Nick Lachey Doesn’t Miss ‘Playing Grab-Ass’ With Joe Simpson

May 8th, 2013 // 14 Comments
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Nick Lachey was on Watch What Happens Live last night where during a round of “Plead The Fifth” Andy Cohen asked him what’s the best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law anymore? While his brother Drew had a more broad answer, Nick went right for the jugular or whatever that vein on a penis is called. Wangular artery? I’m going with wangular artery. Via The Dish:

“Can I answer this for him?” said Drew. “EVERYTHING!”
But Nick didn’t have any problems with answering himself — no pleading the Fifth for this boybander.
“Umm… I don’t have to play grab-ass under the table on Easter Sunday!”

Considering Jessica Simpson’s mom planned a goddamn murder/suicide after finding out Joe was gay their entire marriage, this probably wasn’t the most tactful approach, but then again neither is getting your anus groped on the most important day of Jesus’ fictional life. That’s like molesting someone the day Batman’s parents were shot. Show some respect, alright?


  1. Does Easter really qualify as a day of Jesus’ life?

  2. “Ain’t no invisible man gonna get in the way of my grab-assing.”

  3. Little Jimmy

    He’s said he hasn’t spoken to any of the Simpsons for over 5 years, so I’m guessing there’s not much of anything he misses about that eff’d up bunch.

  4. Looks like a pretty sweet ass lite-brite Lachey has got behind him there.

  5. ace11

    But Nick enjoys grabbing that Fillipina Gold diggers ass?

  6. skunk

    isnt the host gay

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