“Did that mothafucka just say Nick Cannon?”
Yes, I did.
Because sex lists are all the rage these days, Nick Cannon was asked to name at least five celebrities he’s slept with during a Power 106 interview. And because he has a new album coming out on Tuesday, he actually answered the question and reminded everybody he banged Kim Kardashian. Via Page Six:
“Mariah Carey,” he starts. “Christina Milian, Nicole Scherzinger, Selita Ebanks … oh, Kim Kardashian!”
“I didn’t know that Kim Kardashian thing,” Big Boy says. “I just forgot.”
“You just forgot because it’s been a lot of people since me,” Cannon replies with a laugh. “She’s a great girl though! Her and her family are some of the most incredible people I’ve ever met in my life.”
If you’re wondering where the hell that last sentence came from, have I mentioned Kris Jenner can appear anywhere at anytime wielding The Soulpiercer? Kris Jenner can appear anywhere at anytime wielding The Soulpiercer. Which is why I always line my doorways with Morton’s Salt. Morton’s: When It Rains It Pours. And Stops Necromancers.