Proving he’ll be able to sustain himself post-Jessica, Nick Lachey is going to make $500,000 for agreeing to be in an infomercial. According to Us Weekly, Lachey “pumps it up” with Brooke Burke in new ads for celebrity trainer Gunnar Peterson’s Core Secret DVDs. And because he signed the deal after his separation from Simpson, he doesn’t have to give her a dime.
I was originally going to rip on Nick with something really witty, clever and subtle, something like “Nick is a big stinky poopyhead.” But then I realized that making $500K to hang out with Brooke Burke while she exercizes is a pretty goddamn good deal. The only way it could be better is if the DVDs are called Brooke Burke’s Super-Orgy. And I take Nick’s place. And the filiming is done in my basement. And Brooke thinks that men who cry when they’re naked are sexy.
i think Nick was really a poor guy looking for someone who can depend with. he doesn’t have balls after all. he said he has a great life but if he continued his being so pathetic that would end him up called as ” Drew’s poor brother!” hehe! fight for it Jessica, i know you can do it.
i think Nick was really a poor guy looking for someone who can depend with. he doesn’t have balls after all. he said he has a great life but if he continued his being so pathetic that would end him up called as ” Drew’s poor brother!” hehe! fight for it Jessica, i know you can do it.
i think Nick was really a poor guy looking for someone who can depend with. he doesn’t have balls after all. he said he has a great life but if he continued his being so pathetic that would end him up called as ” Drew’s poor brother!” hehe! fight for it Jessica, i know you can do it.
I just sent Becca on a diet pill binge. Seriously, that girl probably sits in front of the mirror saying, “I am thin…I am thin.” Crazy is the only word that comes to mind.
Becca, no matter how much you combine excercise, or study the science of not being fat, there’s nothing you can do about your mug : ).
I think Nick is really poor cause he had to spend so much time with the crazy Jessica. How is he doing? can anybody please call the doc!