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Tania | March 2, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Ya it must be really nice to nestle up to that GIANT PADDED PUSH UP BRA every night.
I’m a woman, I wear those things….they work! Her tits are not that big, look how small the rest of her body is!
No, I’m not jealous. I already told you, I have ginormous tits too thanks to the Wonderbra. There, you got your answer and you didn’t even have to waste the time to ask.
badattitood | March 2, 2006 at 2:39 pm
That’s quite a set of store bought knockers on that chica but finding a bag to put over her head every time he wants to bang her is going to get old fast.
tori | March 2, 2006 at 2:40 pm
they might be some big ‘ol titties, but look at that face!
ps: they’re not dating anymore.
Tania | March 2, 2006 at 2:41 pm
I’m so glad you think she’s ugly too! I didn’t want to say it and then get crucified by all of the “you’re just jealous” posters.
thebor | March 2, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Man, she’s not that hot I give you that. But the rack is hugh, I don’t care what kind of bra you got on.
jimmycracks | March 2, 2006 at 2:48 pm
People Magazine says she’s 26. There’s no way.
Akapee | March 2, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Until she takes the perpendicular test (i.e. lie on her back naked, check if the breasts are at 90 degrees to the rest of her body), I’ll assume that they are real. In that case where is the baby lotion, I’d like to lubricate those mammaries and fuck the shit out of them.
Hohlraum | March 2, 2006 at 2:51 pm
My GF’s tah-tah’s own those things :) Eitherway, I think I had a little orgasm when I saw that picture. Thanks, Superficial!
Mazda_3s | March 2, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Ugly? Damn, all of you pimple poppers must be dating supermodels or something…or at least your right hand.
deluxxe | March 2, 2006 at 2:52 pm
I would have no problem aiming for that face/mouth
Joe Mamma | March 2, 2006 at 3:04 pm
Say what you want but I’d bang that like a steel drum at a reggae concert.
PostAcidYouth | March 2, 2006 at 3:09 pm
Am I the only one who finds her face grotesque? There’s a reason she bought those boobs…it gives you something a bit more pleasant to look at if you’re banging her like the proverbial steel drum
Personally, I think it’s pretty goddamn grotesque…I’m about her build, maybe a bit smaller, and if I had tits that size I swear I’d fall over. And that’s sexy.
azcoyote | March 2, 2006 at 3:10 pm
#2 – Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…
And as long as your penis is in the eye of beholded it all works out just fine…
Well, from my point anyway….
SuperSpence | March 2, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Her tits are big and her face is good. I’d hit that and so would all of you. Yeah, I’m including the chicks in that.
Saucie | March 2, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Hey, do these shirts make my boobs look big?
Saucie | March 2, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Nah, they don’t make your boobs look big, they make your brain look small.
stacyrose | March 2, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Forget her boobs. Look at how she’s tilting her ass and turning her head back. She’s OBVIOUSLY sticking her ass up in the air because she’s passing gas and is turning her head back to get a nice whiff of it. Pretty nasty if you ask me.
LinguisticAnthro | March 2, 2006 at 3:42 pm
That body type is certainly possible to achieve naturally – I have it. Some women just store all the fat they accrue in their boobs. But I would guess that this particular pair is fake, because that bra would never make natural breasts look like that. Big-chested girls know what I mean.
My question is, why is she staring at her ASS in the mirror when her rack is so much more impressive?
ProbablyTooOld | March 2, 2006 at 3:51 pm
I may be in a minority because I sort of felt bad for Nick. I mean, he thought he was marrying a hot, clean girl who turned out to be a frigid daddy’s girl with an IQ of 80. She had just enough smarts to find reasons not to have sex, and I can’t imagine how he stayed married to her as long as he did without slamming his fireman’s friend in the door night after night. Or slamming it into horny ingenues or former beauty pagent winners on occasion.
So good for Nick. Even though this girl isn’t all that great in the looks department, I suspect she has no aversion to having sex now and then. I bet she even lets him touch her boobies now and then…
badattitood | March 2, 2006 at 4:02 pm
OK, she may not be, like, Sarah Jessica Parker ugly, but I still refuse to believe that THIS is the best looking girl Kentucky can produce, in any year since statehood. I need to see a picture of her during her reign, b/c I guess between then and now its possible some unfortunate accident could have happened to her that makes her appear 10 years older than she is. Sometimes I’m so quick to judge.
PostAcidYouth | March 2, 2006 at 4:19 pm
I beg to differ…her face, spence, is not good. And I’d hate to think where those breasts will be in ten years time
not-one-of-you | March 2, 2006 at 4:27 pm
gimme an
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what’s that spell? IMPLANTS!!!
way harsh make-up/lights or how old is this hag?
