Nick Bollea’s car crash victim opens his eyes

December 19th, 2007 // 43 Comments

John Graziano, the 22-year-old passenger in Hulk Hogan’s son Nick Bollea’s car the day it crashed, has opened his eyes and is semi-conscious, according to Tampa Bay’s 10 News:

He still can’t breathe without a machine and can’t speak, but recently, he has shown some signs of improvement.
Graziano leaned away from his mother as she tried to touch his face recently, she said.

Awesome. Now Hulk Hogan’s lawyers can get to work investigating why John Graziano’s lack of a seatbelt is a more heinous crime than drag-racing drunk. I even hear the Hulk is trying to pin his divorce on it as well. The only problem is no one has seen the seatbelt since the crash. Though my trusted sources within the Pentagon claim it was last spotted in the mountains of Afghanistan leading an Al Qaeda training camp.

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  1. The White Urkle

    I feel sorry for this guy. He made a poor judgement in friends though. I would sue the Hulks family for millions. And life time BJ’s from his manly daughter!

  2. Bigheadmike

    I hope American Gladiators is going to do good.
    Hulk is going to need some cash.

  3. veggi

    that’s good news.

    but I want to talk about funny, not sad..

    1.) Brit’s blog on her sisters pregnancy
    2.) Paris and the smurfs
    3.) Julia Roberts screaming at the pap video
    4.) drunken dance-off’s

  4. my comment

    Excellent news. I hope he recovers and sues those freaks of nature.

    Moral of the story?

    Stay away from white trash. They’re murder.

  5. Jaffo

    What they said in their statement was that the situation was made worse by the fact that he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. Don’t make the kid a saint because he got hurt worse than the Hogan kid and don’t make the Bolea family into monsters for speaking the truth. Was he wearing a seatbelt? No. Would his injuries have been less severe if he HAD BEEN? Yes. They were both being stupid, One got lucky and one didn’t…

  6. p0nk

    @6 so Jaffo, if you’re not wearing a seatbelt and i crash into your car at 120mph while blitzed out of my head, you’re just as much at fault?

  7. Why is Bulk Grogan and his retarded crowd of Z-Listers in the news? And better yet… Does the kid have a roid package like dad?

  8. Gerald_Tarrant

    I think the Hulkster should enlist the help of OJ. Afterall OJ hasn’t spent one idle moment since he was acquitted of murder looking for the real killer. Imagine the ratings, Hulk and OJ tag team against evil.

  9. loveme

    what a hunk, i hear has a profile at MeetVegetables.com. A lot of coma patients do.

  10. Jaffo

    No @7, but you don’t get a free pass for not wearing it either. There is no reason to ignore the fact that he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt. Hell, the police even cite people like him after the accident for the infraction a lot of the time. In most states it’s the law that you must be wearing your seatbelt. Not wearing a seatbelt is idiotic. It’s just that simple. Seatbelts help keep you from being a drooling veggie when you wreck. If he had been wearing it, he might not be the mess he is right now…

  11. I read that he opened his eyes, saw Brooke Hogan, and had a seizure.

  12. Shallo Val

    11- I’m with you on that one. I don’t care if I’m not driving, I’m wearing a belt. ONLY DOUCHEBAGS FOREGO SEATBELTS.

    And the ones that I know who don’t wear seatbelts….well….they’re bonafide douchebags. Just look carefully, and you’ll find something douchie about them.

  13. sigh

    Posted by Scoop “Does the kid have a roid package like dad?”

    I’ve had it with non-facts about roids. Yes roids shrink your balls. However, your balls return to normal size once you stop taking steroids. No, roids DO NOT shrink your penis. Your penis is as big and as small as it is ever going to get once you finish growing.

  14. Superevil

    #10 you sonofabitch you beat me to it.

  15. Suzanne

    I wonder if he wore a seatbelt when he was riding around Iraq and terrorizing innocent civilians?

  16. D. Richards (Fool.)

    I’m just so glad that the guy opened his eyes for Hulk-Son’s conscious. I know that this whole debacle has been on Nicky’s mind day-in, and day-out.

    You know Nicko was so thrilled when he saw his friends eyes open. Through the din of the resperator and the beaping pulse machine, John Graziano opened his eyes to an awaiting Son-of Hulk.

    Right. Nick Bollea Doesn’t give-a fuck about his ‘friend’. The only thing the bastard understands is jail time. Which he isn’t going to have to serve because his daddy is lame-ass Hulk Hogan. He almost killed a guy. Graziano’s body’s smashed. The guy is just begining to wake up from a coma after two or three months. He wasn’t wearing his seatbelt! Man, what a piece-of shit that boy is. Pro drifter..

  17. veggi

    oooOOOoooo, number 10! I hope you wear your seatbelt on the bus ride to hell!! f
    unny/terrible/funny/terrible

  18. D. Richards (Scum.)

    #10? Why didn’t I think of that? Hilarious. Keep-up the great work! Yes.

