Nick Hogan continues to bring shame to his family (If that’s even possible.)

January 19th, 2009 // 68 Comments

Here’s Nick Hogan at Sundance personifying the term “assclown.” This kid definitely had some shit happen to him in prison. Otherwise, I don’t know how to explain his obvious crush on Eminem that somehow still landed him a girl. No, no, keep listening to your iPod, Nick. Your outfit’s totally sealing the deal here. Read: You’re getting your wallet stolen, Elton John’s bleached love child.

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  1. veggi

    Weird. It’s almost like he’s missing some part of his brain.

  2. michelle

    um, wtf is he supposed to be? he looks like a court jester minus the hat with bells at the tip. =/

  3. Joelle

    Jail clearly messed him up… But what’s her excuse?

  4. Joelle

    Jail clearly messed him up…. but what’s her excuse?

  5. YEP FOLKS, there is indeed a way to DEMOLISH this person mentally.
    …………………………call me for advice!!

  6. promey

    I thought Jamie Kennedy was going as a clown to sundown

  7. promey

    I thought Jamie Kennedy was going as a clown to sundance

  8. billabong021

    My girlfriend would bust my balls if I listened to my ipod while I was with her..

  9. What a douchebag.

  10. What a douchebag.

  11. What a douchebag.

  12. @8 The ipod should be the least of her concerns if you left the house looking like this. It would help distract from everyone laughing at you though.

  13. haybeav

    Is that the deaf chick from Weeds?!?!?!

  14. Timmy

    This wigger screams cascading levels of douche…and tuning out your company on your IPOD…I have no words.

  15. Timmy

    This wigger screams cascading levels of douche…and tuning out your company on your IPOD…I have no words.

  16. Deacon Jones

    i smellllll BACON!!

  17. ToTellTheTruth

    He got fucked in the ass by a big black guy named Leroy….now he thinks he’s a “brother”…

  18. JJ Daddy-O

    Notice how his girlfriend looks kind of like his sister? Kind of creepy…

  19. nick's old cell mates

    this chick must be so desperate it’s sad. As you can clearly see, he has zero interest in her at all. He’s checking his ipod for the latest vids from here at cell block 4. We’re waiting for the return of our ‘little buttercup’. Tell him LaRon says what’s up, dawg!

  20. b

    I guess this what happens after you get Fucked by some nigger dicks in prison.

  21. the Commish

    FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?

    This is exactly like that time when the farmer had big time dreams of leaving his family’s farm and becoming an international super star in the field of rap. He was spitting hot fire until the aliens showed up and ruined his cornfield. His buds from the ‘hood all rolled up but somebody’s shoes got scuffed and they weren’t having any of that. Everybody busted a cap up in each other and the president made sure to send flowers to all their bitches & ho’s.

    The aliens were cool with this newfound way of solving issues and partied all day with the farmers & rappers.

  22. Turd Ferguson

    If I were Hulk, I would beat the shit out of this moron.

    Why do people feel the need to wear clown clothes in public without performing?

  23. Mike

    This wigger is doing the same thing as the rest of us, waiting on his check from Obama, so leave him the fuck alone.

  24. dragon43078

    Thats not Nick hogan….Its Ali G!!!

  25. Dee

    Jesus, you think after turning his ‘friend’ into a vegetable this asshole would keep a low profile. What a disgrace to humans.

  26. Newcastle

    As if this guy needs anymore attention. What a fucking toolbag.

  27. Ian

    Is he auditioning for Malibu’s Most Wanted 2?

  28. T-Dawg 30

    Fuck, he’s the real life manifestation of Bud Bundy’s Grandmaster B.

    If only these photos could be sent back to 1990; Vanilla Ice would be somewhat vindicated today. Maybe.

  29. T-Dawg30

    Fuck, He’s the real life manifestation of Bud Bundy’s Grandmaster B.

    If only these photos could be sent back to 1990; Vanilla Ice would be somewhat vindicated today. Maybe.

  30. T-Dawg30

    Also, It looks like somebody decided to show off their Christmas presents.

    Jealous?

  31. Mo

    People wouldnt bat an eye to a black person dressing like this, but come on Nic your white you are supposed to know better. Idiot.

  32. freeside

    assclown

  33. Kaiser

    Dear Nick,

    what’s your problem? Insulting every professional clown out there by dressing like this for free? Is it beacause you only had dicks for dinner in prison?

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  35. Cali love

    If any of you had any idea about the clothing industry you would understand what exactly he is wearing. Yes it is total
    “THUG” style but the jacket is a technine ( http://technine.com/ Which the TN logo stands for). Technine is a snowboard based company out of Colorado that appeals to the young white kid that is into the baggy fitting garments on and off the mountain. And since he is in utah i am sure there is tons of snowboard apparel like technine .

    everyone should stop hating so hard and let him be.

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    up.

  36. Birdman

    I didnt know Tanya Harding was able to go out of the house these days…

  37. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN

    SHE’S WITH HIM FOR THE MONEY DUH ITS SOOOOO OBVIOUS. SUCKS TO BE CELEB CUZ NO ONE LIKES WHO YOU REALLY ARE JUST WANTS YOUR MONEY AND A LITTLE TAIL IF YOURE HOT BUT TRUST ME I BET EVEN BRAD PITT IS BORED WITH ANGELINA JOLIE JUST LIKE HE GOT BORED WITH JENNIFER ANISTON. MIRANDA KERR, KATY PERRY, JESSICA ALBA…. THEY ALL CAN GET BORING. ONCE YOUVE SEEN A GIRL NAKED ENOUGH TIMES THE MYSTERY IS GONE AND ITS HARD TO GET OFF AS EASILY WITH THEM ANYMORE

  38. Bo Babbyo

    What kind of dickhole listens to his iPod while holding hands with — well — I’m ASSUMING that’s his girlfriend. Same goes for those constant cellphone-talkers.

  39. G Taylor

    There’s nothing so funny as a rich White boy trying to dress “ghetto” because they always fuck it up!

    Look at this clown! Either his mirror’s broken, or he just has no idea.

    I know, he’s clueless, right?

  40. BM

    Did he get a nose job?

  41. BM

    YES I THINK HE DID GET A NOSEJOB! I looked through his older pics from this site!

  42. Jill

    That girl looks like my uncle Gary.
    Nick must miss his jail love buddies.

  43. I just threw up and it looked better than this picture

  44. me

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Hulk Hogan’s penis and gets muscular from the steroids

  45. wiitastic

    that bitch got her boots at Payless. clearly he can’t do any better than the trailer park.

  46. Punk Hogan

    Nick “the Eunoch” Hogan will never be a real man, but no one expects a fairy to man up anyway.

    So, let’s see, he’s the pup of a famous wrestler, turned a guy into a vegetable and took numerous cocks up his ass. That’s what he’s famous for.

    Punk Hogan, son of Hulk Hogan.

    Someone kill him already.

  47. me

    Nevermind my post # 44, I’m just obsessed with little fairy weenie like the inchworm Nick fucks me with.

  48. Joeness

    Payless wow she’s a high class girl….who is this girl???

  49. Joeness

    Payless wow she’s a high class girl….who is this girl???

  50. Missy Wu

    He looks like Elvis in his last days with those glasses on and that heavy look to him.

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