First Paris Hilton gets punched in the face and now I stumble upon this leaked clip from House of Carters? You can’t see my face, but there’s a single tear of happiness rolling down my cheek right now.
NOTE: If you are entertaining any thoughts of not watching the video, squash them. Squash them hard and now and with the fury of a thousand angry bees.
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The Gilbs | October 4, 2006 at 12:42 pm
That was awesome!!
Star Maker Machinery | October 4, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Holy shit these two queens are insane! This show looks like some funny shit.
Brain Embolism | October 4, 2006 at 12:42 pm
It’s a “reality show”, that shit is all scripted.
sabalon | October 4, 2006 at 12:42 pm
These people are who and I should care why?
mrs.t | October 4, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Do they know they’re not black? And the whole fucking family has to race on so that they don’t slap each other to death?
My hat’s off to Paris; at least she was working to eradicate both of these hilrious wiggers with her super-viral-poonani.
mrs.t | October 4, 2006 at 12:44 pm
*hilarious-hard to type when in awesomeness-induced shock.
shell | October 4, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Do you blame Aaron for not wanting Paris cooties spit on him?
@5…That’s what I was going to say. Why does he turn black when they start getting into it.
johnq | October 4, 2006 at 12:48 pm
they should stop with all the fake rage, oil up, and start humping each other. it’s clearly what they both want. enough with the intervening girl.
replicunt | October 4, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Now, I can finally die happy.
commissioner | October 4, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Wonder if this goes on in the Holmes-Cruise household?
CelebSlam.com | October 4, 2006 at 12:52 pm
no pulling hair? Call me surprised
http://www.celebslam.com
Bioplant | October 4, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Remember how tiny Nick was when he was rockin’ with the Backstreet Boys?
He better chillax, yo, ‘cuz Aaron gonna hit pubizzle and have himself a mofo growth spurt. Then come back, and fuck that bitch up.
Eye-Dish Lass | October 4, 2006 at 12:57 pm
OK, so the cameras are just randomly rolling when Nick is trying to sleep, but disturbed in bed by Aaron’s music…another camera just HAPPENS to be rolling with Dobie Gillis having a seizure in the “studio.” It is SOOOOOOOOOO fake. As fake as Wigger Wiggerstein #1 fighting with Wigger Wiggerman #2. And hello?! Don’t we ALL have that pose of Paris?!
Bioplant | October 4, 2006 at 12:57 pm
And one more thing: Screech has a bigger dick than Wilmer Valderllama.
WD-40 | October 4, 2006 at 12:58 pm
That’s gold Jerry.
GOLD!
bogdana | October 4, 2006 at 12:59 pm
I feel instantly smarter tenfold after watching that circus.
MoreThanYou | October 4, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Just so we’re on the same page, by “leaked” you mean “sent to you to promote ‘House of Carters’,” right?
blossomaeh | October 4, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Oh man. That’s priceless.
Amy3000 | October 4, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Gee, Nick dosen’t sound the least bit bitter…not at all. Faggots, lol
mogirl69 | October 4, 2006 at 1:12 pm
why do these people have more money than me?
DansGirl | October 4, 2006 at 1:20 pm
That was sooooo done for the camera. Nick is gay.
PunjabPete | October 4, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Ah, little bitches…. Priceless…
Wigger wannabe fags…
simon134 | October 4, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Sounds like brothers to me!
I’d bitch slap my lil brother if he took out one of my ex-girlfriends. That’s fucked up!
And that is all probably scripted, it’s TV. That shit is never real.
BriBri | October 4, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Omg, I laughed so hard I cried.
I found it funny that they were talking all ghetto RIGHT up until the point that it got real serious then they got white. haha “Don’t spit in my face Nick!” lol
jes | October 4, 2006 at 1:33 pm
What’s really funny is watching it on mute and making up the words as you go along.
bouche | October 4, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Oh, that was loads of fun to watch!
why do they talk all black?
artmonkey3000 | October 4, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Who are these two wiggers and why are they still alive?
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | October 4, 2006 at 1:38 pm
They both suck, but that video would have been much better if Aaron got thrown down the stairs.
GiantSp | October 4, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Since when did Nick Carter become a bad caricature of Vince Vaughn doing a bad caricature of himself?
Italian Stallion | October 4, 2006 at 1:55 pm
LOFL…………..
