
Nick Lachey is reportedly telling people he likes Vanessa Minnillo because she’s the complete opposite of Jessica Simpson.

Nick Lachey is reportedly telling people he likes Vanessa Minnillo because she’s the complete opposite of Jessica Simpson.
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ImSuicidal | August 2, 2006 at 2:59 pm
First!!!
MultipleSpaceys | August 2, 2006 at 2:59 pm
All hot chicks should love football. Its the new rule.
MultipleSpaceys | August 2, 2006 at 3:01 pm
I think what this story is missing is: What Nick really loves about Vanessa is not waiting for papa Joe to finish up.
Jaydel | August 2, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Who in their rabid mind plays darts?!?!
Jaydel | August 2, 2006 at 3:05 pm
That should never ever be the new rule! Knowing the difference between a field goal and a home run….yes. One of those chicks who thinks they know everything and want to watch every game with you & the boys….NO!
MultipleSpaceys | August 2, 2006 at 3:12 pm
#5 sorry you feel that way. Nothing better on a Sunday than a pair of nice tits, beer and your team scoring.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 2, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Nick and Vanessa’s first date:
Nick: So, how are you today? I brought you a juice box.
Vanessa: How sweet. But, I was thinking about getting some sophisticated martinis and talking about football statistics. Sound good?
Nick: Uh… what? You just said “sophisticated” instead of “fancy-like”, and you referred to a specific drink instead of calling it “happy butt-sex juice”. And you won’t cry if we watch football instead of Teletubbies?
Vanessa: No. Why do you ask? Incidentally, what is your opinion on the conflict in Lebanon? I find the politics of the UN to be quite obtuse at times. Would you like a lap dance?
Nick: I love you.
jrzmommy | August 2, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Then again, Nick Lachey telling Vanessa Minillo she’s extremely intelligent is like Rosie O’Donnell telling Kirstie Alley she’s looking fit and trim. It’s all in the eye of the beholder, you see.
Jaydel | August 2, 2006 at 3:19 pm
You probably watch the WNBA too huh Spacey?!?!
coco | August 2, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Vanessa sounds like one of those know it all attention whores. I can’t stand girls like that, she probably says stuff like “I’ll kick a bitches ass” all the time.
Italian Stallion | August 2, 2006 at 3:27 pm
I like my women to be smart too. Smart enough to have breakfast ready in the morning without waking me and locking the door on her fucking way out…………..
Treehousesd | August 2, 2006 at 3:31 pm
My oven mit is smarter than Jessica Simpson. This chick is so sheltered and her melt down will begin in the next year or so when she realizes that Nick was the best thing that ever happened to her and her career isn’t going anywhere. Where’s Papa Joe then?
Saying Vanessa is smarter than Jessica isn’t saying much, but I am sure when they hang out Vanessa is able to talk about different topics and keep a conversation floating. Before Nick just accepted the simple ramblings of a blonde bimbo because it was good for his career.
Welcome to reality Nick!
Jacq | August 2, 2006 at 3:38 pm
The former Miss Kentucky looked like she belonged in the derby. Woof, neigh, whatever.
A monkey in the wilds of the Amazon is smarter than Jessica, so it ain’t saying much.
SoftBlueGlow | August 2, 2006 at 3:42 pm
Big bouncy brains rock!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
DrunkBlogger | August 2, 2006 at 3:42 pm
That’s awesome! I like her better than Jessica Simpson too and I’ve had both.
januaryanne | August 2, 2006 at 3:54 pm
how strange is it that i still don’t think they are actually dating.
Justin Igger | August 2, 2006 at 3:59 pm
he be singing stop in the name of dumb by da pointer sisters thats why his hand is like that must be singing it to the simpson bitch
MultipleSpaceys | August 2, 2006 at 4:02 pm
#9 – good god no, I am not a lesbian. I am just a gal with a nice rack who enjoys football. Jeez.
BigEyedFish | August 2, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Thats cool and everything, but for once I’d like to come on this site and read about something that I didn’t already hear about on the radio morning show. This site used to be like 2 days early for everything.
nc72 | August 2, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Brains or boobs, either way he’s not doing bad with the women…
http://www.exposay.com/nick-lachey/1/c/1698/
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 2, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Vanessa’s favorite sport is probably baseball. Her favorite team is probably the New York Yankees. Her favorite player is more than likely Derek Jeter. Nick thinks it’s cool she likes sports, but in reality she’s still pining for her ex-boyfriend. And for comparison purposes I’d like to hear who Nick thinks is smart. He’d probably say “those broads on The View” or Katie Couric or some inane bullshit like that. I agree that saying Vanessa Minillo is more intelligent than Jessica Simpson is like comparing the intellectual quirks between chimpanzees and howler monkeys. One may be smarter than the other, but they’re both still dumber than shit.
PapaHotNuts | August 2, 2006 at 4:25 pm
I wonder if she can play tonsil hockey?
#11 I could not have said it better myself.
Walnuts | August 2, 2006 at 4:30 pm
come on…this guy doesn’t realy like chicks. Its all a ruse. Look at the way he tickles that mic…he LTC.
