Remember When Nick Cannon Banged Kim Kardashian? You Do Now

March 28th, 2014 // 38 Comments
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“Did that mothafucka just say Nick Cannon?”
Yes, I did.

Because sex lists are all the rage these days, Nick Cannon was asked to name at least five celebrities he’s slept with during a Power 106 interview. And because he has a new album coming out on Tuesday, he actually answered the question and reminded everybody he banged Kim Kardashian. Via Page Six:

“Mariah Carey,” he starts. “Christina Milian, Nicole Scherzinger, Selita Ebanks … oh, Kim Kardashian!”
“I didn’t know that Kim Kardashian thing,” Big Boy says. “I just forgot.”
“You just forgot because it’s been a lot of people since me,” Cannon replies with a laugh. “She’s a great girl though! Her and her family are some of the most incredible people I’ve ever met in my life.”

If you’re wondering where the hell that last sentence came from, have I mentioned Kris Jenner can appear anywhere at anytime wielding The Soulpiercer? Kris Jenner can appear anywhere at anytime wielding The Soulpiercer. Which is why I always line my doorways with Morton’s Salt. Morton’s: When It Rains It Pours. And Stops Necromancers.

Photos: FameFlynet, Splash News

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  1. Swearin

    All I took from this is that if you have a modicum of charisma and somehow get on a TV show, incredibly hot women will at some point bang you. It’s called the Seacrest Principle.

    • Incredibly hot women AND Kim Kardashian.

    • Hot women banging…Seacrest. I understand the fundamentals of your principle, but I think you need to name it after someone else.

    • First off, Kardashian isn’t “incredibly hot”. She’s got a big butt and tits, but everything else is average. Secondly, she’s the Queen of the Coal Burners and has been pounded by miles of black dick, which is a turn off to anyone that isn’t into cuckolding. How, after who she has been with, and what she has done, you could possibly find that she has any redeeming qualities or attractiveness, shows very low standards.

    • tlmck

      So skanks are “incredibly hot women”?

  2. CelebrityLand, where everybody is fucking everybody, and everybody pretends to like everybody, because herpes.

  3. Oh, I get it now! The Cow-beast is like a Vespa. “Fun to ride, but you’d never let anyone catch you dead on it.” Except Smallnut here is moron enough to go broadcast it on the radio, not to mention include her on a list of significantly finer trim.

  4. Ruckus

    Sometimes a minivan is just more car than you need, and you get a big sedan instead.

    Kim is not on my sex list. However when we met, she turned me onto ordering roast beef from Arby’s, but with waffles for buns.

    He is promoting something, she is just Canon fodder.

  5. Cock Dr

    Kim seems like a taker not a giver, Nick found himself a better sugar mamma. A man does what he must in the entertainment industry.

  6. brian

    Since she’s evidently cool with fucking anything with a pulse, why doesn’t she come down here and bounce that fat ass off my purple Jesus for a while?

    • Do you seriously want to do her, after she’s been poked by every black guy with a heartbeat, in Southern California? They can have her.

      • Since this is your second post about her exclusively banging black guys and how you never, ever would do her just because of that, I already get that you’re a racist who’s probably justified in fearing comparison with “miles of black dick”, but what I really don’t understand is what Southern California has to do with it.

      • …he’s insinuating she feeds locally, close to the geographical location of her hive …what i don’t get is; did bull connor really think he’d have a lot of support here?

      • Nice reference – I can’t help but feel a fire hose would be helpful here. Insecure little fuckbag supremacists like jblank always figure everyone thinks as they do – because how could they not? They can’t conceive of any other mindset. So if anyone overcomes their shock and disgust and calls them on their fuckwittery, they just assume that person is denying their true feelings.

        Sort of like how sociopaths are missing the emo chip – they can’t feel any empathy or emotional connection to anyone, so if they see everyone around them displaying emotions that are natural to them, they simply assume everyone must be faking those responses.

      • JennyJustice

        Actually most white guys will not do a chick who’s known to have been with black guys. Call it whatever you want but that’s the way it is. JBlank may be dumb for saying it, but he’s being honest and he’s not alone or even in the minorty in feeling this way. If you go to any innercity highschool, you will see the white girls the black guys hit on are almost always chubby or have something about them that makes them insecure or think they can’t get a decent white guy. The majority of black guys in hichschool have a rade for this and these are the girls they chase. That is why you see some good-looking black guys with absolutely hideous or heiffer white girls. You’re so quick to demonize JBlank for his views, but ask yourself why only black guys bang Kim? Because SHE KNOWS she made the choice a long time ago and once she went black there was no going back. Sorry, that’s the truth. Maybe in several more decades it won’t be like that anymore, but for now, don’t hate on JBlank for being a product of his times. Hate on Kim for “settliing” for black guys – not because she loves any of them – but because she’s insecure and think she’s tainted herself.

      • JennyJustice

        And hate on the Kanye’s for taking up with a disgusting sloth rather than a decent black woman. You’re so quick to scream racism, riddle me this…why do black guys chase white women – even trash white women – rather than perfectly decent black women? Because in their eyes, a white woman, no matter what she looks like, no matter how vile or trashy, she is a status symbol simply by being white. Black guys will settle for a gross white girl because it makes them feel like a big deal to be with a white girl. So who’s racist now?

      • Well said. For the record, I’m no racist, but I tire of seeing the media try to push this multi-culturalism crap onto society. Believing that it is best if people stay within their race when marrying and creating a child, doesn’t mean I am a racist. The “racist” word is so misused today, it has lost its power and definition.

  7. Why would anybody admit this? If I ever started drinking or doing drugs and found myself in Kim’s bed, you couldn’t get that information out of me, even under threat of death.

    “We’ve got pictures.” “I wasn’t me.”
    “We got DNA evidence.” “It wasn’t me.”
    “She got pregnant and the paternity test proves it’s yours.” “It wasn’t me”

  8. brick

    Aha! So Nick’s a bovine banger!

  9. He stated the obvious when he said there were a lot of people after him. Getting on the Kim K train seems ordinary. As well as dirtier than the A train.

  10. Just this once

    Oh dear! Someone’s not getting peed on tonight.

  11. TreeSpirit

    I wonder if that punk bitch Kanye knows just how many sex lists his slore of a wife is on.

  12. Lala

    If I were Mariah, I’d be pissed to see my husband yapping about about other women he fucked.

  13. “Her and her family are some of the most incredible people…

    Listen up, you mouth-breathing moron. The correct verbiage is “SHE and her family are some of the most incredible people…” Got it? Now wipe the drool off your chin and go finish your hot-buttered groat clusters.

  14. Christina Milian…what a mouthful of heaven she would be.

  15. Back pain

    Who hasn’t banged this pig

  16. Robb7

    What’s more incredulous – that he admitted fucking that urine-soaked pig — or that this knucklehead has fucked that many women??!!

  17. Shan

    Mariah, what he said about the Kardashians is grounds for divorce right there! I hope she had Nick deloused before she married him!

  18. Shan

    Kim Kardashian went through a lot of men…really it was more like auditions to see who can take her the farthest. I guess Kanye won, but all I see he got is one of Hollywood’s biggest whores!

  19. fatty

    i am wasting my life

  20. theotherMSbitchhands

    What hasn’t been in a Kardashian?
    Yuck.

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    Commented on this photo:

    That’s my stain on her jeans.

  22. Duke Steele

    So, who hasn’t banged that urine soaked whore?

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