  19. Ted from LA

    I heard he also spoke! Hulk’s wife was standing above him when he opened his eyes. He then spoke three little words… “Pull the plug.”

  20. Gerald_Tarrant

    I hear Buck saw the Bride’s profile on #10s advertised website, that’s where Tarantino got the inspiration for the scene in Kill Bill.

  21. mcbeef

    Who

    Gives

    A

    Fuck

  22. mike

    Karma, baby. Bet he thought he was a real tough guy parading around with his rifle. Maybe now that he opened his eyes he can interrogate a bedpan.

  23. Ript1&0

    Morning.
    I just read the comments from last night. Ok, yeah, I actually sifted through them until I got to the good stuff. You know who you are. (Thank you!)

    But can I get all serious on your asses for a second? Of course I can. I have opinions, genuinely. And today I’m feeling like being on the level with you.

  24. Ript1&0

    My opinion about this car crash/coma =

    1) As for the victim, if it were ME in a coma like that, I would not want to go on. I know you guys don’t know me in real life, but this will have to suffice as my Do Not Recessitate request for now.

    2) I don’t think Nick should be in jail. Having your best friend be in a coma and knowing it was directly your fault is punishment enough.

  25. JP

    I’m all for making fun of the Hogans. I’m all for criticizing people who don’t wear seatbelts. However, I have to draw the line for people criticizing Graziano for having served in Iraq or labelling him a war criminal or anything like that. The people doing it think they are funny, and maybe they usually are, but in this case, it’s just not funny at all. If you weren’t cowering behind your computers, I would personally kick all of your asses. And I could, trust me. Unless you are female, in which case I would mount you and skip the foreplay and lube.

  26. JP's former girlfriend

    Sweetie that’s not much of a threat – your idea of foreplay (tit sucking like an infant) was always creepy, and we used lube because you never made me wet. Just threaten to have sex with the females here, and trust me, they’ll get queasy enough.

  27. Real Marine

    @27-Graziano had a dishonorable discharge. That particular detail didn’t come out until after the media had played out the “war hero/victim” fantasy. Read a little before you point fingers.

  28. Suzanne's Conscience

    “I wonder if he wore a seatbelt when he was riding around Iraq and terrorizing innocent civilians?”

    Shame on you.

  29. Jaffo

    I agree that bringing Iraq into this in any way is typical of the chickenshit posters here. Enjoy your freedom, cowards…

  30. Rachel

    I agree with these last comments. We should close our eyes and simply pretend that we didn’t unilaterally invade a country, destroy it, and cause the deaths of tens of thousands of civilians unlucky enough to be living there. Especially since we have to concentrate on bombing Iran.

    It’s you people who have no shame. FUCK YOU.

  31. me

    Goddamnit, I was hoping for another Schiavo-veggie. shit!

    But for the record, I find Brooke decently hot, and I want to tear her a new asshole with my mountain of a cock. Nightly.

  32. Truth doctor

    “We should close our eyes and simply pretend that we didn’t unilaterally invade a country”

    Unilaterally, with 31 other nations.

    “destroy it”

    It’s in far better shape now than it’s ever been in. Ask anybody from Iraq – you know, somebody who actually knows something about it.

    “and cause the deaths of tens of thousands of civilians unlucky enough to be living there”

    Tens of thousands??!? Source or gtfo.

    “Especially since we have to concentrate on bombing Iran.”

    We’re currently bombing Iran? Did you just make something up again? Come on, you can admit it, be a big girl.

    Liberals: Never let the truth get in the way of an anti-Bush opinion.
    or
    Liberal females: Wastes of perfectly good vaginas.

  33. lehcaR

    “It’s you people who have no shame. FUCK YOU.”

    Your brain is obviously suffering from oxygen deprivation. Turn off “Countdown,” log off the Daily Kos, and get some fresh air.

  34. Rachel

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  35. Ryan

    “Ask anybody from Iraq – you know, somebody who actually knows something about it”

    Wow, he nailed her reaction (and lack of facts) perfectly. bravo truth dude!

  36. Ben

    Not to get back on topic or anything…but holy shit that guy looks GAY! Is that why he was kicked out of the military?

  37. Rachel

    Ryan make sure you get a good angle to breathe while sucking Truth Doctor’s cock. You seem a little eager.

  38. Fair enough – I did some searching and found one boy who’s DELIGHTED that the U.S. invaded. But by all means don’t click the link, pussies. It doesn’t lead to foxnews.com, so you might get all scared and confused.

  39. Rachel's Better Nature

    “Ryan make sure you get a good angle to breathe while sucking Truth Doctor’s cock.”

    Why the homophobia?

  40. …………………………………………………….Don’t expect much!!

  41. Well, he’s so gay. LOL http://www.Femmate.com doesn’t leave anyone alone.

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