Hulk Hogan really, REALLY shouldn’t have made the whole ‘God’s will’ comment about John Graziano

June 20th, 2008 // 322 Comments

The Graziano family has released video footage of John Graziano’s daily rehabilitation in the hospital. We’ve all known he’s been in a coma and has a hole in a head, but no one mentioned how freaking huge the hole is. The footage appeared on Nancy Grace midweek with the hole pixelated and, well, uh, I just saw the unpixelated version. It’s goddamn insane and really puts Hulk Hogan’s “God wants John in a coma to make him a better person” comment in a whole other light. A bright, bleached, asinine “Wow, what a dick” light. No wonder the Hulk got death threats from John’s brother. In fact, I’m about to give him a death threat:

Terry… you cocksucka… I will pee in your moustache… all your money won’t help you now… unless you buy a moustache shield… um… sucker of cocks, Luke, I’m your father.

Go easy on me. It’s my first time.

WARNING: Uncensored video after the jump contains disturbing images unless you’re the sort of person who finds gaping head wounds divine.

Thanks to The Builder for the tip. I hope those permits come through.

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    dear lord is head resembles a cracked egg with the yolk all gone..

  2. If this is even a little close to the reality, well just pull the plug on the kid, let him go.

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  13. And for Nick. If the sentence was the maximum for whatever he was acused of, he should serve it and no more. Everyone seems to be getting their emotions in the way and basically want Nick to rot in Hell (which would not be a bad idea.) but until John dies naturally from injuries sustained from the wreck (not being in stable condition and then the family pulling the plug), Nick can only be charged with (I guess) DWI, reckless endangerment, street racing, and whatever else.

  14. a bad idea.) but until John dies naturally from injuries sustained from the wreck (not being in stable condition and then the family pulling the plug), Nick can only be charged with (I guess) DWI, reckless endangerment, street racing, and whatever else.

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  19. To all the people saying it’s Fake… it might not be!
    There was a boy in my highschool class who got his arm caught in some kind of tractor part, and it basically slammed him into the ground over and over until a large (and I mean that large) portion of his head was gone. A few months later tho he was back in school just wearing a special helmet to protect his brain.

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