I had no idea such inhumane practices go on in this country. But, on top of that, he has to go home and bang Vanessa Minnillo. I don’t know how he does it day after day. Gandhi had it easier than this. Actually, I’m serious about that. Gandhi was never forced to have a conversation with Jessica Simpson. If he did, he’d probably have thrown himself underneath an elephant.

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  1. first

    first

  2. ow

    Look! Eva L. and Marc A. are in the car!!

  3. Anal Fistula

    getting paid to smile and fuck hot dimwits….a tough life indeed

  4. Gerald_Tarrant

    Fucking tool. He is dumber than his ex-wife.

  5. What a douche bag. yes, I’m talking about #1 and Nick Lachey.

  6. Auntie Kryst

    Meh…I prefered Matchbox cars.

  7. Ghandi

    This story is exceptionally boring, so let’s use this thread to fight with each other instead.

    Anal Fistula – “hot” dimwits? You think a tranny and a monkey are hot? For Christ’s sake, at least pick your perversion and stick with it.

    (well I don’t have much, obviously, but hopefully Jimbo will show up soon)

  8. Sidney

    Nick looks handsome in these pictures. I wish him well.

  9. D. Richards (Saint.)

    Lachey’s helping JC Penny to ‘launch’ a line of shitty home accessories?!

    That is the funniest thing, I’ve, ever read. You go, boyee!

  10. p911gt10c

    Most expensive Hot Wheels Ever. Look at the size of the fuckin case!!!

    Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.

  11. pointandlaugh

    poor poor rich boy. waaaahhhh.

  12. Ghandi

    #9 – Sidney sounds like an idiot queer. Unless Sidney is a chick, then she just sounds like an idiot.

  13. deacon jones

    Takes one to know one Ghandi. Douche.

  14. p911gt10c

    Ghandi and deacon jones, get a room.

  15. TS

    If you want to see an idiot queer, look at #6. His link is to a fantasy football league. His real fantasy? Locker room gang bang.

  16. Mypoint

    He looks handsome. I saw his profile with some photos on millionairefriends.com, where celebrities, pro athletes, beauty queens and wealthy singles mingle. The profile looks sincere and attractive. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy. It’s said some celebs have found their perfect match there.

  17. D. Richards

    #16! Ha-Ha-Ha!

  18. The Laughing God

    It is rare, but yes, I am left with only the word ‘tool’

  19. Gerald_Tarrant

    #17, I thought I saw his profile on millionairedouchebags.com

    I’m pretty sure it was real because he looked like a huge douche on his profile. I think Spenser Pratt and Heidi Montag met there.

  20. Gerald_Tarrant

    #17, I thought I saw his profile on millionairedouchebags.com

    I’m pretty sure it was real because he looked like a huge douche on his profile. I think Spenser Pratt and Heidi Montag met there.

  21. Gerald_Tarrant

    #17, I thought I saw his profile on millionairedouchebags.com

    I’m pretty sure it was real because he looked like a huge douche on his profile. I think Spenser Pratt and Heidi Montag met there.

  22. Ted from LA

    Who shot the man goo in Nicky’s face? Not very appealing.

  23. Gerald_Tarrant

    Yes, that comment was so good it was worth triple posting.

  24. 23 that is mine. You know, cause I

    rub rub rub one out. rub rub rub one out.

  25. Dorito Man

    Ok he’s ghey.

  26. Sidney

    #13 Ghandi (NOT!)

    I am female and I have nothing bad to say about Nick. I wish him continued success.

  27. Anonymous

    What a fucking moron. Oh poor me. He should get together with Lance Bass and do the talk show circuit.

  28. sharpeidude

    Jeepers, what torture Nick Lachey has to go through to make a living! The next time I hear my Uncle Frank go on and on about how tough he had it in Vietnam and his 3 years in a POW camp living off bugs and rice gruel soup, I think I’ll bitch slap him to the carpet yelling “I’m Fonda Jane you fucking Imperialist Pig!”

  29. FFF

    This guy is a total douche.

  30. noneyobeezwax

    hey fish – i always pictured ghandi as one of those monks that douse themselves in gas and light off like a roman candle. throw himself under an elephant? now that’s just stupid.

  31. Doomhammer

    This fucking worthless douche should be glad that he isnt shaking the french fry basket when the little beeper on the fryer tells him its time to shake.

    Of all the actors and actresses and singers who die and get killed, motherfuckers liek this seem to live forever. Come on Nick, pills are GOOD !!

  32. lila

    The only thing this hot azz guy needs to regret is that his ex-wife is an airhead and he stuck his wanger in her…good thing they did not have babies, cuz then he and the babies would have to watch her tramp all over town like Tommy does Pam (another blonde airhead what a coincidence.)

  33. Hecubus

    What a dumbass, even Lohan knows to wipe the jizz off her face before a photoshoot.

  34. Rat

    Yet still he is a fag!

  35. Zac, High School Musical Prom Queen

    13. I’m a boy-boy and I think he’s hawt! I would squeeze the pee pee protein out of him with the back of my throat. HOLLA!

  36. Giomon_Rocks

    Whoa. Time has not been kind to Nick Lachey. His face is looking kind of bloated and waxy. The fucked up this is that no matter how much of a tool this guy is, he still gets paid waaaaaay more than he deserves and gets to vacation in beautiful places anytime he wants. Damn you Lachey!

  37. Donkey Punch

    I think the photo is for the anniversary of Hot Wheels cars. Obviously I think of Nick when I think of dinky cars. Or maybe dinky just comes to mind.

  38. Donkey Punch

    I think the photo is for the anniversary of Hot Wheels cars. Obviously I think of Nick when I think of dinky cars. Or maybe dinky just comes to mind (as in tiny).

  39. rly

    NICE JIZZ FACE.
    i really thought it was edited jizz by superficial. i thought, ‘OH SHIT, please do not become the perez hilton fag’

  40. KC

    Why is there jiz on his nose?

  41. NastyBedazzler

    Wow, Nick Lachey and Hot Wheels finally together.

    Does it make me weird/gay that I have a raging erection thinking about this right now?

    Okay I just came, does that make me weird?

  42. Fleeb

    If I had a “Punch out a douche” Genie, I would waste all three wishes here..

  43. Hey Nick…

    Life comes at you fast.

  44. Meh…I prefered Matchbox cars.

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  46. bob

    How did he get famous anyway hes ugly and untalented

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