Nick Lachey gets fired

nick.jpg Nick Lachey’s dream of being an actor has turned into a failure. His TV pilot, which would have been on the WB, was given the axe yesterday. A source says:

“There are only so many openings on the new network. Nick’s show didn’t make the cut.”

As more time passes Nick will realize his life is a mess without Jessica, and that his friends, fans, parents, and pet lizard only liked him because Jessica did. He’s like all those washed up athletes in Texas, with huge beer bellies who always mutter to themselves, “We should have won state, we should have won state.”


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