Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex photos off the market

July 12th, 2007 // 66 Comments

OK! magazine has paid $400,000 for the Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex photos from their vacation in Mexico. You’ll probably never see them though, since the celebrity-friendly magazine allegedly bought the photos to take them off the market. A source tells Gatecrasher:

“There’s much worse stuff than what got out there on the Internet,” says a snitch. “If Nick’s fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image.”

I’m pretty sure Nick Lachey doesn’t have a “squeaky-clean image”. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have an image at all. You sort of have to be famous to have an image, and if he did, it’d be “retarded ape” not “squeaky-clean.” Yeah, the sex pictures would change his career, by maybe giving him one. Right now he’s only famous for being married to Jessica Simpson. It’s like being known in high school as that kid who ate the live worms. You’re a star!


  1. Volcan

    Wake me when Nick’s plane crashes into the side of a mountain, that’s news!

  2. The sex pictures of Lachey and Minnillo were bought by an entertainment magazine to get them off the market? It’s more likely they were bought to get exclusive rights to their publication at a future date. Isn’t that a good way for stars to earm money in Hollywood?

    - Alvin from The Entertainment Desk at

  3. glute

    hes hot

  4. BaldAsBritney

    This just in: two boring, stupid people fuck..

  5. Who’s the Puerto Rican boy with Nick?

  6. aqualuvbug

    Talk about planting onself for a photo op. And why is this “asquerosa” famous anyway? Who is she?

  7. Betty Childs

    I don’t know WHAT youze guys are smokin, but am I the only one who wants to see the pics and the video? You KNOW Vanessa woulda had better hair and makeup if it were a setup! Is his penis small? Does she have the skills of a professional? All questions which much be answered!

  8. derablue

    so the real question is, are the pics available online yet?!!

  9. Bling

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Gross!! Who wants to see that washed up losers dick or his skank ass girlfriend who’s been eating Lindsay? Yuck yuck yuck!!

  10. i heard that they did it

  11. frederick

    uh, wasn’t he constantly asking for “hummers” throughout the newlyweds show? that was hilarious.

  12. pressious

    trasy just trasy. nick leave the trash where its at and go get ur ex-wife back. she misses u. ur famous u gotta be stupid to think ur not being watched. dummy.

  13. B737

    Broad looks like my cleaning lady!

  14. travis james hauschild

    i really like how pathetic and hatefull these tabloids are…seriously grow the fuck up dudes and dicks…………..seriously …i own both of nicks cds and he has been famous for years…..has no career my ass………u say nick lachey to somebody and they know who he is…if thats not famous what is..serously this site and perez hilton are just hatefull pathetic ppl who are sad with them selves and have to hate on ppl they have never met…its sad..not to mention everything they talk about is made up.i mean come on l…im 19 and i realizze how pathetic and immature tabloids are…so seriously the ppl who read this and write this and believe this all need to grow the fuck UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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