Nick Hogan’s getting out of jail early

September 24th, 2008 // 43 Comments

Nick Hogan is getting three months knocked off his jail sentence and will be a free man before Halloween. He was serving eight months after a car accident that left his best friend John Graziano in a coma with a massive hole in his head. TMZ reports:

Nick’s being released from Pinellas County Jail on Oct. 21, three months short of the eight-month sentence he got for felony reckless driving. His early release is for good behavior.

Well, I’m sure Nick’s learned his lesson. In fact, the next time he drag races drunk, he’s totally making his passenger wear a seat belt.

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  1. beth

    Well, that sucks for John and his family. I hope Nick’s learned something, although it doesn’t really seem like he as- I still can’t believe he blamed John for his current situation…hope he gets out of jail and we never hear from him again, albeit unlikely.

  2. toolboy

    Hulk – “Son, what have you learned from this experience?”
    Nick – “I learned that I am not above the law, that my actions affect others in society.”
    Hulk – “Is that all?”
    Nick – ” No, Cleofus likes his toe nails nibbled off and that I have a particular gift for tossing a man’s salad.”

  3. looks like Brooke but with short hair and titless, or is it just me?

  4. Hulk Hogan

    My son has learned a valuable lesson. Never and I mean never squeeze your butt cheeks while your cell mate is making you his biotch!

  5. it's me Fuckers!

    I wish this whole family would just crawl under a rock to never be heard of again. Now that Nick’s asshole has been turned into a manhole he can start doing gay porn. I wonder how many loads of jizz has been squeezed into him in these past few months…

  6. grobpilot

    Fuckin’ figures. Fuckin’ celebrities. Fuck ‘em

  7. Slut

    Can we put Paris back in jail? That was so cool!

  8. Anonymous

    How soon before Randal posts some oozing comment about his love for little Nicky here?

  9. .

    he needs a hole in his head too…..!!

  10. usweetee

    I heard rumors from a quite relible source that he is seeking hot girls @___MatchWealthy.C o M___, where the wealthy and the beauty mingle. Is he looking for a serious relationship or just for fun? who knows!

  11. ihateusweetee

    ^ I think he already had enough fun w/ Bubba in the county jail bathroom.

    p.s. go away.

  12. Kiki

    He is really a smart ass little idiot, an idiot like his father (too gross hogan) and his can’t fix stupid sister~the rock on meow mom~they are all spoiled, talentless wrecks, too much money is a bad thing! The young man that was hurt I hope can get out of his situation on good behavior in less than eight months but it doesn’t appear that will happen. Life isn’t fair and if a lesson is learned it should be watch the choices we make, the one left holding the crap fest shouldn’t have gotten in the car with a drunk friend and he shouldn’t have ridden with hogan drag racing those ARE the choices he made, I have used this crap fest to talk to my kids about this unhappiness. I hope John gets better and does have an amazing life!

  13. TUBBO

    It won’t be long before Nick needs to wear a hulkster doo rag. Five years and he’ll have a chrome dome like his old man. Bald headed stooges!!!

  14. I hope Big Earl gives him a “nice” send off

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  15. havoc

    Hey! Brooke got a short haircut!

    .

  16. Deechronic

    how long after he gets out does he says ” ok mom you can loose the boyfriend, now turn aroun and let he hit that. it’s been a wile you know i’ve been in the pokie.”

  17. gnipgnop

    What a fuckin chimp – he’ll be looking for a bathhouse when he gets out so he can get his azzhole widened again.

  18. FuckTard Watch

    For christs sake superficial… Man-TheFuck-Up and quit publishing stories about this ficktard – YOU’RE part of this scummy-assed jerks reason for living.
    “Publicity” ……….. and lots of it !!

