On the bright side, no one ended up with a gaping hole in their face. Via TMZ:
Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident last night in downtown Los Angeles.
He was coming back from a charity event to raise money for an organization called Keep It On The Track that teaches people to drive safely.
Seriously, who the fuck invited Nick Hogan to an event about safe driving? Because there’s no way anyone who’s not a blood relative legitimately said “Oh, yeah, that kid learned his lesson.” I even got drunk and tried once and the only thing I could muster was Nick Hogan possibly feeling a small pang of remorse if John Graziano had borrowed his Wii and never returned it. Even then we’re talking five, maybe six, seconds of regret, maybe.