ImSuicidal | August 2, 2006 at 4:30 pm
21 …and they fling their poo!
Jaydel | August 2, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Okay…Multiple I thought you were a dude. Who’s your favorite team?
combustion8 | August 2, 2006 at 5:54 pm
She’s that hot AND likes guy stuff?!
Thats it! I’m convinced Nick was a saint in his former life.
stingybtchsuzy | August 2, 2006 at 5:55 pm
How smart can this Minillo girl be, if she’s with Nick Lachey? He’s ugly, he has no talent, and he had to go after Chestica’s money because he’s made none of his own. Maybe he’s trying to blindside her with the fake intelligent compliments because having a girlfriend on MTV is beneficial to his career. Yeah, honey, you’re so smart…
Megz | August 2, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Good for Nick, Jessica’s an airhead.
Berrylicious | August 2, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Well after Jessica’s comlicated ordeal with chicken and tuna, I bet Vanessa must look like a brainiac! How long do you think it will be before he dumps’ Minillo cuz she makes him look dumb?
Berrylicious | August 2, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Well after Jessica’s comlicated ordeal with chicken and tuna, I bet Vanessa must look like a brainiac! How long do you think it will be before he dumps’ Minillo cuz she makes him look dumb?
Berrylicious | August 2, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Well after Jessica’s comlicated ordeal with chicken and tuna, I bet Vanessa must look like a brainiac! How long do you think it will be before he dumps’ Minillo cuz she makes him look dumb?
Berrylicious | August 2, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Well after Jessica’s complicated ordeal with chicken and tuna, I bet Vanessa must look like a brainiac! How long do you think it will be before he dumps’ Minillo cuz she makes him look dumb?
biatcho | August 2, 2006 at 8:28 pm
testes testes 123
beeble | August 2, 2006 at 8:48 pm
He’s better off with someone with some semblance of a brain. Jessica’s an airhead, at least Vanessa’s a step up, no brain surgeon or Phd, but it works for him.
azcoyote | August 2, 2006 at 9:20 pm
I just hope he got 1/2 of Jess’s money!! Karma payback, biatches!!
Treehousesd | August 3, 2006 at 12:53 am
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn’t seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn’t that bad actually, and he’s trying to keep his career going. I don’t blame him….and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
Treehousesd | August 3, 2006 at 12:54 am
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn’t seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn’t that bad actually, and he’s trying to keep his career going. I don’t blame him….and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
Treehousesd | August 3, 2006 at 12:54 am
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn’t seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn’t that bad actually, and he’s trying to keep his career going. I don’t blame him….and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
Treehousesd | August 3, 2006 at 12:55 am
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn’t seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn’t that bad actually, and he’s trying to keep his career going. I don’t blame him….and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
Treehousesd | August 3, 2006 at 12:55 am
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn’t seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn’t that bad actually, and he’s trying to keep his career going. I don’t blame him….and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
Treehousesd | August 3, 2006 at 12:56 am
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn’t seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn’t that bad actually, and he’s trying to keep his career going. I don’t blame him….and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
Treehousesd | August 3, 2006 at 12:58 am
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn’t seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn’t that bad actually, and he’s trying to keep his career going. I don’t blame him….and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
Treehousesd | August 3, 2006 at 1:27 am
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn’t seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn’t that bad actually, and he’s trying to keep his career going. I don’t blame him….and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
drdisaia | August 3, 2006 at 1:48 am
Well not that I know either gal, but Nick Lachey isn’t exactly an Einstein either.
drdisaia | August 3, 2006 at 1:49 am
Well not that I know either gal, but Nick Lachey isn’t exactly an Einstein either.
PaisleyMoon | August 3, 2006 at 2:50 am
LOL @ #7…that was hilarious, ty.
Nicks hot, his music is suck, but, he’s hot. If this new chick is so smart how come she’s not on a celeb level with Jessica? And I agree that saying she’s smarter than Jess doesn’t say much. I’ll bet Jessica hasn’t had clean laundry since Nick left. Washing machines are challenging.
PaisleyMoon | August 3, 2006 at 2:51 am
LOL @ #7…that was hilarious, ty.
Nicks hot, his music is suck, but, he’s hot. If this new chick is so smart how come she’s not on a celeb level with Jessica? And I agree that saying she’s smarter than Jess doesn’t say much. I’ll bet Jessica hasn’t had clean laundry since Nick left. Washing machines are challenging.
PaisleyMoon | August 3, 2006 at 2:52 am
LOL @ #7…that was hilarious, ty.
Nicks hot, his music is suck, but, he’s hot. If this new chick is so smart how come she’s not on a celeb level with Jessica? And I agree that saying she’s smarter than Jess doesn’t say much. I’ll bet Jessica hasn’t had clean laundry since Nick left. Washing machines are challenging.
AmberDextrose | August 3, 2006 at 8:31 am
Is anyone else getting that google adsense ad for ebay saying that New Nick Lacheys are on sale now?
Jules | August 3, 2006 at 9:06 am
hahaha #7 :-)