Nick Hogan was transferred out of solitary yesterday and moved into a cell with three other juvenile roommates. For the record, the decision was not made because of Nick’s lawyers bitching to get him out on Tuesday, but because of routine assessment of inmates’ living situations, according to the AP:
Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Cecilia Barreda says housing assignments are routinely reviewed because the jail’s population constantly changes. That created an opportunity to house juveniles together.
I guess someone’s missing his fortress of masturbation-tude now. Oh, you don’t know what you’ve got, till it’s gone. But, in all seriousness, Nick’s very happy now. I hear there’s nothing quite like spooning at shiv point. It’s breathtaking almost.
Babaloo | June 6, 2008 at 11:27 am
FIRST BITCHES!!!
Kingsley Amis | June 6, 2008 at 11:27 am
He’ll be shaved hairless from the eyebrows down and married by sundown.
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | June 6, 2008 at 11:32 am
Prison love is the purest kind of love
havoc | June 6, 2008 at 11:34 am
Its not so bad. Lots of guys have tits tattooed on their backs.
What?
.
sissy | June 6, 2008 at 11:38 am
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site ^^^Sugar daddy connect. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!
Barack Obama | June 6, 2008 at 11:40 am
Cabinet Posting #1
Seckiturrry a State – Louis Furrrrakon
Depputty: Jurrramyah Right
Babaloo | June 6, 2008 at 11:45 am
Let’s see…
Douchebag for a father running around with a questionable South Florida bleached blonde half his age…
Tranny for a mother with fake boobs, nails, hair and running around with a boy half her age…
Reckless, talentless, non-celebrity, crybaby, little bitch in jail…
Looks like Brooke was the winner of the gene pool sweepstakes!
Just Sayin | June 6, 2008 at 11:49 am
The whole Bolea family (Hulkster included) are so focused on themselves they fail to see they have become Hollywoods new laughing stock.
They’re being rated right up there with the Lohans – Spears – Cyrus and the rest of Hollywoods celebretards. The little pig wants to make his jail experience a reality TV show – Daddy said he would produce it for him ….
(for a price of course – musn’t forget about “ME” )
Jackson'shole | June 6, 2008 at 11:53 am
Why does he look 29 when he’s 17? Brooke looks 37 and she’s like 19 or 20. WTF is wrong with these kids?
Denny | June 6, 2008 at 11:58 am
The Hogans can rott in H-E double hockey sticks!!!!!
mike | June 6, 2008 at 12:03 pm
There is nothing better than man love. I would love to be locked up in a cell with Nick. I could teach him how to make love to a man. I have had a lot of practice with young boys. Maybe I should become a catholic priest.
devilsrain | June 6, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Toilet wine
havoc | June 6, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Toilet wine and Ramen Noodle Soup.
These guys have it made……
.
coffeebean | June 6, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Where is the justice? This is Nick’s first offense and he gets prison time? How about letting him get house arrest and use his space to put some black drug dealers behind bars instead of turning them loose on the streets time after time?
Hilary Clitoris | June 6, 2008 at 12:18 pm
So Barack,
Can I suck your dizzzick like a good little White broad??
2hot4U | June 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I would love to taste his manhood
2hot4U | June 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I would love to taste his manhood
Barack Obama | June 6, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Hill,
Weeze gettin’ reddy to make dat law, know I’m sayin’. An’ you may uh dun dat las’ night in dat meetin’. But let us not be crass or vulgar.
It also be legal to STILL from Whitey (emphusis mine).
I woot like to announcerate my token Whitey fo’ my administration:
Col. Sanders as head uh duh FDA.
Barak Obama | June 6, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Funny Barack, but you need a more original name.
I hope lil ol Nick likes getting his shit pushed in.
Barack Obama | June 6, 2008 at 12:36 pm
@ #15: Only after you’ve watched my latest campaign video! I give John McCain a real smackdown, fo’ shizzle!
gotmilk? | June 6, 2008 at 12:41 pm
what, no one picked up on the Cinderella lyrics Fish?
Hucky Ducky | June 6, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I am making the funny Barak Obama comments.
KD | June 6, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I hear Shilinger is looking after lil Nick.
jMo | June 6, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Where’s the link to the cell webcam? Prison sex is hawt!
HuckyDucky | June 6, 2008 at 12:47 pm
F— you troll.
Hucky Ducky | June 6, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Yesterday I exposed me for the pussy I am. I responded to someone making fun of my Barak comments. I forgot to change my nickname from Hucky Ducky back to Barak. I immediately made another comment claiming it was a troll to cover my tracks. http://thesuperficial.com/2008/06/brad_pitt_seems_kind_of_creepy.php#comment-1404961
venkatesh of new dehli | June 6, 2008 at 1:38 pm
he big crybaby!
NY Ted | June 6, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Nick went in with an A-Hole…and he’ll come out with a MAN-Hole!
Bend over in the shower Nick you sick loser…It is time to play hide the big black salami…!
Stuey | June 6, 2008 at 1:57 pm
he is a minor and I am 32 and he looks 5 years older than I do. can I get a WOAHHH TANNING?
Kevin | June 6, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Coffeebean,
Nick received jail time due to the fact (I live in the same area that he does/did) he was stopped for speeding countless times but let off the hook because of who he is. There is pliant of fault to go around in this situation, lack of parenting, the police should have given him tickets instead of letting him off but Nick knows that he should not have been racing on a wet city street which is against the law. If Nick wanted to race he should have saved it for the racetrack, he and John were on the same race team.
What does Nick going to jail for a short period of time considering the condition it left his friend in (for the rest of his life) have to do with black drug dealers going to jail? Do you truly believe that only black people sell drugs? You need to grow up and stop hating, there is enough hate already, we as a human race really need to come together and treat each other with a lot more respect.
bootlips | June 6, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Nick is a loser wigga who deserves to have his skull bashed in.
1 MILF Hunter | June 7, 2008 at 1:11 am
Slick Nick is getting boned in the ass even as we speak.
gerardVandenberg | June 7, 2008 at 2:44 pm
You know an ASS-LOCKER?
be sure: BUY THE SUCKER!!
gerard Vandenberg | June 8, 2008 at 12:18 pm
…………………………..NAIL THE FAGGOT!!!
Tenchmouth@aol.com | June 9, 2008 at 8:22 am
Put the little shit and all of his family in prison for the remainder of their lives, I mean really, who is gonna miss them??
High Quality | May 13, 2010 at 11:51 pm
They seems to want to kiss each other!
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