Reese Witherspoon is sporty

May 8th, 2009 // 25 Comments

- Reese Witherspoon training to be a softball player. Think of her as your butch gym teacher that you wouldn’t mind see kiss a girl. [ICYDK]

- Ryan Phillippe wears a wifebeater and takes his daughter Ava out for a bagel. Thnk of him as your butch gym teach- Wait, I already used that joke. [PopSugar]

- Sean Penn is officially on his way to divorce which means only one thing: Time for blonde highlights. Because, honestly, liberals aren’t thought of as closet gays enough. Thanks, Sean Penn! [Jezebel]

- Daniel Radcliffe’s has a new transvestite best friend. Okay, maybe those Harry Potter books do fuck a kid up. You win, church. [Best Week Ever]

- Justin Timberlake will be hosting SNL tomorrow night because, obviously, he hates having sex with Jessica Biel 24/7. That’s like owning a motorcycle and not jumping over a helicopter with it. Sad. [Lainey Gossip]

- New Kids on the Block continue to get booked on The Today Show confirming what I’ve suspected all along. Matt Lauer is the missing Wahlberg brother. So, the prophecy was true! [Videogum]

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  1. Jesus Cruz

    Ugh no.

  2. telly

    her leg looks kinda freaky in that third picture. love her though.

  3. Kermit the Frog

    Most blonds tend to have a pretty short shelf life in the looks department; very cute to smoking hot from 16-22 or so, then they hit the wall at around 25, and really begin rolling downhill at 30.

    I give you Reese Witherspoon, born 1976. Age 33. Your honor, the prosecution rests.

    Give her another 7 years, and she be either Botox’ed and plastic surgery-ized to this hilt, or she’ll look like the Crypt-Keeper.

    Or maybe both. It *is* Hollywood.

  4. Larry

    She has a gorgeous body because she’s actually healthy and not stick-thin… she also looks a decade younger than she is.

  5. big b

    I see camel toe.

  6. toni

    bitch has chin for days!

  7. She Has a Good figure. looks younger
    for more click on my name

  8. don’t you see it?
    THIS WOMAN NEEDS TO SHIT DESPERATELY, folks!!

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  10. Looking great, healthy and beatiful

  11. She is so tall and hot.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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  12. mikeock

    her voice would drive me insane. Besides, her cooter’s been soiled with Gyllenhaal spooge. It’s probably acidic now.

  13. barbie

    Oh, I love this girl! She’s so cute and pretty? I wish I had her cute face, her cute husband and her cute children. Reese you are the best and stay fit, don’t be like Jessica Simpson!!!

  14. lilly

    she is the prettiest of all the young celebrities. Scarlett johanssen IS ugly compared to her , that charmless beast. she is just so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!cutie pie! I just wonna eat her up!!!!!

  15. Magnificent forehead! wonder if shell accept the role of Brainiac 5 in the next Superman.

  16. Paulina

    Barbie, of course she wont turn out like Jessica. Reese has talents, mental stability, fans, a sane family, respect from Hollywood…Do you want me to keep listing reasons?

  17. baba booey

    nice asshole!

  18. Parker

    If I caught her in that outfit I’d tie her helmet to a fence, pull her shorts down to her knees and butffuck her.

  19. Unklejoe

    I hate this toothy bitch

  20. Dan Montana

    Cottage cheese legs eeeeekkk

  21. zebop

    That pointy chin means she”ll stab you in the nuts while she’s giving head, but she’s a shorty and still kind of cute.

    Plus, she already has her knee pads on. Girl knows what time it is.

    I’d hit it with my bat and balls.

  22. Crybaby

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    Jones Lang LaSalle announced the firm’s capital markets experts have completed the sale of Galleria Towers I, II & III on behalf of Brooklyn, New York-based Fortis Property Group (Louis Kestenbaum), LLC to Los-Angeles-based Cannon Commercial. Financial terms were not disclosed but sources close to the transaction estimate the closing price was in excess of $300 million.
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  23. jessica

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  24. YUCK

    Reese Witherspoon is so ugly.

  25. I love this girl! He is so cute and beautiful? I wish I had her pretty face, her lovely husband and lovely children. Reese you are the best and to stay fit, do not be like Jessica Simpson!

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