    First of all – it’s “NICK BOLLEA” – There’s NO SUCH FAMILY AS HOGAN !!!!!
    Yet you people in the media can’t seem to grasp that concept. So right off the bat – HOGANS ARE FAKE ! Their name is an “Alias” because “Bollea” does not have that “media friendly” ring to it like “Hogan” does …. or they’re afraid nobody wil know who they are when they say “Bollea” … ANY – way ………

    Secondly – He’s getting the standard “time off for not getting in trouble” early release…..offered to every other criminal in jail if they don’t fuck-up or fight …. Nck Bollea does NOT strike me as a fighter … celebritards drunken fucktard kid yes … fighter no

    And last but certainly not least – “Hey Little Nicky … ask your BFF
    John Graziano, in a coma with a massive hole in his head, what HE thinks of your getting to get out of jail early. I’m sure he and his family agree you have been such an exceptional person willing to “forgive & forget” all that’s happened to you due to John’s stypidity.

    NOW, you can go off on a drunken binge and finish what you failed to accomplish the first time around and finally “KILL SOMEBODY” and have that “proud daddy” of yours stand up in court – again and ~beg~ for his baby-boy’s stupidity unheralded to be forgiven – again

  19. #18, what’s a ficktard???

    Shut the fuck up and take yer goddam prozac.

  20. shar

    Let’s hope we never have to see him on TV AGAIN. He is a spoiled brat
    coming from a messed up family. According to his proud Pappa, this was
    all God’s way, teaching his son a lesson in life. What about his poor friend?
    I have never said this about anyone, but I seriously think the whole family is a bunch of LOSERS. Why are they getting any TV time, maybe its the networks
    way of letting the rest of the world know just how stupid they are, especially since
    the Hulk was some sort of role model to some poor fools. I also think it
    is to show people that their lives are really not that messed up, once they see this family . They have money but little else.

  21. English Bob

    Hey No. 18, chill the fuck out bitch. Most celebs and wannabe celebs don’t use their real names and we all know them by their alias’s i.e. Elton John, Bob Dylan, John Wayne the list is endless, so grow up and stop your bitching…..Thankyou & Goodnight.

  22. dragon43078

    The first thing he will do is sit on some ice to cool his ass off. Then he will gargle for an hour with gasoline. Then , he will remember that he liked it and start start his own reality show: “Nick Blows Best”.

  23. Ram Punchington

    Oooooooh YEAH!!! Snap into a Slim Jim!!!!

  24. Ram Punchington

    Oooooooh YEAH!!! Snap into a Slim Jim!!!!

    I hope Lil’ Nicky has had many a Slim Jim snapped into him during his stay in the Greybar Hotel.

    Now, go away!!

  25. Clem

    Just in time for his 40th birthday.

  26. shirin

    that’s way more time than he would have served in California

  27. meee

    florida, california, & so many other states make a joke of their criminal justice systems. he should serve full time, if not more for this.

  28. Amy

    This fuggin spoiled brat rich kid has never had to earn anything in his life. Mommy and daddys golden safety net will pay for anything he needs or fucks up. Nick get a job and earn his own way around? LMAO not a chance.

    meanwhile we should pray for all these degenerates, that God may watch over them and forgive the poor choices and reward the good deeds. And if they fuck up one time too many, may they roast in Gods pressure cooker designed specifically for evil human sinners.

    Amen

    PS pray for mimi

  29. mafme

    Oh good! That must mean that the kid he essentially killed is getting out of the hospital too! I hope they can go party again sometime soon!

  30. Oral Roberts

    Let us prey.

  31. ez street

    He didn’t get that round mouth from eating sqaure meals !!!

  32. ez street

    He didn’t get that round mouth from eating sqaure meals !!!

  33. HorribleJudgment

    Well, what’s to say here? From those leaked phone calls to his mommy from jail we all know that he could care less about what he’s done. He did not spend his jail time mourning over his friend, or think about what he did, he spent it complaining about his conditions and missing his Escalade. And oh yeah, planning his next reality series entitled: ‘The New Nick’. He gets out three months early, good for him. There’s nothing really to be upset about, because karma’s a bitch, and it’ll get him in the end.

