Famous magazine has the first pictures (pretty SFW) from Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s sex romp in Mexico and they’re extremely disappointing. Last week pictures came out of Nick and Vanessa running around naked in Mexico, and then word leaked that there were also hardcore sex pictures. Nick confirmed the existence of the sex pictures to OK! magazine, saying:
“Where’s the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It’s not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We’ve all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We’ve all made mistakes.”
The pictures are pretty tame as these things go, since all the action is hidden behind a giant wall. For all we know they could be playing a rowdy game of Monopoly back there. And I don’t understand what all the controversy is about. Having sex with your girlfriend in your hotel room isn’t exactly scandalous. The only shocking thing here is that anybody is willing to have sex with Nick Lachey. I took a survey of 100 women and 99 of them said they’d rather do it with a running lawn mower.
Thanks to Ryan for the scan, who I hear is so manly he sweats beer.
UPDATE: Aww, Nick and Vanessa’s lawyer made me take it down.
Guy` | July 5, 2007 at 12:16 pm
ok
haroof | July 5, 2007 at 12:16 pm
first
Guy | July 5, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Hahaha
haroof | July 5, 2007 at 12:17 pm
ok second.
Matt | July 5, 2007 at 12:22 pm
First
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Damn, looks like he’s fucking her asshole good. Yummy.
THIRD! | July 5, 2007 at 12:23 pm
pretty much 3rd! eh its the best im gunna get..:\
cooter | July 5, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Too bad he is thinking of Lance Bass…what a fag!
http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/
used to be third kinda | July 5, 2007 at 12:24 pm
DAMMIT!
Duane | July 5, 2007 at 12:24 pm
haha Nick’s ass is whiter than a uh hmm white crayon..
Heather | July 5, 2007 at 12:24 pm
She is a bad rolemodel/public spokesperson or whatever….WHY would she go along with this kinda action OUTSIDE???
Her judgement is soooo poor, over and over and over again. She is just an opportunist, exhibitionist and doesn’t deserve any media coverage.
alishia | July 5, 2007 at 12:28 pm
nick lachey is such a loser.
why is he even famous?
Shut it Up | July 5, 2007 at 12:28 pm
“too rude!”
lollzz
miss oblivious | July 5, 2007 at 12:32 pm
who cares? Its 2 people in a relationship getting it on. Whoopdeedo. And the fact that its those 2 makes it even less interesting. Vanessa is probably trying to make a “whoopsies” porn tape and have it “accidentally” leaked to the media so she can finally be famous and make some money. I mean, come on, nobody really gives 2 shits abt her ugly ass. And Nick? He’s a has been.
alex | July 5, 2007 at 12:32 pm
is that her foot? or his?? it looks so manly & huge
jaime | July 5, 2007 at 12:36 pm
hahahhaaa the “the too rude” IS the most huuuulllarious part of this whole thing. i’m definitely gonna start saying that when people want to take nekkid pics of me.
jaim | July 5, 2007 at 12:36 pm
what is SFW?? and NSFW??
Pearly | July 5, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Boringest couple ever, who cares?
LONGdong=======================) | July 5, 2007 at 12:41 pm
She’s not that hot, but I would let her give me a rusty trombone………….
miss oblivious | July 5, 2007 at 12:42 pm
#17…”suitable for work”…”not suitable for work”
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 12:42 pm
@15 yes what is with that foot? It is a left foot and her head is to the left of the leg. Is there someone else in the pool?
wiinja | July 5, 2007 at 12:44 pm
“it’s not like i was caught with a mexican hooker”… means they kept the hooker in the car trunk
miss oblivious | July 5, 2007 at 12:44 pm
I was wondering the same thing about that damn manly foot and calve. It just doesn’t make sense with the rest of the photo! Random feet popping up while gettin’ busy?! huh!
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 12:47 pm
That’s the mexican hookers foot.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Veggie – Only if the mexican hooker brought Hootie and the blowfish. That is a mans legs
lawdy!!!!!! | July 5, 2007 at 12:58 pm
i hope they drained, sandblasted and sterilized that hot tub!!!
