Christina Aguilera still has huge breasts, and something about voting

June 26th, 2008 // 65 Comments

Christina Aguilera stopped by Larry King Live last night (video after the jump) to talk about her involvement in Rock the Vote. She recently filmed a PSA where she sings “America the Beautiful” while holding newborn baby Max. Christina just wants people to vote and wouldn’t endorse a specific candidate. She also admitted this is her first time voting in an election and then said some sentimental stuff about her son.

Honestly, I started tuning out when I realized most of the footage was from the neck up which is all well and good. Anytime I see Christina’s ridiculous chest, I weep uncontrollably. I can’t get over the fact that Jordan Bratman touches those things every night while wearing nothing but an Iron Man mask and socks. Who are you really, Bratman? Name yourself!

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  1. Dirty Equadorian

    45-
    no shes half equador….
    her mom was an alcoholic whore though, so the man she thought was her father, may not be… maybe thats why he used to beat her mom

  2. Natalie paints pictures on her curly nails

    38- to be in play boy you have to have pretty non deformed legs, and preferably a button nose, not a long rat one…

    she is a ghetto bow legged rat faced tranny looking scum bag…

    without make she looks like she has alopecia because she doesn’t have eyelashes or eyebrows

  3. mrs.t

    I think I speak for all of humanity when I say ‘lay off the got-damn self-tanner.’

    Did Bratman have all the mirrors taken out of their house, or remove her eyesight while she was sleeping?

  4. Sigh

    #45
    “White” oh…like the color “white”…I see. I forgot that we have been randomly assigning members of the human race with abstract colors from a crayola box. Do you finger paint too? On a side note, not like you can read or anything, the Moors successfully made incursions into Southern Italy in 831-902 and had complete domination of the Mediterranean world in 800 AD. So all Europeans… “white”….ummm…not so much.

  5. BaCrock Osama

    Who cares about her hair or ethnicity. She has enormous cans

  6. magicman

    She’s ORANGE! She looks like a damn muppet. 5 pounds of makeup on a fucked up tranny grill….no thanks! When did orange become the new tan???? Nasty

  7. AMERICA REALLY NEED THESE PEOPLE?
    the PORN-INDURTRY “lives” on these kind of people though!!

  8. Why does she keep wearing those fugly pants?

  9. hmm

    if lance bass and boy george had a whore for a baby … with bowed legs and implants.
    her eyes looked crossed in that video.

  10. Me One

    OH WOW MAN!!! THIS WHITE GIRL HAVE SOME PRETTY BIG STORE BOUGHT TIDDIES!!!

  11. KDJ

    I think if she cut on da orange, and wear something better I think she’d be the best MILF eva!!

  12. sarah

    Where can I get some tights like those? The only ones I see around here are either exercise ones that don’t look right or nylon tights???

  13. sarah

    Where can I get some tights like those? The only ones I see around here are either exercise ones that don’t look right or nylon tights???

  14. sarah

    Where can I get some tights like those? The only ones I see around here are either exercise ones that don’t look right or nylon tights???

  15. realman

    can’t wait for xtina pose topless!!!!

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