BoredBlonde | March 2, 2006 at 4:35 pm
ok let’s be honest here….She’s got a great bod , which I’m sure none of you that are on here saying I’ve got a body like that or I have ginormous boobs actually have. Fake or not I wish I could look like that- body wise. Her face well she looks old, kinda looks like she has a large nose and she has frog eyes. She’s no Jessica that’s for damn sure. Even though Jessica is mentally retarded and fake.
suzy | March 2, 2006 at 4:37 pm
she is ugly and her bra is too small for her
Otto | March 2, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Oh the humanity!
PostAcidYouth | March 2, 2006 at 4:43 pm
I really wouldn’t want her body. It’s proportioned like a cartoon character. And I’m quite happy to go without tits-on-toes in later life. Seriously, not every woman wants to be teeny tiny with huge hooters…
HollyJ | March 2, 2006 at 4:43 pm
I’m with Tania(1) …When Miss Ahnald takes off that Victoria’s Secret super-padded bra (which is made of 2 cubic feet of sponge), her little Bs will pop out like a fried egg found under a king pillow.
ESQ | March 2, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Yeah, Nick’s got a great life alright – making motorboat sounds inbetween those fake titties all day.
BTW in response to comment #2 I loved what you said, “finding a bag to put over her head every time he wants to bang her is going to get old fast.”
ESQ | March 2, 2006 at 4:45 pm
“Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.” I think it would be a sight to see her in high heels in a windstorm.
Tania | March 2, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Boredblonde: I said I have ginormous tits THANKS TO my Wonderbra. Maybe I should have said “they appear” ginormous w/ the Wonderbra.
PostAcidYouth | March 2, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Oh, I assure you I am as slim as her, but my breasts are nowhere near that humongous. Which, given the huge ‘big-booby’ fanboy base on the Superficial, is far from boasting. And I can happily assure you that Tania is right, a good fitting bra can make a mountain out of a molehill.
Cratylus | March 2, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Tania,
You sound just a tidge jealous. Let’s see some pics.
LinguisticAnthro | March 2, 2006 at 4:57 pm
“She’s got a great bod , which I’m sure none of you that are on here saying I’ve got a body like that or I have ginormous boobs actually have.”
You’re probably fat. Am I right? It’s okay. I ain’t hatin’.
downshine | March 2, 2006 at 5:05 pm
her ass looks as flat as a board, since when was that a “good body”?
badattitood | March 2, 2006 at 5:20 pm
WOW, I just now checked out the link in the article and she looks about 10 times worse in the link picture. Absolute Bowser. Did all of the judges of the Miss Kentucky 2002 Pageant get raging drunk beforehand?
PostAcidYouth | March 2, 2006 at 5:26 pm
Ugh, I just clicked the link thanks to you. SERIOUS beer goggles. I’m sure Kentucky can do better than that
Tania | March 2, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Cratylus: I can openly admit when I’m jealous (see my comment on the Jessica Alba story, #23). Am I jealous of this toad? No.
And for a picture of me, click here:
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/08/78/52/image_1152788.jpg
I’m second from the left…these are some of my girlfriends from work.
gogoboots | March 2, 2006 at 5:37 pm
She’s wearing a padded push up bra. Anyone can be a size D with those things. She does have a nice body tho, I mean she must have C or D cup sizes…
Courtney | March 2, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Wow, #33, defensive much?
Cratylus | March 2, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Tania,
Fair enough.
I was just trawling to see if you meet my two important criteria for dating: really hot and severe inferiority complex.
I’ll have to try my luck elsewhere. ;)
scarletwine | March 2, 2006 at 5:48 pm
I used to work with Lizzie, back when she was retail trash :). The boobs are real, trust me. She has gotten a lot skinnier, though. I think she looks pretty damn good.
Mr. Fritz | March 2, 2006 at 5:52 pm
I agree with #12, Post Acid Youth.The boobs are big and bouncy and the rest of her is tiny. She definately has implants. You would fall over and have back problems.
LinguisticAnthro | March 2, 2006 at 6:21 pm
Wow, #39, have a sense of humor much?
LinguisticAnthro | March 2, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Wow, #39, have a sense of humor much?
LinguisticAnthro | March 2, 2006 at 6:24 pm
Something outrageous just happened. Don’t mind me. :)
Grphdesi23 | March 2, 2006 at 6:34 pm
#6 When they said she was 26, what they really meant to say that each of her breasts weight 26 lbs.
Grphdesi23 | March 2, 2006 at 6:35 pm
I think she will definitely make the cut in Nick Lachey’s sex tape.
Praz | March 2, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Binky | March 2, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Tania – judging from your pic,ummmmm, don’t worry about the bra.
Your friends from work better learn to cook though.
I don’t mind Miss Kentucky, although I don’t want to live there. I think I might pick the local gal, like ‘The Bachelor.’ Unfortunately my show has taken quite a while to get off the ground…
LoneWolf | March 2, 2006 at 7:02 pm
Two things I haven’t seen in this thread: First is a comment on the blue bra under a white shirt – kinda tacky, no? Or is this a trend, the way having your bra straps showing was a couple years ago.
Oh, and the other thing I haven’t seen:
I’d hit it.