Despite rumors that their marriage is ending, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have managed to churn out yet another TV Special for ABC. Based on the promos and my knowledge of Nick and Jessica’s talent, I think it’s safe to say that their Christmas Special is going to suck more balls than a Mexican prostitute. And in case you’re unfamiliar with Mexican prostitutes, that’s a whole lot of sucking. Maybe everybody will be so distracted by Nick’s uglyass sweaters that they won’t notice how terrible everything else is.
Nick & Jessica Christmas Special Promos
November 22nd, 2004 // 1 Comment
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Things are more exciting than ever in two seasons and three exotic locations, performances star, even a new roommate. But the honeymoon is the last love of fighting, stirring rumors and paparazzi at the door