Famous magazine has the first pictures (pretty SFW) from Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s sex romp in Mexico and they’re extremely disappointing. Last week pictures came out of Nick and Vanessa running around naked in Mexico, and then word leaked that there were also hardcore sex pictures. Nick confirmed the existence of the sex pictures to OK! magazine, saying:
“Where’s the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It’s not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We’ve all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We’ve all made mistakes.”
The pictures are pretty tame as these things go, since all the action is hidden behind a giant wall. For all we know they could be playing a rowdy game of Monopoly back there. And I don’t understand what all the controversy is about. Having sex with your girlfriend in your hotel room isn’t exactly scandalous. The only shocking thing here is that anybody is willing to have sex with Nick Lachey. I took a survey of 100 women and 99 of them said they’d rather do it with a running lawn mower.
Thanks to Ryan for the scan, who I hear is so manly he sweats beer.
UPDATE: Aww, Nick and Vanessa’s lawyer made me take it down.