Nick Hogan transferred out of solitary, now has roomies! (WHEE!)
Nick Hogan was transferred out of solitary yesterday and moved into a cell with three other juvenile roommates. For the record, the decision was not made because of Nick’s lawyers bitching to get him out on Tuesday, but because of routine assessment of inmates’ living situations, according to the AP:
Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Cecilia Barreda says housing assignments are routinely reviewed because the jail’s population constantly changes. That created an opportunity to house juveniles together.
I guess someone’s missing his fortress of masturbation-tude now. Oh, you don’t know what you’ve got, till it’s gone. But, in all seriousness, Nick’s very happy now. I hear there’s nothing quite like spooning at shiv point. It’s breathtaking almost.