Bern | July 5, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I personally think there is a tremendous amount of scandal in Nick Lachey having sex with a long-haired, 12 year old boy.
gigi | July 5, 2007 at 12:59 pm
that’s so hot…. why’s everybody all embroiled over it tho/ is Nick still married?? I don’t get it… so & Vanessa are dating and got horny in a hot tub…. so?
Astridtheexplorer | July 5, 2007 at 1:00 pm
24 & 24 laughing my arse off.
14 Agreed. How pathetic is this slag if they only way she can court fame is to deliberatly be photographed having sex outside?
Mexican Hookers Association President | July 5, 2007 at 1:00 pm
We wouldn’t have him. So go to hell Senor Lachey.
Now Lyndon Baines Johnson….he was a real muchacho…..we called him El BJ!!
MSat | July 5, 2007 at 1:02 pm
It’s nice to see that Nick is finally gettin’ some after having to practically beg for it with his idiot ex wife. If he was my man he would never leave the hotel!
nick | July 5, 2007 at 1:05 pm
damn…a bit of ass exposed in the media and of what I can see it looks quite flat and white as trash….you could at least have give us a nice peachy ass….yihaa
JumpinJ | July 5, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Did you get a look at her? She a MAAAN baby, yeah! She’s so ugly she make HIM look good. Wow, from Jessica Simpson to this mutt? Wooof!
Mike M. | July 5, 2007 at 1:12 pm
The upper right-hand pic is a total ripoff of the tub scene with Austin Powers and Alotta Vagina (especially with the manfoot).
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Ouch. Not a good day to look at those bottom pictures. I just got a twinge in my fissures.
michelle | July 5, 2007 at 1:14 pm
The caption for photo 3 should read just by the confused look on Vanessa’s face:
Vanessa: “Is it in yet?”
Nick : (says nothing because his face tells it all, that it is indeed in)
Gravitydrop | July 5, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Nick Lachey sure looks like he’s deep in thought. Jesus.
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 1:17 pm
@35- once again, go fuck yourself ya ninny.
CountDrunkulaXxX | July 5, 2007 at 1:20 pm
I pity the fool who had to clean that pool, scooping up all the little Lachey babies… Yuck.
Grimley | July 5, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Facing her away was a smart move.
Kris | July 5, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Lmfao # 24, and #39.
lambman | July 5, 2007 at 1:36 pm
I could have lived happily the rest of my life without seeing Nick’s O-face
Doug | July 5, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Joke’s on Nick. Vanessa is a Mexican hooker.
ssdd | July 5, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Nick ..you’re a nobody… and screwing this half Filipino whore for everyone to see only amplifies your nothingness.
Sally | July 5, 2007 at 2:03 pm
#43 – good point. I hadn’t put it all together until you said that — in that pic with her foot up in the air, it totally looks like a mexican hooker’s foot! I can’t believe nobody noticed that!
bungoone | July 5, 2007 at 2:08 pm
i hope she’s been drinking a hell of a lot of cranberry juice because i can’t see her not getting a killer u.t.i. from doing it in some random hot tub.
Perkoff | July 5, 2007 at 2:12 pm
OMG they’re not married and they are doing it?
They’re gonna have to talk to god when they wanna get into the gates of heaven. I don’t think he’s gonna like that they had sexual intercourse when not even being married.
Shame on you Nick, you are supposed to be a role model for young guys like me and my lil brother and cousins.
dr phil | July 5, 2007 at 2:19 pm
I bet the outer inch of her pussy got a little bit chafed.
my comment | July 5, 2007 at 2:21 pm
The blind fucking the blind.
polypam | July 5, 2007 at 2:33 pm
“It’s not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker.”
I LOVE that, too funny! It’s great that he owns up to it instead of denying. You know, I was never a fan of The Newlyweds or 98 Degrees, but I have to say, I definitely like Nick as a person.
Somewhere Jessica is sitting in her room with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and a bag of M&M’s eating herself into oblivion.