Nick Lachey has a great life

March 2nd, 2006 // 74 Comments
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In an interview with Teen People, Nick Lachey says that he’s thinking about having children and that people shouldn’t feel sorry for him because he has a great life.

“Obviously, it’s not the right time for me to be a father. But the one thing I haven’t had a chance to do is be a great dad. Playing with my friends’ kids and having them call me Uncle Nick


  1. Craig & "em"

    Great Scotts Pervman! Just lookin at his girlfriend gives me a GREAT LIFE or atleast a really good 5 min’s (ok…2, but who’s counting)!

    You know…I’m not sure if he’s the laughing stock of America…wouldn’t that title be reserved for Ryan Witherspoon (Reese’s Husband)!

  2. KatieA978

    Is it me, or in both photos is she definitely posing, like, perhaps, just maybe, she knows that there will be cameras snapping away?

    Hand on ass to draw attention to ass – check.
    See through or tight top with tacky bra to draw attention to boobs – check. (As you need to be drawn there – they’re like a black hole, and suck you in)
    Pouty face and arched back (look perfected from stealing from Paris Hilton – Queen of Posers) – check.

  3. al chizz

    26?? There is no way in my grandma’s vagina that she’s 26. I’m sorry but to me she sort of resembles an ancient corpse that was revived after it was dug up by a few small children playing treasure hunt in their backyard,and had two large bags if air shoved up where her breasts used to be to keep her “body” from collapsing into a pile of saggy flesh all over the ground. Seriously! look at her arm in the 2nd pic you can see the gravity effect going on there and tell me she doesn’t look like she could have met jesus firsthand. Or been the lady that the wicked witch of the west was based on in the wizard of oz.

    mmm gorgeous.

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker’s face looks like a foot. That’s all I have to contribute today.

  5. disco_stu

    Nick Lachey = Boob guy.

  6. Merebear

    Definitely FAKE. She was a Miss USA not a Miss American pageant contestant. Now, children, what is the difference between Miss USA and Miss America pageants? One allows fake boobies and one does not. So, Ho pageant, this is it.

    See here http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailynews/extra/03_02/missusa/kentucky1.html

  7. Binky

    Interesting post Merebear. I followed the link and they have Mensa questions for those ladies. (And like – who knew about the ‘chest expression’ ?)
    But I missed the
    Favorite tit : Dow Corning question.
    Or was that part of the ‘talent section’ ?

  8. Porcelyn

    I think she wears inserts in a padded bra, in the white shirt, there is no clevage. I wear a 38 FF and if I wear a white shirt you can sure as hell see clevage through the shirt. False Advertising I say.

  9. Wow – Nick is obviously a boob man. He keeps trading up. Can’t wait to see his next girlfriend.

  10. Sassy

    #54: lolity

  11. IneedAnewBlondejoke

    Gee, I hope that I, like her, will still look that good when i’m 80…..

  12. #58 – I think you are pulling our chain…

    How about you put the proof in the pudding and show us those FF titties right now…

    where’s the link to your site?

  13. Cat

    Ugly? Fake boobs? Maybe so, but what the hell is up with the dark bra with the white shirt? Doesn’t she realize they don’t need anymore attention!

  14. lysistrata11

    #54- That’s what it is!! I’ve been trying to figure that out for ages…foot…yeah that’s about right.

    I agree with #2, the bag would get old very quickly.

  15. Leyna

    #6

    26yrs? She looks to be in her late 30s

    I wouldn’t say she has implants. Just a really nice bra. That’s all it takes

  16. gossipmonger

    Just to set the record straight, she was Miss Kentucky USA, which is NOT the same as Miss Kentucky. There’s the Miss America pageant that Miss Kentucky represents, then there’s the lesrer-known Miss USA, which most havent heard of, that she was the rep. of… I just had to say that, since by saying Miss Kentucky, one would expect a beauty,and well, c’mon.. woof..
    The Miss USA apparently is the “lower-class”pageant.

  17. kalla

    she’d be better with a bag over her face.
    Simpson is better looking than that

  18. gossipmonger

    Opps, Merebear, I hadnt read your post..

  19. Porcelyn

    Here you go #62
    http://spaces.msn.com/mrsporcelyndoll/

    Particularly in Pre Wedding Album. If I had to do it over again, I would have chosen a different dress style.

  20. Face is whaaaaaaaack.

    Busted.

  21. PostAcidYouth

    Unlike Miss Paper Bag USA, Porcelyn appears to be the real deal. Bravo

  22. A Nobody

    So the fact that she dates Nick probably already proves she’s another bitch with a low IQ.

  23. LaydeeBug

    #37, Oh Tania, thank yo soooo much for the humungous belly laugh I just had. You ROCK!!!

    I don’t think Nick is rocking the brain department either. Her face is definitely blah. Why can’t girls get boobs that are in proportion to the rest of thier bodies? They look like hens fa Christ’s sake.

  24. they look good anyway…
    unlike the rest of the body…
    probably fixed.

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