Nick Jonas Replacing Iggy Azalea At Pittsburgh Pride Event

Because apparently the secret to her ass is homophobic rubber, Iggy Azalea cancelled her performance at the Pittsburgh “Pride In The Streets” event and will now be replaced by Nick Jonas who I’m assuming said the words, “Eh, who I’m kidding?” then ran down the street waving the check like he found the golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. And, no, that wasn’t a butt sex joke. — Until now! Haha, the chocolate’s poop! *blows kazoo, tosses confetti in the air, smiles on the outside but inside wonders what the hell I’m doing with my life, I mean really doing with it*

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