  34. HorribleJudgment

    Now let’s talk about how unbelievably ugly this douche is, because I just cannot ignore this. He is fucking hideous! His head is the shape of a misshapen melon, and his nose is a repulsively huge, fat, obese triangle that’s gotten stepped on and fused on his disgusting fugly misshapen melon uggo head. He has so many wrinkles on his forehead that the upper part of his head is actually sagging in upon itself. Not to mention that his disgusting saggy forehead takes up half of his face anyway. And his eyebrows look like pulsating maggoty worms. Not to mention that his ears are like vomited up refuse-garbage that someone stuck on the sides of his head…ugh! HE’S HIDEOUS!!! I could go on and on, but then I’d be here all day!

  35. karl liggett

    glad to here nick is ok and that he is getting out of jail early. he will have loads of surport from his friends and family. i think that he has learnt his lesson by being in jail he knows he has done a bad thing no one can change wot has happened, nick is a good guy, i dont no why everyone hates him so much, if it was someone else no one would bother as much its just the fact that his family are famous.
    you all need to get a grip!!!!!!!!

  36. gettit

    @36

    Your reality is distorted badly.

    The problem with the little cocksucking punk is not that his family is famous, it’s that he has done nothing. His daddy has some money from his 15 minutes of fame so spoiled little brat Nick gets $60,000 dollar cars without having ever earned anything in his life. Daddy will pay for his mistakes. Daddy will buy what he wants. Daddy will take care of it. Daddy will get the kids that pick on him. He’ll go through life on Daddys coattail. How cute!

    Apparently something is seriously wrong and backwards in this family! Nick is the feminine one, fairy-like. Brooke has the manly body body and attributes.
    Seems there is incest going on in that home.

    Weirdos.

  37. I don’t see why you are all complaining so much- just because he is a celebrity?? seriously, it is horrible what happened to his passanger, and he did make mistakes for causing the accident, but why didn’t the passanger have on a seatbelt? that sure wasn’t nick’s fault and that is also a crime. the passanger would have known he was getting in a car that was going to race, and then made the decision not to wear his seatbelt. that was stupid. nick racing was also stupid, and he did get out luckier, but seriously, you can’t say the passenger was completely faultless- you are just scared to because he got so horribly hurt.

  38. I don’t see why you are all complaining so much- just because he is a celebrity?? seriously, it is horrible what happened to his passanger, and he did make mistakes for causing the accident, but why didn’t the passanger have on a seatbelt? that sure wasn’t nick’s fault and that is also a crime. the passanger would have known he was getting in a car that was going to race, and then made the decision not to wear his seatbelt. that was stupid. nick racing was also stupid, and he did get out luckier, but seriously, you can’t say the passenger was completely faultless- you are just scared to because he got so horribly hurt.

  39. people need to know that nobody is perfect and with so many people slamming the hogans they should stop throwing stones. i for one wish that linda and terry should get back together, they are a perfect match.

  40. people need to know that nobody is perfect and with so many people slamming the hogans they should stop throwing stones. i for one wish that linda and terry should get back together, they are a perfect match.

  41. people need to know that nobody is perfect and with so many people slamming the hogans they should stop throwing stones. i for one wish that linda and terry should get back together, they are a perfect match.

  42. kelly

    Im not here to defend anyone but John knew that it was a drag race between nick and his friend, and he still got in the car. Nick didn’t crash on purpose shit happens. Ya nick shouldn’t have been racing in public streets but it’s more common then you people think. Also John wasn’t wearing his seatbelt. Its just a tragedy and a mistake. He paid the price. Maybe a longer sentence would of been better but there are FAR MORE WORSE people out there who are out on parole or never get convicted. So all the bashing on a kid that does what kids do…. let him go it happened and its sad. All we can do is pray for john.

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