OK! magazine has paid $400,000 for the Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex photos from their vacation in Mexico. You’ll probably never see them though, since the celebrity-friendly magazine allegedly bought the photos to take them off the market. A source tells Gatecrasher:
“There’s much worse stuff than what got out there on the Internet,” says a snitch. “If Nick’s fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image.”
I’m pretty sure Nick Lachey doesn’t have a “squeaky-clean image”. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have an image at all. You sort of have to be famous to have an image, and if he did, it’d be “retarded ape” not “squeaky-clean.” Yeah, the sex pictures would change his career, by maybe giving him one. Right now he’s only famous for being married to Jessica Simpson. It’s like being known in high school as that kid who ate the live worms. You’re a star!
Hash | July 12, 2007 at 11:22 am
Frist
Hash | July 12, 2007 at 11:23 am
Secnod
Anne | July 12, 2007 at 11:23 am
Second
Meg | July 12, 2007 at 11:23 am
ha
Hash | July 12, 2007 at 11:23 am
Haha major failure Anne :P
Anne | July 12, 2007 at 11:24 am
No.. we post at the same time.
And I spelled it right. You didn’t. :P
Hash | July 12, 2007 at 11:27 am
Lol in case u didn’t notice, i did it intentionally, both 1st & 2nd ;P
Felt good pwning you tho. just 4 phun :>
SexyBeach | July 12, 2007 at 11:30 am
TOO RUDE!! Nobody wants to see nicks flat ass or vanessas man feet… I’m glad these are off the market.
YouRang | July 12, 2007 at 11:32 am
#6 I guess you don’t come here much.
How can this Vanessa chick look so hot when she’s about to be stabbed by LL, but look like a middle aged Asian housewife when with Nick? I suppose sex with Nick is very taxing.
Tortured Soul | July 12, 2007 at 11:36 am
She looks like the hired help in this picture. And why should sex with his girlfriend change his image? Big deal…it would be news worthy if they weren’t having sex.
Binky | July 12, 2007 at 11:36 am
I’ve often thought of him as sort of ‘oily clean.’
Bern | July 12, 2007 at 11:41 am
Nick Lachey has fans?
SORRY FOR THE DELAY, BUT BERN’S DISTURBINGLY MASSIVE BREAST SHOT IS UP. FOLLOW THE ABOVE LINK TO THE TRIPLE LINK IN TODAY’S FIRST POST.
AND A GOOD MORNING TO YOU, CHIRPING ROBIN …
Woodie | July 12, 2007 at 11:41 am
Looks like your run of the mill Mexican. Make me some tortillas bitch.
Sportsdvl | July 12, 2007 at 11:42 am
How is this idiot a celebrity? Being married to another no-talent hack (Jessica Simpson) is something we should feel sorry for him for, nothing else. Way too many “famous” people who have zero talent!
Sportsdvl | July 12, 2007 at 11:43 am
#13, haha. Though, I do like me some good tortillas (like Bai Ling’s tits!)
EuroChic | July 12, 2007 at 11:47 am
she looks so damn ugly in that photo
veggi | July 12, 2007 at 11:48 am
Little dick nick.
whoneedsenemies | July 12, 2007 at 11:51 am
Love his spare tire…..
Why is this news?
Kristin | July 12, 2007 at 11:54 am
LMAO #17.
Sugar Tits | July 12, 2007 at 11:54 am
Nick just wants to avoid broadcasting his tiny wang so we can still pity him for being cuckolded by Jessica with that Jackass guy.
Anne | July 12, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Oh well lol
Barbara | July 12, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Seriously… like HOW BAD could it be? Does the pool boy join in? I mean, he’s with his girlfriend, for the love of GOD.
Are people going to gasp at him having sex (any which way) with her?
Does he invite the rest of 98 Degrees over to join in???
Kamiki | July 12, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Change his career? HAHA!! He doesn’t have one! I actually laughed at the commentary on this item because it was spot on!!! Famous for being ex Mr Jessica Simpson! What a Looser!!
sourgirl | July 12, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Since when is being naked & having consentual monogomous sex with your significant other considered bad, or wrong, or that it could actually take the squeak out of a supposedly “clean” person? I think if photos were taken of anyone while they were bumping uglies they would look like a giant sex pervert. Its just the nature of getting it on! Neither of them have anything to be ashamed of in these photos, except Nick cause he’s just a douchbag for having that tribal tattoo wraped ’round his arm. douchbag.
satan | July 12, 2007 at 12:33 pm
you just known there’s pics of him going to town on her two-hole
Sportsdvl | July 12, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I’d actually bet she has a bigger dick than he does.
Andrea | July 12, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I just do not buy it that the magazine purchased the pics to get them off of the market. I am sure that the person who sold them at least kept the negatives or has copies of them. If the magazine does not publish them I am sure that they will mysteriously show up on the Internet some where. In my opinion Nick has gotten mixed up with the wrong Woman. I think she is just using him. I sort of feel sorry for him now. He and Jessica should have worked things out. It seems that they both have gone down hill since the divorce.
