Nick Hogan continues to bring shame to his family (If that’s even possible.)

January 19th, 2009 // 68 Comments

Here’s Nick Hogan at Sundance personifying the term “assclown.” This kid definitely had some shit happen to him in prison. Otherwise, I don’t know how to explain his obvious crush on Eminem that somehow still landed him a girl. No, no, keep listening to your iPod, Nick. Your outfit’s totally sealing the deal here. Read: You’re getting your wallet stolen, Elton John’s bleached love child.

Photos: Fame

  1. Nick Hogan is shitstain

    Short dumpy legs with M.C. Hammer pants! He looks RETARDED!

    What a shitstain MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  2. LIMERICK_MAN_LOVES_YOU

    Nick Hogan

    There once lived a Hogan most heinous
    Who crippled his friend and inflamed us
    Spent time in the pen
    With a lot of close friends
    And now needs to drawstring his anus

  3. Sushi

    He SHOULD be in prison for LIFE! Just for wearing that shit he should get 5 years!

  4. Maria

    HE LOOKS SO GAY>>>>>>THINKS HE LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!!! LOL

  5. Maria

    HE LOOKS SO GAY>>>>>>THINKS HE LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!!! LOL

  6. Maria

    HE LOOKS SO GAY>>>>>>THINKS HE LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!!! LOL

  7. Maria

    HE LOOKS SO GAY>>>>>>THINKS HE LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!!! LOL

  8. Your Mom

    WIGGER !!!! WIGGER !!!! WIGGER !!!! WIGGER !!!!

    Nothing makes me sicker than a goddamn wigger!

  9. M.C. Hammer

    I want my pants back you lil cracker ass punk!!!

  10. T-Mon

    What a fuckhead. Listening to you’re lame-ass IPod when you’re with your girl… damn.
    Girl, kick him some taste for clothing in his head en throw his ipod out the window. Clearly he needs a mother more than a girlfriend

  11. HEY PUNKS
    I HATE ALL THE COMMENTS. HOLY SHIT

    NICK HOGAN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOY IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I HATE thesuperficial.com !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NICK HOGAN IS = HOTTEST!!!!!!!!!!

    HIS BODY IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT

    HIS FACE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HES AMAZING AND TALENTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ———

    i hate all the commentsssssssssssssssssssssssssss your stramp bitchhhhhhhhhhh

  12. J. Jonah Hexas Texas

    Worthless, talentless, petulant, spoiled, moronic, boring ass clown. Aspiring to new heights of douchebaggery and cheesedickery. Fucking loser through and through. When the HELL is the media going to start ignoring the D and E list crowd? Sundance has been nothing but full of losers like that. Where’s the George Clooneys of the world? Oh yeah, they’re too busy getting laid on their yachts and don’t need to walk up and down the street repeatedly to get a little attention. Because they’re already made and know it. The paparazzi clowns are so far beneath the true stars of Hollywood, it’s not even funny.

  13. kayla

    Nick is sooooo hot fuck what you people say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. j hill

    i’m just a knobody from england who repairs cars earning $450 a week and i look better dressed than nick!

  15. j hill

    i would look hot if i had millions.nick is living every mans dream.i hope hes gratefull to his dad?

  16. Troy

    nick is a supercharged faggot not worth a dime nor is his family they are selfish trash including his fat momma and sister and has been father

  17. kayla is nick in disguise

    BECAUSE NOBODY THINKS NICK IS HOT……..HES SHIT AND BUTT FUCKING UGLY!

  18. People wouldn’t bat an eye and a black dress, but come in white Nic supposed to know better.

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