That was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen besides Tom Cruise of course. His wrist flapped so much he was taken to the hospital afterwards for x-rays, you know what I’m saying, yo……….LOFL
orly | October 4, 2006 at 1:58 pm
@26: talk all black? Man, you’re an ass clown.
ishtar | October 4, 2006 at 2:01 pm
HAHAHAHA what losers…I def believe that Nick was violent…well maybe not, we ARE talking about parisite’s word…
defaultbunny | October 4, 2006 at 2:09 pm
wow. I almost considered NOT watching that. I am so glad I changed my mind. That was GOLD.
*single tear runs down cheek*
Christie | October 4, 2006 at 2:11 pm
WOW! Even if that was scripted…those writers did a good job making Nock and Aaron look like two little boys fighting over a toy in the sand box!
Too Funny! I love it!
sabbaroo | October 4, 2006 at 2:17 pm
It’s not a leaked clip, the entire pilot episode was put online by the show’s makers.
Holy Candy | October 4, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Nick was totally faux ghetto — I think he was channeling Tyra!
http://www.holycandy.com
cayla | October 4, 2006 at 2:21 pm
…but that’s how he beat shaq.
Jenna | October 4, 2006 at 2:26 pm
#28 – only if he got a drink poured on his head before being pushed down the stairs.
I wouldn’t get up to tell my little bro to turn the music down, but I would get up to tell him to quit dancing like a spastic dipshit on national television.
So Aaron went out with Paris…proof that Paris really does like 14 year old boys.
LilRach | October 4, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Darnit – i don’t have sound on my work computer! Still looks fucking halarious though!!
Nick Carter is an idiot – remember he did use to go out with Paris!
sirokai | October 4, 2006 at 2:29 pm
That was totally awesome, even though…
- everything made no sense whatsoever
- the camera work was just too “perfect”
- aaron dances like a mentally-challenged Gumby
- both of them sound like girls
- everyone in that house is pathetic
- I still don’t care one bit about them
combustion8 | October 4, 2006 at 2:34 pm
the smaller wigger got beat up by the larger wigger… who says these guys have no talent.
Prazzie | October 4, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Aaah, I remember when I was 13 and convinced I was going to marry that cute Nick Carter from Backstreet Boys. Lucky escape for me, I’d say.
I love what he does with his hands when he says “Yeah, but lemme tell you something real quick…” *classic!*
And his little brother: “Everytime you fight me, I run away from you!” He says it in an accusatory way, though. Why not just curl up on the floor and whimper?
I think I’ll like Howie D more now.
MollyPoo | October 4, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Wow. Apparently Aaron likes his brother’s sloppy seconds. There was the Playboy whore he was “engaged” to for about 3 seconds, and now we find out that first there was Parasite Hilton? Nice. Reaaaaal nice.
combustion8 | October 4, 2006 at 2:45 pm
@13 its called editing, editors are what make reality shows, those cameras run 24/7.
sirokai | October 4, 2006 at 2:52 pm
p.s. I guess a lot has happened in 2 years:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq7stKZ_HL0
theTruth | October 4, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Okay, I created a TypeKey account for the sole purpose for commenting on this page.
This is my response to the use of the word “wigger”. As you all know, the term refers to a person who talks or act in a way that references hip-hop culture. It’s the result of combining the words “white” or “wannabe” and “nigger”. That in itself makes the term “wigger” derogatory because of its reference to the word “nigger”. Also, its use implies that the speaker buys into stereotypes about how black people talk, act, etc. I know this is a celebrity gossip site and hardly the place for preaching about race issues, but this term has been used too frequently on this thread to ignore.
Say what you will about me and what I’ve posted. I’ve simply said what needed to be said.
I’ll step off my soapbox now.
cibby | October 4, 2006 at 3:13 pm
please Papa Smurf, let there be more to that video! ho ho ho!
LASmogProtection | October 4, 2006 at 3:15 pm
lol, this was just hilarious. 1)aaron dancing like a monkey 2)nick trying to talk like an angry black woman. 3)aaron likes to steal his brothers’ girlfriends
LASmogProtection | October 4, 2006 at 3:17 pm
yeah, and it does hint at being scripted – Nick glances furtively at the camera for a split second the moment he confronts aaron. seems to suggest that he’s already got his whole ‘ghetto’ speech memorized and figured out. then he executes it poorly.
dataBody | October 4, 2006 at 3:36 pm
“i never did anything with her, i never touched her” – what a superfluous fuckin statement, little carter’s homofied voice says it all.