Nick Hogan is still a f-cking idiot

November 30th, 2009 // 57 Comments

On the bright side, no one ended up with a gaping hole in their face. Via TMZ:

Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident last night in downtown Los Angeles.
He was coming back from a charity event to raise money for an organization called Keep It On The Track that teaches people to drive safely.

Seriously, who the fuck invited Nick Hogan to an event about safe driving? Because there’s no way anyone who’s not a blood relative legitimately said “Oh, yeah, that kid learned his lesson.” I even got drunk and tried once and the only thing I could muster was Nick Hogan possibly feeling a small pang of remorse if John Graziano had borrowed his Wii and never returned it. Even then we’re talking five, maybe six, seconds of regret, maybe.

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  1. Dr. Phil

    Reached for comment, John Graziano said:

    “…………………….v…………………….o…………………….i…………………….d…………………….”

  2. Agnes Peabody

    This is like inviting David Hasslehoff out for one beer.

  3. Sport

    worthless fuck.

  4. hpeszti

    I hope Nick fucking dies in a slow and agonizing death…and this is not a bible study sessions, so I don’t think forgive and forgets gonna work for poor John Graziano…

  5. Jillia

    Ok, first of all, as much as I think he’s a douchebag, it doesn’t specify who’s fault it is. He could have gotten rear-ended by someone else (insert funny ass-raping joke here).

    Second, that’s pretty fucking ironic that he got into an accident on his way home from a charity event promoting safe driving. Nick Hogan=FAIL

  6. It's Me Fuckers

    I honestly think we should put Paris, Lindsay, the Hoff, his ex wife, the entire Hogan family and respective fuck buddies in a large limo or bus and give Nick Hogan and the Hoff a few hours to party and put Nick behind the wheel to drive them across the US… good fun to be had by all. We can even make a REALITY show out of it!

  7. See Alice

    Worthless Human .

  8. SO RIGHT

    Ahhh the irony. I think Nick should start taking cabs.

  9. meee

    what a piece of shit

  10. Courtyardpigeon

    Hands down the oldest looking 20 year old I’ve ever seen in my life. This kid looks like he’s 45. That being said, he’s a worthless cluster of atoms.

  11. KRIS DAVES

    The judge took his license away for something like 4 years. How is he driving!!!!!

  12. Irony –> Tastes like bitter if you’re living it but really funny if another person is suffering from it.

  13. HOGANS ARE WHITE TRASH

    The same people who gave Hulk Hogan the Father of the Year award are the very same people who invited Nick Hogan to the event about safe driving.

  14. Jay Popeski

    Nick Hogan is NOT a fucking idiot. I know him and he’s a good man. Now leave him the fuck alone, morons.

  15. STLchick

    @15 Well, if Nick is a “good man” then he really hides it well. After what he caused to a friend he should be working 24/7 at hospitals, hospices, etc., for brain injured people. He should be working side by side with Jimmy Carter building homes with Habitat for Humanity. He should be working for the Red Cross to assist people in crisis around the world. Or better yet….tell the “good man” to serve his country and join the military as his betters have done. Until he proves himself to the world as a “good man” all we will see is the douche bag rich boy waste of human flesh that he shows whenever he appears in public. As a Christian I am supposed to forgive but I am not Christ so I don’t forgive….and I am not alone. As far as I can see this boil on the butt of humanity should rot in Hell for not only what he did to John but for his beyond belief comments when he thought he was speaking in private. We got a window into his soul and the evil therein was horrific. These people would not know dignity, character and class if it ran up and bit them on the butt. Shame, shame on the whole lot….

  16. Another reader

    Well said STLchick

  17. Nick Hogan needs to be body slammed.

  18. Nick Hogan needs to be body slammed.

  19. sara

    Look at him…enjoying life while his old buddy is missing his fuckin forehead…

    i dont think i could live with myself, much less let myself be photographed out smiling everywhere…i mean have fun i guess but don’t let the world know it….

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  21. GIP

    Has the Hulk ever done a DNA test to confirm that this guy is really his son?

  22. John

    stupid bastard practically killed a guy. Rot in jail!

  23. Jake

    ass-clown

  24. John

    #15 is Nick’s butt-boy

  25. Smh

    Someone get this guy a personal driver.

  26. CLASSIC_LIMERICK_MAN

    Nick Hogan

    There once lived a Hogan most heinous
    Who crippled his friend and inflamed us
    Spent some time in the pen
    With a lot of close friends
    And now needs to drawstring his anus

  27. Eye4Eye

    An eye for an eye. Nick should have a gaping fucking huge hole in his head and be comatose.

  28. asdf

    What is he going to do for the rest of his life? Reality T.V. ate another soal. Why is terry cutting himself and sagging all over the place when he could have bowed out gracefully. People to pay off?. Lots of propecia and rogain for his son’s?

  29. RtSS

    Ode to Nick Hogan…

    Plesas stay ot of the public view, you are almost a murder. (Manslaughter).

    If you have any dignity whatsofever, you would commit a publicly “well know” suicide.

    Nick Hogan what yuo did was wrong. If I get the chance, and off you a ride in my car, You will end up in the same way. I promise you that.

    Nick Hogan, you need to do the right thing, commit suicide in public, take your self out of the human race. A nice fully loaded .44 magmamum to the temple would be a nice qick way for you to go. Gas/Methane fumes from one of your running rippingin sports cars would be nice in a closed garage. Or a hose form your tiailpipe into the dirving comparment would be a perferct balance of justice.

    Please, Nick, consider all of these. You deserver it. Cease your life!!! Cease your life NOW!!!

  30. Plesas stay ot of the public view, you are almost a murder. (Manslaughter).

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  33. LPB

    Pursue the angle on who invited him; I think there’s plenty of humor to be mined there.

    Who runs that outfit, for example?

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  37. Dr.Death

    Can’t wait to read about this fucks death on The Superficial……..

  38. stupid bastard practically killed a guy. Rot in jail!

  39. stupid bastard practically killed a guy. Rot in jail!

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