Nick Lachey, aka The former Mr. Jessica Simpson, is apparently seeking solace from his split with Jessica in the arms of beautiful, big-breasted women. Exactly how this differs from his behavior while he was still married is unknown.
The other night he was spotted with a friend drinking champagne and vodka with a bevy of babes at Mynt nightclub in Miami. According to a source, Lachey got close to a voluptuous young woman who looked “dazed and drunk as she hung all over him. She had big boobs but was clearly not as pretty as Jessica.”
Nick seems to be doing the right thing and cashing in on his fame while he can. There’s only so long that the line “Yeah that’s right baby – 98 Degrees” can work for you. I just hope his next wife is a bit smarter than his last one. And unless he marries a retarded cat, that’s not going to be a problem.
Nick Cozies With Club Babes [NY Post]
PinkRose | November 29, 2005 at 10:28 am
Team Lachey!!!!!
superficielle | November 29, 2005 at 11:40 am
Nick is as much a neanderthal as he looks.
I think Jess may have had to play dumb alot around Nick simply to make him feel better about himself–and more like a man (since his penis was obviously not working properly).
However, there is also the overwhelming possibility that Jessica truly is that stupid.
This split is refreshing and entertaining because now we will see who is more of a dumbass.
DevilsChrome | November 29, 2005 at 11:41 am
Even though I don
Mike | November 29, 2005 at 11:47 am
Nick could always get together with Anna Nicole Smith.
Cleopatra | November 29, 2005 at 12:08 pm
Brightest idea the two have had yet, but they’ll still be together in bliss in the “Has-Beens Hall of Fame” And we’ll try to figure why in the heck “we” paid so much attention to them in the first place.
Glad to see he woke up though…
Bill Clinton | November 29, 2005 at 1:51 pm
Nick is atleast as stupid as Jessica. People that stupid just need just need to be made into pets. I wouldn’t mind having Jessica curl up in my lap once and awhile.
PKClover | November 29, 2005 at 2:29 pm
Nick is attractive and smart, Jessica is attractive and smart. Why? Because they are millionaires living out their dreams while you all live at home in your middle class glass houses.
lebowski | November 29, 2005 at 3:32 pm
Ha! ^Number 7 said Jessica is smart! That’s hilarious! No no PKClover, YOU are the smart one–and a comedian!
brittany1202 | November 29, 2005 at 4:05 pm
Nick is attractive and smart, Jessica is attractive and smart. Why? Because they are millionaires living out their dreams while you all live at home in your middle class glass houses.
I don’t think it’s a secret that a lot of celebrities are only famous for their looks or fleeting talent. I honestly don’t have much faith in the intelligence of a girl who couldn’t spell the word “Marine”. A lot of people are millionares living out their dreams because of luck. E.g. Paris Hilton.
HollyJ | November 29, 2005 at 5:13 pm
lol clover
me love you long time
fie dollah
assholic | November 29, 2005 at 7:51 pm
am neutral here. am just gonna go with whoever strips fastest. that’s just me i guess.
HollyJ | November 29, 2005 at 11:06 pm
LOL ass!
Bill Clinton | November 30, 2005 at 4:00 am
So how long until Jessica is doing nude scenes in crappy movies? Cause I’m watching a lot of TV and cinema these days…..come on Hillary 08!
derekderekderek | November 30, 2005 at 10:50 am
I hope Nick penetrates Ashlee. That would be sweet.
assholic | December 1, 2005 at 3:21 pm
good lord, i thought bout tht one for like ever too, no seriously. dontcha all feel the strong crazy chemistry they have on screen together? it’s crazy, i’m tellin ya!!
ireland | September 15, 2009 at 12:59 am
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