Niciole Richie charged with DUI

February 16th, 2007 // 65 Comments

nicole-richie-dui.jpgNicole Richie was charged with a DUI today for the incident in December when she was arrested for driving the wrong way on the freeway in her SUV. The case allso alleges she had a prior misdemeanor DUI conviction in 2003 and according to Calfiornia law, if convicted of a DUI twice within 10 years a person faces a sentence of 90 days to a year in jail, a fine between $390 and $1,000, and a suspension of driving privileges.

So here’s to hoping Nicole Richie gets convicted. If prison is anything like my DVD collection has taught me, she’ll have the time of her life in there. You wouldn’t believe what those security guards do with their nightsticks during shower time. Oh, no, you would not believe. It is wonderful and arousing to say the least.

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  1. sharpei dude

    Those fucking portholes she’s wearing are bigger than her fucking head! How does she hold her head up without her neck snapping???

  2. wink

    Jail time …get real….no chance. community service….maybe but doubtful….Take her lisense

  3. ListofMenWhoAreBadInBed

    I feel so sorry for Nicole. She seems like such a nice person caught up in the dangerous side of the celeb lifestyle.

  4. Lambency

    What a cow. I can’t even see the bottom of her collarbone anymore.

  5. fosho

    she looks like a fly…yea…with those glasses on

  6. Niecy

    Should celebrities even be allowed to drive? It seems they aren’t very good at it. They should all just have limos drive them around.

  7. Jiimbo

    This may be a little old for this crowd, but is Hobo Kelly Nicole’s Mother?

  8. wedgeone

    #44 – your use of the word “exaplin” and inability to locate the ” , ” on your keyboard explains why you love NR so much.

    At this point, we’ll see what level of a “Professional Celebrity” you have to be in order to be above the law. Watch this case closely, and if she gets the same jury that the Rodney King cops had, expect another riot in the streets.

  9. cheevers43

    holy crap. Look at those glasses. Either she has a super heavy prescription, or her eyes are HUGE! Maybe she’s going for a Woody Allen look?

  10. south7777

    hi, i’m new

  11. lol

    I love nicole. idk what you guys are talking about.

  12. belle

    She forgot to take the glasses off after to going to one of those super cool 3D movies.

  13. please, put her in jail…please?

  14. Melyssa

    Ms. Super-Rich Richie should have clear lenses in her glasses so she can get a good look at the inside of her jail cell. And is it just me, or are her glasses on upside down, just like her brain?

  15. Why am I not surprised gay prettyboy would complain about a hot girl, and it’s probably because she’s not “ethnic” enough. Todd should just post pictures of piles of shit next time so they’re “black enough” for prettyboy.

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