Nick Carter Got Drunk And Tried To Fight A Bouncer, He Lost

Not to be confused with Aaron Carter, his meth head little brother/proto-Bieber who needs to learn that Hilary Duff is mine now, all mine, Nick Carter is the one from the Backstreet Boys, which explains why everything happened here exactly as did. TMZ reports:

Bar workers say they REFUSED to serve the guys [Nick Carter and Michael Papayans] — and then kicked ‘em out when they became angry with the bartenders. That’s when things got violent.
Witnesses and staff told cops one of the guys tried to sucker punch an employee — Papayans headbutted the bar manager — and then Carter grabbed a bouncer BY THE THROAT!!
So, what happens when you try to fight the bar? The bar wins.
Cops say when they arrived on scene both guys were already restrained by staffers — and Papayans had blood all over his hands, face and knees.

As of this post, Nick Carter is still in custody and presumably learning the true meaning of “Backstreet’s back,” which is not alright because it’s buttsex. I’m talking about prison buttsex. Cutting edge of comedy, folks. Coming up next, Polish people. That’s not a knee!

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