Nick Jonas Having Sex Broke The Internet

The Jonas Brothers used to be a squeaky clean pop band who wore purity rings and were terrified of girls. Now they’re grabbing their dicks, doing whatever the hell it is Joe Jonas does with his time, and fucking on camera for TV shows. Which brings us to Nick Jonas’ sex scene for Kingdom where he – *snorts* – I’m sorry, he – *pbbfttt* – plays an MMA fighter – BAHAHAHAA! – who’s addicted to sex. And might be gay!

When a fan asked Jonas if he would ever consider doing a nude scene for a project, the performer revealed, “Oh, I just did a lot of nudity.” He added, “Yeah, there was like three or four sex scenes [in ‘Kingdom’].” Jonas also hinted that his character may be questioning his sexual orientation in future episodes. He explained, “Another little thing is my character has a big storyline… revolving around his sexuality.”

So there you have it. The Jonas Brothers are filming sex scenes and basically coming out of the closet which means a dragon with the head of a goat should bathe this world in fire any minute now. Or is there still a seal left to break? Because I’m pretty sure this covers it. – *flips through Revelation* – Yup, right here. Jonas Brothers fucking. – *snaps Bible shut* – What? Why do you need to see it? You don’t trust me?

WARNING: These are NSFW. Obviously.

UPDATE: And the Vine’s are gone, so here’s a YouTube clip until that gets pulled, too, and I stop updating these. I’m not your mom.

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