Nick Hogan getting an awesome birthday present: Transfer into the general prison population! SWEET!

July 22nd, 2008 // 53 Comments

Nick Hogan/Bollea turns 18 on Sunday, and it looks like he’s all set to receive a special birthday corn-holing. Dreams do come true! TMZ reports:

Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved to an adult facility on Sunday, aka his 18th birthday. It’s an open dormitory type of setting where he’ll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.

If Nick’s lucky, he remembered some wrestling moves his dad taught him. Particularly the “Take Lots of Roids to Shrink your Nuts” maneuver. That way you can get hit there all day and won’t feel a thing. I don’t exactly know how that’ll prevent the butt sex, but I’ve completely tapped all my interest in Nick’s well being. So, who wants donuts?

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  1. zz

    He looks so old in that photo… I cant beleive he is only 18
    He looks around 45 … Jeez

  2. Aaron

    This is stupid. I live in Hillsborough County. Right next to Pinellas County where Nick is being housed. I’ve been to jail in both countys.

    First off he is in Jail. Not maximum security prison. Rape doesn’t happen in jail. Fuckin idiots. He probably won’t even get into a fight, that rarely happens in jail. Most people hes being housed with are probably awaiting sentencing, they aren’t going to do something stupid to him in jail that is going to make thier sentencing worse when that comes.

    I don’t feel bad for him he deserves to be in jail, but get real you morons. Jail and county time are laid back operations. Jail and Prison are two totally different worlds.

  3. Dave

    who really gives 2 flying f(((s about what happens to Nick ?

    a) hes a tool
    b) hes a tool
    c) hes teh hulks son, making him… yes.. you got it, a TOOL
    d) hes gonna get bumfúcked everyday for the next year
    e) hes a tool

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