Anna | July 12, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Ew. They’re both fat.
star69 | July 12, 2007 at 12:50 pm
I can’t stand Vanessa Minnilo’s pankake face nor her waistless tree trunky body, nor can I stand Nick Douchebag. He’s so gross in every single way. The man can’be alone. Straight after his marriage, he jumps into another relationship that’s gonna last for another hundred years. I can’t stand ugly couples. And whenever Nick is in a relationship with someone, he picks someone just as ugly and annoying like he is.
Man, I think I drank too much Hatorate today, but srysly I fukin hate all of these fools today.
star69 | July 12, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Vannessa Minnilo is a whore.
Nick Lachey is a perverted fag.
Case closed.
Lowlands | July 12, 2007 at 12:59 pm
who are these people and why are they sponsored by ‘Censored’?
dannielynn'sdaddy | July 12, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Well, at least they censored his picture. I may be a heterosexual woman, but that is one pose that noooooo man looks good in.
miss oblivious | July 12, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Jeez, they both look like a couple of middle aged schlumpas. But I’m sure this is the moment Vanessa has been waiting for…any day now she can get mega famous a la Paris Hilton,etc, etc, and get her own sex tape. As for Nick, its not really true that he only got famous because of Jessica. It was kind of the other way around in the beginning. She just ended up coming out more famous after that stupid newlyweds show.
Sauron | July 12, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I hope the brand ‘Censored’ have something big enough to cover up my 2’10” penis.
whitegold | July 12, 2007 at 1:24 pm
“Nick’s fans”…hahaha, seriously, they pluralized the word fan…as if he has more fans than his mom, come on now…
Wow, Vanessa never had a good face, but the body I thought was decent…apparently I was wrong…she looks terrible…
I’m sure the real reason they are trying so hard to block this out is because it was probably embarrasingly bad sex. Cuz really, like everyone is pointing out, this is two people in a relationship having sex, that isn’t a big deal and wouldn’t ruin an image. Unless, of course, you both looked terrible and the sex was really lame and pathetic and showed how bad you both were at it. That’s kind of what I’m guessing happened here…
wienus | July 12, 2007 at 1:26 pm
I’m pretty sure these images are of the nasty Nick Lachey doing his mexican hotel maid. God she’s fugly! They’re a perfect match!
threearmedman | July 12, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Nick Lachey isn’t just a tool… He’s the entire toolbox.
And Vanessa Minnillo is… Well… I don’t even know WHO Vanessa Minnillo is…
Me | July 12, 2007 at 2:06 pm
to be honest, I don’t particularly want to see either one. she’s ugly and he’s gay looking…on top of that, he’s not famous on his own merit, so whooptifriggindo if he found a goober who would let him stick it in her.
Chirolex | July 12, 2007 at 2:29 pm
#29 When You have sex for the first time, make sure somebody takes a pic….I’m sure you wont be so quick to rag on people once you see a closeup of your fatass.
Nina | July 12, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I think Vanessa is pretty. I don’t get why people are calling her ugly. This is just a bad picture. She has a horrible body though.
flybye | July 12, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I guaraantee she is 100 times better looking than any of you stragly fat chicks that post on this board! You can always tell when the big girls are online….they immediatly start to fat bash….
wedgeone | July 12, 2007 at 4:03 pm
#23 – Consider your self fisted anally without lubricant for violating rule #69 of this web site, L_O_S_E_R!
#29 – pankake: is that anything like bukakke?
flyby | July 12, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Maybe SHE was going to town on HIS 2-hole…
Matt | July 12, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Since when do celebrity mags shell out 400K to protect d-list celebrities??? Something smells fishy here…oh wait, thats Vanessa’s vag!
flyby | July 12, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I can see the headlines now:
Vanessa visits Nick’s O-town! Pics inside!
Sheva | July 12, 2007 at 6:29 pm
This Vanessa chick has way too much attitude for a chick with a boxy body like that. And I don’t think much of her nipples either.
The nicest thing I can say about her is yes, she’s a twat.
Hollywood Agent | July 12, 2007 at 8:43 pm
These two are both ugly and are just trying to make a quick buck. I’m sure they alerted the paparazzi to where they would be and when, so the paparazzi would come and take photos.
Why would anyone care about their naked bodies when one can rent any number of porno CDs and see good looking people doing it, who needs them. They both need to get real jobs.
Baba | July 12, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Well, there are a few pics at the link in this post that will tide you over – heh heh heh
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=8909288#890928
Ms. Sugar Walls | July 13, 2007 at 12:57 am
hot! They look so damn hot…that is a tape that i’m willing to wait in line for!
jacknasty | July 13, 2007 at 1:00 am
Ugh, I’m so sick of everybody complaining how all the people aren’t “famous enough” well they were famous enough to make you click on the jump and post a comment.
I always thought Nick seemed pretty chill and doesn’t really seem to be seeking attention. And back in the day his boy band was the only one that was an actual quartette.